Coffee is shit

Coffee is shit.

>doesn't wake me up
>makes me feel good despite doing nothing
>end up fapping to porn
>anxiety comes up, taking 20 pictures of myself, wtf is wrong with me
>delusions
>wake up next morning watch pictures, damn there is nothing wrong with me wtf

fuck this shit i will only drink water.

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healthline.com/nutrition/top-13-evidence-based-health-benefits-of-coffee#section1
healthline.com/nutrition/why-is-coffee-good-for-you#section1
chaosandpain.com/tips/coffee-elixir-of-the-gods/
chaosandpain.com/tips/5-amazing-things-about-caffeine-that-you-didnt-know/
anabolicmen.com/caffeine-testosterone/
sci-fit.net/2017/collection-supplement-vitamin-studies/#Caffeine
eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-03/eaou-sic031519.php
plagueofstrength.com/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or/
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Green tea and water are the red pills.

green tea is for faggot ass chinamen

this but without the green tea. choose teas that actually have no caffeine and reduce cortisol (chamomile is a good one)

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Potatoes have acrylamide too.

Name one chemical that isn't recognized to cause cancer in the state of california

>healthline.com/nutrition/top-13-evidence-based-health-benefits-of-coffee#section1
>healthline.com/nutrition/why-is-coffee-good-for-you#section1
>chaosandpain.com/tips/coffee-elixir-of-the-gods/
>chaosandpain.com/tips/5-amazing-things-about-caffeine-that-you-didnt-know/
>anabolicmen.com/caffeine-testosterone/
>sci-fit.net/2017/collection-supplement-vitamin-studies/#Caffeine
>eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-03/eaou-sic031519.php
>plagueofstrength.com/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or/

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gay semen

Stop drinking meth, OP

You need to go back

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someone post the shit about how this guy made gay porn

None of that shit you listed has anything to do with coffee. You just have some mental problems.

this is true i have potato cancer

its not coffee's fault that you are a faggot

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Been a coffee drinker for 13 years, 1-5 cups daily. Currently trying to stop, it's been 5 days of massive headaches together with stiffness in my neck, light headed and blurry vision. Also feel like I'm not awake half of the time. Stop drinking before you get dependent on it.

I don't think coffee has anything directly related to your compulsive masturbation and narcissistic behavior. You're more than welcome to stop drinking it. This way, you'll realize the problems you're having exist within and have nothing to do with caffeine.

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Literal psychosis. Interesting.

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>Drink coffee
>Do none of that shit
>Enjoy the rest of my day

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Take the caffeine pill. No, literally.

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Take the yerba mate pill bro, you can prepare it just like coffee, it even comes in bags, like tea.
For lots of hidration en redpillness drink it the traditional way, can add stevia for beginners

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I think op might be drinking too much

You sound mentally ill. Get help.

No one cares if you drink coffee or not you fag. And not fitness related

Have you stepped back and considered that you're the one that's wrong and not the 'fee?

>I am a shitty person with mental issues and blame coffee for it

I've drunk coffee ever since I was a kid, usually once a day at mornings and rarely other times during the day. Today for reasons I had to skip the morning coffee and had this massive headache. After some reading I find out the headache comes from the body's way of compensating for the expected caffeine shot. I the concluded that, if I'm taking the same amount of caffeine everyday, and my body does manage to compensate for it, then the caffeine is having absolutely no effect at all. In fact I never really felt too much of a rush after drinking coffee.
So now I've decided to stop drinking coffee everyday if it's pointless. Any anons managed to quit too? What's the best method, wean out of it or cold turkey?

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I only drink it on the weekends, I love my two cups on Saturday and Sunday. I’m not addicted to caffeine or alchohaul, so I can moderate really well. Porn is another story though.