What does Jow Forums think of parasite cleanses? Apparently 85% of Americans have some sort of a parasite:
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Has anyone here done a parasite cleanse or anything similar? Scares the shit out of me to think I could have worms in my gut taking my nutrients.
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Hate them and the retards who swallow them. You really do have to be a paxy sick fuck if swallowing a parasitic worm that lives inside you and eats your food sounds more appealing than just eating less
I'm talking about taking supplements to kill the worms
I have a parasite, little asshole takes 20% of everything I make and if I say anything about it Ill be in serious trouble
>Heres a picture under microscope
are you retarded? read the post, asshole
taxation is theft
A parasite that is 13% and does 50% more.
And theft is for niggers
> Apparently 85% of Americans have some sort of a parasite:
God bless im not a burger
based and please-watch-where-you-are-walking-pilled.
Eww wtf
>85% of Americans have some sort of parasite
Well then, clearly parasite cleanses are bullshit, look how fat Americans are. You'll never get skinny on a parasite cleanse, OP, with those results.
>Apparently 85% of Americans have some sort of a parasite:
Bull fucking shit. There is no fucking way that statistic is even remotely accurate. The author of that shitty article, which cites no scientific studies, is misunderstanding the data from the one article it cites, which also cites no scientific references.
It may be that 85% of Americans will have a parasite at some point in their life, but no way do they walk around with parasites inside of them for years unaware. The only way to arrive at that number is to take liberties with the definition of a parasite. Certainly 85% of Americans don't have a fucking tapeworm.
I eat enough garlic and capsaicin that there is no way I have a parasite
50% of humans already have toxo
thats one parasite
theres plentyh of others in circulation
That's why I fast every morning
It's proven kill parasites
Surely you mean 85% of Americans ARE parasites.
That is a creature is disgusting.
I took Paragone last summer because I was paranoid about having parasitic worms to the point where I would sit still and analyse my body to see if I could feel worms (if you have a really bad case of worms, you may see them under your skin). Not sure if it had any effect. I don't think I had worms because I didn't shit any out, but it was nice to be sure. I'd recommend it if you can afford to waste a little money, at least you will have peace of mind.
In the US you are only likely to get food-borne parasites which will be either tapeworms, flatworms, or nematodes. Control of these food-borne parasites is very, very good in the agricultural sector, as they reduce the productivity of the animals you catch them for. Animals are therefore regularly treated with anthelminthics (think antibiotics but for worms) to reduce worm burdens. So, your risk of actually catching a parasite is very low, moreso if you cook your food correctly.
On the off chance you did manage to become infected with a worm, a "cleanse" would do nothing. These animals are basically the apex of a disease and pretty much shrug off your immune system like its nothing - some worms can have a lifespan of 20+ years in humans because they're just that resilient. Luckily for you, worms are very susceptible to treatment with drugs, for nematodes there's upwards of 7 different drugs, and for flatworms & tapeworms the drug Praziquantel will kill them all with one dose.
tl;dr you don't have a gastrointestinal worm, or any worm for that matter. If you did they're easily detected and easily treated WITH DRUGS - cleanses don't do anything to parasites.
Source: I have a masters in Parasitology specialising in bilharzia
How would you know if you had one?
Based American intellectual
Tapeworms are macroscopic helminths that are usually only found in 3rd world countries via water and undercooked meat. we're talking about single celled eukaryotic parasites like t. Gondii
>20%
I fucking wish, can we trade parasites?
>Yes goyim fill your body with drugs! The big pharma knows what's best for you!
If anyone is thinking of consuming tape-worms. Pls don't we care about you
I'm from Wales
not true, tapeworms are found everywhere - they're certainly more common in countries where sanitation is poorer or people have livestock directly outside their houses
depends on the worm, but you probably wouldn't notice unless you were consistently ingesting eggs (as they cannot multiply within the host - you have to be repeatedly infected to reach high numbers). If you had quite a few, you'd probably feel discomfort in your GI tract. As for how it's actually diagnosed, you would give a stool sample to your hospital and someone would spread it on a slide and look for eggs.
Tapeworms you'd know quite quickly, I've been told they're pretty painful.
Would you refuse antibiotics if you had an infected wound?
Parasites are actually your friends and good for you. They want their host to be healthy and protect you from disease and bad digestion. Of course your Doctor doesn't like that because you'll be less ill and taking less medication
>13% black
>2% Jewish
>85% everybody else
Sounds about right
Bullshit that statistic is for South America having that mind altering worm.
Under fucking rated
Kek
I fucking love spicy food but everytime I eat real chili (small green and red chili aka thai chili) the next time I go shit it's a mess.
There's white thread inside my shit.
Do I have parasites?
Not only %20. Also your whole industrial system will be controlled by them. Also OP asked for cleanse. Anyone know effective solution ?
I think hook worm is the only parasite that helps you. It will cure allergies. But it will make you lethargic.
True story, but the image of the lazy nigger comes from hookworm. The american south was rampant with hook worm in early America.
>Parasites are actually your friends and good for you. They want their host to be healthy and protect you
You sound like jewish to me
Kind of my reaction
>Well if a super majority ofthe population has been "suffering" from this for years, unaware, it's probably not actually a problem, is it?
Yes. Pinworms.
No, retard. Parasites, by definition, harm the host.
If it's mutually beneficial, they're called symbiotes.
Are you memeing me?
I'll definitely have to look into it and it might explain alot of things.
Show them who's boss!
not saying you dont have them but its really easy to meme yourself into thinking you have worms so dont be too suspicious
Are you retarded? You have parasites living in your body right now. Fucko.
Parasitologist again. I wrote my undergraduate thesis on this very topic, but applying it to pinworms instead. The general theory goes that allergies develop due to a lack of exposure to worms, which trigger a different "branch" of the immune system to other illnesses. Because this branch of the immune system is almost never being triggered, the appropriate regulatory systems do not develop for this branch of the immune system. Its this same branch of the immune system that is triggered by allergies.
The actual things you're allergic to are also remarkably similar to proteins found commonly in worms, giving another basis to the worm/allergy link.
What some of you are bringing up is this theory, compounded by epidemiological data showing a negative correlation between the prevalence of allergy and worm infections. However, there has been little experimental data to show that worm infections prevent or suppress allergies.
Regardless of this, to survive in their hosts, worms secrete a whole range of very interesting compounds that fuck with your immune system, so could be used to reduce inflammation. There's a protein called NIF from the hookworms that they're trialling for this purpose.
Could be pinworm. However, if you're only seeing it after eating thai food it's more likely to be something fibrous in the meal. You should be seeing them more regularly. Also worth mentioning they're about the length of an eyelash and you'd likely find them live.
Should I take parasite drugs just in case I have some? I am paranoid about it
One time a long time ago I was super whacked out on drugs and thought I had a parasite so I dug through my poop and put it in a plastic bag and brought it to the doctor. She just made fun of me. Thanks for reading my blog.
If you are concerned you have pinworm, the most striking symptom (short of actually seeing the worms) is having a noticeably arsehole, as the worms kind of wriggle out at night, lay eggs, and go back in. The eggs almost always cause significant discomfort (as they rely on you scratching the area, getting eggs on your fingers, and exposing yourself/others) so you'd be pretty aware of having them.
If you're seriously paranoid about it, visit a doctor and they will probably write you up a scrip for mebendazole to kill the worms since it has almost no side-effects and its easier to just treat you rather than check for sure.
Or if you'd rather not visit a doctor, you may be able to get pyrantel pamoate (I think the brand is Reese's dewormer or something) over the counter. You should take as many as it tells you to for as long as it tells you to, because the eggs can survive for a few days outside the body so there's a good risk of you re-infecting yourself so one dose is rarely sufficient.
Thank you
50%?
Source?
I'd like to present a low-cost option:
Bleach enema and ask a friend to scrub you ass crack down with steel wool and go over it lightly with an acetylene torch after.
Thats all well and good but Id rather not have a bunch of gross little creatures living in my butthole thank you very much.
me too thanks
>20%
more like 30%+ at least depending on your income including federal income tax, state income tax, state sales tax (if applicable), fucking property tax (if applicable) on things you already fucking own. That's in the United States and not fucking europe, imagine if we actually went to a single payer healthcare system youd' be FUCKED
Imagine if we went to a ZERO payer system where you just leave your ID at home, get your treatment, and leave like a breath in the wind, just like how the wetbacks do. All in your imagination, as a thought experiment.
yeah but with a "single payer" system all of us that pay taxes could have even more of our money stolen for us for the wetbacks to do this
That man does not look well
I had parasites when i was a kid. Some small worms that came out when i shat. Didn’t do shit about it for a year and i never saw them again. D-do you think i still have them? I was too embarrassed to tell my parents
Tbh I can't wait to do a parasite cleanse
Jews
My tapeworm had a heart attack last thanksgiving
>The first and most important step toward good digestive health is to change your eating habits and learn to follow a healthy diet.
An article by - some fat nobody.
Here's mine
You can just order meds over ebay. No need for a doctor. If your but is itchy all the time and your stil lcleaning well you probably got it.
>85%
Yeah that is because of the abundance and ease that toxoplasma gondii is to contract. It a protozoan parasite that lives in the cells and become dormant because of the immune system. Worms are not that common. It infects about ~60% of the people in the USA.
If you have certain worms and parasites you can live a healthy life and actually be asymptomatic
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My man! Not a parasitologist but a lot of my free time is reading research on them.
When they lay their eggs, they actually die on the anus and when they break down their proteins that were in them make contact with the human skin and cause a reaction that leads to itching. This then leads to the chance for secondary infections with the worms.
Depends on what type of worm.
Do not know its name. Small white-ish, came out my ass at night. Was even in my shit moving. I think its pinworm
Eggs don't show up in stool, you have to use adhesive tape on your anus right when you wake up.
I'm ordering the Turpentine TMW first thing.
FUCK YOU WORMS
Enemas are good for some. And they don'r fuck with your gut health like laxatives would.
A lot of eggs do not appear in the stool. It's only some version of tape worms. They are actually crafty lil shits for the parasites in your body.
Typically, you just want to get as healthy as possible. That will deal with a good amount of problems in your body. But parasites are a hard baster to get rid of for good. They fuck with your brain, your gut, your organs, your blood, your hormonal system. And they don't go down without a fight.
Anybody taking anything related to antibiotics or anything that "kills" should take probiotics after they finish that cycle. A lot of the body requires a lot of good bacteria, especially the gut. You can't just keep killing everything and expect to remain healthy. And you can't expect for the bacteria to magically come back when you just literally did a system wide wipe in your body. Always do a probiotic cycle after any anti. It's really fucking retarded that 0 medical professionals mention this to their patients and a lot of people wonder why they are feeling like shit after the cycle of drugs.
My gf and I just broke up so I'm a part of the 15% now. 1/10 wouldn't recommend.
I bought some of the following: markusrothkranz.com
I haven't taken it yet, but I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm allergic to literally nothing and my anus itches so often (several times a week) that I've taken to growing aloe vera which soothes it nicely.
In perfect health otherwise according to bloodwork done buy my doc last week.
Do I have worms?
I once got stoned and ate an entire can of cashews and my asshole itched for a week. I thought it was pinworms but then kept looking online and found out that cashews come from the cashew fruit which has a pod covered with oil similar to posion ivy which remains on cashews in low ammounts. However, if you eat a fucking shitton of cashews your asshole and mouth itch.
Cashew fruit is a trip. It has astringent effect that sucks the moisture right out of your mouth... I dont remember getting itchy from it though.
Kekus maximus.
>Apparently 85% of Americans have some sort of a parasite:
Only the 85% that pay taxes (also known as extortion)
Some girl on a pro anorexia website swallowed a tapeworm
>as they rely on you scratching the area, getting eggs on your fingers, and exposing yourself/others
Kinda hot.
>order meds over ebay
Not the best idea I've read today.
I live in a country with ""free"" healthcare, and it fucking sucks.
The quality is low because the practitioners don't have a say in how much you have to pay them, so they do quantity over quality, you usually have to wait for a long time before seeing a specialist and must see other doctors before if you want to be reimbursed (they have to assess if you need to see the specialist), and my taxes are very, very, very high.
I wish we would do away with it. Shitskins would leave, old people that nobody loves because they were cunts all their lives would die earlier instead of costing 10k a day for medical care when they're 90yo+, and I would pay way less taxes to a corrupt government.
They step on my snek, user.
They step on it every damn day.
>You can't just keep killing everything and expect to remain healthy.
WATCH ME
>cdc.gov
In the United States it is estimated that 11% of the population 6 years and older have been infected with Toxoplasma
>he didn't even read the link he posted
>ywn get to be a tapeworm living inside a cute girl
Incorrect. 50% of people have antibodies against toxoplasmosis, indicating that at some point in their lives they have been exposed and have had an immune response. Having antibodies against a pathogen or parasite does NOT mean you have an active (or even recent) case.
It's actually not theft. It's much worse than theft. It's extortion.
This is your brain on echinococcosis.
Oh yeah? Well you have an entire spooky skeleton inside your body right this instant, shithead.
100% of workers have parasites, they're called Capitalists and they steal surplus value you create.
Okay that was funny.
We live in a society.
It is also funny that you care about the theft of taxation, but not the fact that your own boss steals most of the value you create from your wages for his own profit.
Truth. It's like workers don't realize the power they can implement.
i had 6 colonic irrigations to clear out a stuffed up colon from years of holding my feces. reduced my waistline dramatically and eliminated a good few parasites. mood increased dramatically thereafter.
I take out parasite killers every few months as of last year. But I also travel to third world shit countries every now and then, which is what made me become aware of the parasites and their potential threat to health, happiness and energy.
In the states a single dose of vermox or similar parasite killer like albendazole is around $200 and in india around $0.25.
>Apparently 85% of Americans have some sort of a parasite
What the fuck?
I'm fucking terrified of bugs and parasites getting in my system, literally overcook everything and ignore sushi, despite fish flavors being my favorite. Didn't think my '' views'' of America could drop any lower since the liberal outrages and media scams. Absolutely disgusting.
Because a worker's contract is a consentual agreement, and there is no consent in the IRA taking your labor yield away.