I wish I could talk to user but he always works out with his headphones

Gymthot I had a crush on told me this after I took my balls out of my mom purse and we got to know each other

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>Nasim
My memes were alrw on a board I just started to browse.

Did I make it guys?

No man has ever complained about a woman wanting to talk to them in the gym... unless you're in the middle of a set.

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omg yas girl I know that feeling. Also, can we talk about how bad some guys dress at the gym? Some of these boys would be so much hotter if they stopped wearing baggy shorts and old T-shirts to the gym. Don’t even get me started on the smell...

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GOD DAMN IT STACY ITS CAUSE IM TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON MY WORKOUT.

IM ACTUALLY A NICE GUY THATS JUST MY NATURAL EXPRESSION

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It's as if they don't go to the gym to socialise and show off their clothes but for something else.

How do I take my balls out of my moms purse?

>YFW he hasn't washed his crotch for 2 weeks.

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If you really like him just work out next to him and stick your ass out. I usually do leg lifts or squats with a dumbbell. If he’s a real man he’ll come up and talk to you.

everythread is incel larp
literally rebbit is better

Dumb whore. A narrow or thight dress which shows your body lines can strict your movement in some exercises. If you want to look for people who go there to dress you can visit DYEL's sections always.

If he is a real man, he will warm up with your 1rm

Just be yourself. It’s even easier at the gym.

Walk up to a girl doing an exercise and tell her why you also love that exercise, “except you look a lot better doing it than I do haha”...she’ll laugh and accept the compliment, and then you’re free to ask her out. Simple.

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Except being physically strong doesn’t make you a man.

I want a real man who has the confidence to fight to win me over. I want a man who has the type of dominant personality that makes me feel safe. Not someone who hides behind a muscular facade and doesn’t have any real substance outside of lifting weights.

Just corner him off and ask for a spot then get the conversation going

>fight to win me over
I think a man can also win against you in a fight

Literally me

bruh, girls will NEVER approach men, even if you don't have headphones. it simply doesn't work that way 99% of the time. if you refuse to be a leader then you remain incel

incel larp like this is top tier absurdist humor though. i would visit the female Jow Forums every single day just to laugh if such a thing existed, but it doesn't because female social privilege is real.

>I see you are doing the bench press.
>I also love the bench press, because it works my pecs.
>Except you look better doing it, haha.
>Want to get curry? My treat.

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what the fuck man?? why did this happen?

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>fight to win me over
basic bitch mentality. your name will never be Helen.

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Fuck you. I don’t have a rich daddy like you who can buy me expensive gymshark outfits like you. I go to the gym to get strong, not to look good.

Vapid whore.

It's another episode of fat neckbeard retard larping as a woman on an uzbekistani pottery commune

This is honestly a poo’s best shot at getting a grill at the gym

I don’t really mind any of that. I have guy friends who dress like that but they clean up really nice.

Honestly a lot of the posts on this board just make me really insecure about flirting with guys at the gym. Like I really don’t want guys to think I’m a slut so I try not to seem like I’m trying to show my ass off, even though I kind of am. But I can’t just go talk to guys at the gym cause they seem so I intimidating. How do I get guys to notice me without coming off whorish? I just want a fit bf lol

I'm in pain and it is all I know. I can't help it.

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>stick your ass out

yeah, every time a girl did this its totally because she wanted you to talk to her and not just shit posture

Honey
You're immature. Real men with careers and a life dont need to fight for you at all
You're a depreciating asset... it's the other way around
You should be fighting for him if you find someone actually worthy

>doesn’t have any real substance outside of lifting weights.

Do you have any real substance outside of having a vagina?

It's funny how it's impossible for us to take a step back and examine ourselves in the gym.
I mean sure you could do it in hindsight but in real time you are sort of in your own world.
Usually people will give me puzzled looks when I'm repping heavy bench sets or going for heavy singles.
It might be because I look pissed off or scared that I might fail the set, I don't know which.
Then just before the set I'll take out my phone, look at it, smile, then begin my setup.
They have no idea why I'm smiling when I just looked angry a moment ago.

Shut the fuck up thot

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Don't talk to me, slut. I came here to lift, not to contract STDs.

Actual femanon here.
I know for a fact that all the “girls” in this thread are lonely dudes pretending because NO girl, and I mean literally 0% of girls actually want guys to talk to them at the gym.

I mean, unless you literally look like Cole Sprouse, just let us work out. WE ARE THERE TO WORK OUT, that’s it. And cut it out with the creepy staring. Like yeah bro, I see you looking at me through me the mirror, pls stop.

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Tits or gtfo

>i would visit the female Jow Forums every single day just to laugh if such a thing existed
crystal.cafe/feels/catalog

Sure. $10 you are ugly trying to lift it away.

t. fucked a girl from the gym last week (talking while stretching)

These guys you are dreaming about don't have to fight for you, they have tons and tons of pussy at their choosing

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Yeah, not gonna degrade myself like that sorry. What are you gonna do about it. That’s right, nothing. Pussy.

This shit only happens in anime nigga

>Obvious LARPing dyke
>Even posts something that looks like a dyke and claims that this is what women want.

Begone mentally ruined NPC.
Your evil is not wanted here.

>I wish I could talk to girls but I’m so insecure over my social anxiety and lack of experience with dating that I talk super fast or freeze up and choke the same way people do during stage fright

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Post body or gtfo Larper

>Fight to win me over
Why would your "man" win the fight?

Good luck ever finding a woman with that attitude. I’ll go be with a man who appreciates me for who I am.

But hey, if having sex with your hand fills the empty void in your life, best of luck with that.

I’m smart and a lot of people think I’m fun to be around. You’ll spend your life alone if you think women are just objects with vaginas.

DELETE

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Good luck finding a guy who'll settle for you.
Men of worth who won't even look at you will be over there having women who're young hot and all around better then you will ever be fight over them.

I am have a vagina.
I am smart.
You can't make these posts up.

same

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A man “wins the fight” when he proves that he cares enough to support and provide for me. He has to show that he is better than the other guys chasing me because he is willing to make sacrifices for me. THATS what makes a man strong.

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What would be deemed worthy of you and your temporary beauty and what would a man have to give up in life to be with you

You mentioned provide for you? Why would a man have to provide for you
The women I have met hate this idea and they say women have jobs so they dont need a provider anymore (that's an outdated concept according to some of the women i spoke to)

I can't tell if the 6 retards replying to you are aware that you're larping as a woman

Unless they're being ironic too

Guys don’t “settle” for me. I’m independent as it is, I don’t need a man. Men need women in their lives or they go crazy. Not the other way around.

If I ever need physical fulfillment, I can dangle my pussy in front of them and their all mine bitchboy

This is why I turn down women. You'll never have power over me and I have no desire to reproduce or bow to anyone for anything. If I can't have 100% control I want you to have none

>cares enough to support and provide for me
The state can do that for you Lue-anne.

Tumblr. It's far left female r9k. It'll die soon so better be quick

>tfw I let the cute guy I met at the gym have sex with me and now he’s not responding to my texts

You fitness guys can really be awful sometimes

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I don’t mean financially, I mean emotionally.

This is why most of you guys on this board don’t have a girlfriend, you are far too emotionally distant and don’t let anybody into your lives. A relationship means caring enough to be a part of someone’s life when they aren’t at their best.

But you guys all think it’s about looks, body, and money. and it’s so much more than that.

Ted was right...

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Damn it, stop posting that link here. We can’t afford to pollute their site with male larpers.

We can only observe and admire from afar.

>crystal.cafe/feels/catalog
That virgin thread is cute.

ITT: a single user pretends to be a girl, exposes all of /incelfit/‘s insecurities, and gets countless (You)’s from a hoard of virgins.

Pretty based desu

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I have a feeling you might be right
I'm a closed person and I rarely let anyone in because i fear i would be trying to hard and women know when you're desperate so they might give you a chance but for their own reasons

Most people can tell my value and what I bring to the table so she'll either use me for money or status until she wants to get rid of me
I don't think I could take another heart break. I spent over a year putting my career on hold because of women. I made a mistake by chasing women and it cost me in the end

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t. Nigger

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Women don’t care if you seem desperate. I think it’s kind of cute, actually, when I can tell a guy is trying really hard to win me over. Stop being afraid to love, user. You are the only thing holding you back.

And FYI, the only girls who use guys for money or status are hoebags anyway. Me and most normal girls I know care far more about stability, both financially and emotionally.

Do you have a stable job, user? Are you passionate about it? Are you secure enough to be with a woman who might make more than you? These are the things normal women care about.

Holy shit this fucking thread

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Absolutely based

>Women don’t care if you seem desperate. I think it’s kind of cute, actually, when I can tell a guy is trying really hard to win me over.

No. I feel you're wrong on this. I have met four women recently and one of them I actually wouldn't mind spending time with but something happened. When we first met I was in a bad mood and she approached me
So everytime I would see her I began thinking about her and wanted to talk. Eventually i did talk to her but now that I remember it was probably something that made her very uncomfortable. Anyway I guess I was acting to desperate and she did something. Basically I dont know if this means anything but let's say she turns her back to you so you won't look or approach her again (I haven't seen her in weeks now and I do miss her)

Also yea I have a stable career and I'm over six figures working for a company before I take my own path and open my own firm... basically yea I have a career but dont get out often on dates and tinder was a let down.
Regarding salary I dont care if she makes more than me or not. That's not an issue
I also find feminine women attractive and submissive ones. I have no time for an alpha chick looking for a beta to play with

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SHUT UP SLUTS

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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One of the best LARPs I’ve seen on this shitty website. Holy fuck so many triggered incel replies

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Women almost never make the first move. And when they do strike up a conversation, they make it so obscure that its difficult to tell whether they're hitting on you. Fuck them, don't think of them, just hit your PR.

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haha I always laugh when women try to give men dating advice

>Gym thot takes creepshot of me
>Had her flash on but I pretended not to notice anyways
>Don't know if she'll make fun on me with her friends like pic related or shes mirin my DYEL physique
>Autistically get out of the gym as fast as I could
What should I have done?

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>did you just take a photo of me? What the hell is your problem?

She’ll start stuttering and get all flustered and then she’s your bitch at that point.

You’re all so easily trollable. You’ve come from Jow Forums and reddit and infected this site with your sad Wojak memes.
Good larp “femanons”.

>Women don’t care if you seem desperate.
>I think it’s kind of cute, actually

PUHHHLEEEESE STACCY GO OUT WITH ME PUHHLEESE JUST ONE TIME ILL TAKE YOU TO A FANCY DINNER AND PAY FOR EVERYTHING PUHHHLEEESE!!

you drippin yet?

Don't even fucking reply to me unless you're a real girl

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

mfw thinking of you hurting

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Hey ;)

No. Don’t be a whiny bitch. Women like men are persistent, but in a cute non-clingy way.

Give an example because the word desperate and what you're trying to describe are probably not even close to the same thing.