So wait, you just rub this gel on your arms and it somehow gets into the bloodstream...

So wait, you just rub this gel on your arms and it somehow gets into the bloodstream? And can even transfer onto women and get into their bloodstreams and make them grow beards and fuck? But if it is that easy doesn't that mean ANYTHING put on your skin is getting into your bloodstream??? Like I did some gardening today and got mud on my hands, does that mean mud is going into my bloodstream? What if I'm painting a wall and paint gets on my skin, is my blood full of paint now?? I've read about tobacco pickers getting sick of nicotine poisoning just from touching the plant leaves, not even smoking it. How the FUCK did humans survive this long if literally anything that touches your skin gets into the bloodstream?

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it's not literally anything though. Some stuff gets through easy most does not.

Can I use test. Gel to jack off? I have a big vein on my dick so it would go in the blood faster right?

Your balls will shrink faster if you do that

Yes and no.
Yes shit can go through your skin, it happens all the time. That's how poison frogs work. There are very dangerous chemicals that can even seep all the way into your bones.
Skin is like a filter mesh, large compounds generally don't go through it.
Most compounds that do go through it are attacked by the immune system anyways.

It’s designed that way user. Only really tiny molecules that are fat soluble will go through your skin into the bloodstream.
Most stuff does not fullfill these criteria and can’t pass. Ez pz

Correct

No. Not everything is absorbed transdermally.

What about cum?

OK old fag here.
Had test shutdown a few years ago at 50 years of age, same happened to my dad.
Love my Testogel.
Pop a bit on a woman's clit and watch it swell.

Most gels are designed to match the salinity of the body making absorption easier.

Paints (and similar) contain volatiles which will be absorbed similarly via, skin and lungs. I remember painting a commercial kitchen using exterior gloss paint 25 years ago around Christmas in UK, popped off in the car to get more paint. Got stopped by police for random breath test, no probs don't really drink, positive result.
Tool me 6 months to get it sorted, the volatiles in the paints got absorbed and gave a false positive. Fortunately, if you tested positive they followed up with blood test at station (I got my copy sample and had it privately tested), no alcohol in the sample but a fuck tonne of other shit.

So yeah, be careful found stuff with volatiles in.

Calm your autism, grandpa

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But will my penis grow

>How the FUCK did humans survive this long if literally anything that touches your skin gets into the bloodstream?
you might imagine that humans would be fairly impervious to potentially harmful molecules in the environment of evolutionary adaptedness. not a lot of testosterone just lying around on the african plains ten million years ago

however, there are plenty of unnatural molecules in today's environment, causing things like the attached image

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Nigga are you really in your 50s and posting here?

Kys weeb

The first time a doctor prescribed me test it was this shit. The copay (after insurance) was over $200, and as far as I can tell it didn't work.
Get a little insulin needle and inject subQ 3 times a week.

is this real? i need it

Retarded image. The soi didn't cause his mental disability, it's his mental disability that caused him to take soi.

I jerk off with it, then i fuck ur mom ur sister and ur dad to show him who's boss u pussyfag

androgel has been around forever, but I'm guessing lifters don't use it because it's more expensive to do big doses than by injection

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the sound.... of soi

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john fucking numbers broke his mind

Op is the most extreme brainlet in the history of low IQs. lol

rub it on your clit and you can grow a dick

>hurr durr...X has Y properties, does this mean that everything has Y properties???

No you idiot. Now get back to lifting so I can get back to laughing.

You're all brain dead morons.
It doesn't get into a woman's skin from contact with your skin if you let it dry.
A woman's clit wont swell if you rub it on.
Stop with the bullshit.

MY GOD...

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tfw I actually know someone who drinks soilent.

Kill yourself old fag.
You are all used up and worthless

upset some senior citizen contributed more than you on your german sausage cooking forum?

I appreciate the info, have fucked with volatiles before by accident.