Jow Forums animals thread

What is the most Jow Forums animal and why is it the bear?

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A Gorilla would decimate a bear.

>routinely bulks and cuts
>lazy and irritable

Seems about right OP, good job faggot.

>bear bites gorilla in the fucking neck once
>this kills the gorilla

I swear one day I’m going to put these two animals in a cage in some third world country and record their battle

>height
>face
>frame

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>Biggest major predator on earth currently
>Smart
>Hunts in packs
This is the most OP hunter on earth besides humans.

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Do you think Gorillas aren't used to dealing with that shit? They are used to fucking pumas and shit coming out of nowhere in the black of night. No way he would let the gorilla get at his neck easy. Imagine if you were like 10x stronger, do you think you would lose to a bear?

>Eats like a fatass during summer
>Sleeps all of winter
Lich-erally the most unfit animal. Imagine what a bear could achieve with even a shred of self discipline, but you'll never find one to put in the effort. They're always going on about "muh hibernation" and "muh evolutionary conservation of energy while food is scarce" BS.

>Never heard of bulking before

Choose your main Jow Forums

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These fuckers are not to be mess with.

>Bulking during summer and not training at all during winter
Yeah mate, fucking great bulk you got going there

>he fell for the cutting during summer meme

>Literally bear mode all year long

>Kills nearly everything on land
>swole as fuck
>eats Indians and other poo’s on the regular

Tigger will fuck you up

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Bloatmax

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A bear would kill it in one fucking swipe.

20 lions couldn't fuck with this BLOATGOD
godbless

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stupid gorillas and bears

put me in a cage with them

ill show you i can beat them both

Checked

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It’s Alligator for me

Well look at the brains on this guy. You one smart muthafucka

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Pooh will just fuck you

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Cool man. I like your style.

Shhhhhh... I'm retarded

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Alone Again or.

>gorilla bites bear in the fucking neck once
>this kills the bear
A gorilla would absolutely destroy a bear you're retarded.