ITT: The dumbest shit you've ever heard a chick say
>be me >be 24 >lying in bed this morning next to qt3.142 19yo fuck buddy >(5'2", submissive as fuck, and loves it rough, always goes on about my size) >last night was great but had to abort round 2 due to cooter swelling >I'm starting to chubby up again in her petite presence >joke about trying to put it in her ass >expecting some excuse about size since she's never done this before >plot_twist.gif >"actually, I'm saving that for marriage" >"if I give that away, what else will be left? I'll have done everything" >mfw
Am I being retarded here? Once she said it, all the fucked up shit we've gotten up to flashed through my head. Obviously I just laughed it off and dropped it but I need Jow Forums's counsel on this.
>Am I being retarded here? Nah, that's just chick logic for you. One that comes to mind
>meet up an ex after 4 years >she's recently single >end up drunk on her flat >fuck her good >she says she won't suck me off until I deserved it Like she never sucked me off before. I just looked at her like she was retarded. She swallowed my load later that very same night.
Logan Clark
Yeah, no shit. Sex isn‘t meant to last that long you fucking porn brainlet.
Carson Thompson
H-how long is it supposed to last
Parker Young
Sounds like she was just teasing you. I can't stand that though - not submissive enough for my liking.
Jack Gray
Average is 7 minutes.
Brayden Peterson
I had a fuck buddy who said the same exact thing OP, instead of anal it was road head though. And she wanted me to ass fuck her but I couldn't bring myself to do it
Nolan Jones
If you go over 10 min youre actually homo
Wyatt Gray
Post body
Parker Reyes
I'm 36 and fuck 20yo's on the regular since I spend half the year in a college town in the south.
Anthony Watson
Nah, she was actually going for the "I'm a high value lady" angle. She was actually very submissive. But then she let herself go and got fat...
Ayden Taylor
uh huh user
Luke Torres
You're statement gives me 100% confidence that you are around 18-19 and are in that mindset (like highschool)
>how dare older guys date younger girls MY age >its just wrong, bro
You are jealous that older guys are stealing your age group. Grow the fuck up and welcome to adulthood.
Logan Hill
Under 10 minutes not counting foreplay and refractory periods. A "session" could last 20 minutes and you'd brag about it but leave out the part where you fingered her and ate her out in 15 minutes and blew your load in the next five.
Brody Watson
Based. And to all you youngsters on the thread, take note: your value as a man will only appreciate with age, if you take care of your body.
Nolan James
>But then she let herself go and got fat... right then and there?
Op is full of shit and has slammed a fatty.
Liam Gomez
I'm starting to think you might be right. 20-30min might be ideal and she did ask me how I always last so long. Then again, how do explain girls' reliable desire for round 2?
Leo Johnson
So why do minute men get ridiculed so much? I mean I’m not under a minute fast but Christ I don’t even come close to 10 minutes fucking
Eli Bell
im 28 and bang 18 year olds. young girls are easssyyyyyyy
Liam King
Nope, over the years. She became an on and off again fuck buddy, but each time she came back she was a little bit less attractive.
Parker Gonzalez
>reliable desire for round 2 They didn‘t orgasm
>why do minute men get ridiculed so much There‘s a difference between one and seven minutes.
Luis Young
thats his point. its trashy of them hes not saying that its unfair or something 1.you literally didnt read what he said 2. reddit spacing
Aaron Bell
>so if he hits the ball and runs around all the bases thats called a touch down right?
Josiah Watson
They why do you still fuck her and validate her you desperate degenerate?
