Was happier and less jaded about life when I was a fat fuck

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of homelessness and destitution. But heroin, glorious heroin. There's no greater pleasure. The cooking up, the preparation, the tourniquets the injecting the explosion of endorphins the fentanyl the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and try some smack you've never tried before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of chafing and DOMS. But cycling, glorious cycling. There's no greater pleasure. The fresh air, the sound of the bell ding dinging, the freedom the ecstasy the explosion of rubber on tarmac the variety of gears the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and sniff a bike seat you've never sniffed before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

>realizing the best time to be fit would have been years ago when I was still a teenager or in college
>the primary reason to get fit is literally not for the girls but because I want to be fit when everyone else is a middle-aged sack of shit

If I ever have kids I'm signing them up for all the sports.

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My kids will fuck up your kids.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of cloth degradation and fabric distress. But washing, glorious washing. There's no greater pleasure. The filling of the basket, the trip to the launderette, the hustle the bustle the explosion of colors the variety of machine RPMs (up to 2000 as per EU regulation) the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and wash some clothes you've never washed before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of Paris Hilton and Truman Capote. But parties, glorious parties. There's no greater pleasure. The guest lists, the preparation, the socialising the potential business partners the explosion of the piñata the variety of cutlery the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and host some parties you've never hosted before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

>tfw no third world subhuman russian gf with a swastika tattooed on her forehead

life is suffering

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of Ken Kesey and being sectioned. But acid, glorious acid. There's no greater pleasure. The sourcing, the preparation, the bitcoins the ingestion the explosion of synaesthesia the variety of dimensions the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and drop some LSD you've never dropped before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of tiny balls and roid gut. But lifting, glorious lifting. There's no greater pleasure. The pumping, the g-strings, the flexing the screeching the explosion of pent-up homosexual frustration the variety of equipment the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and lift some weights you've never lifted before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of death and suffocation. But braps, glorious braps. There's no greater pleasure. The sniffing, the inhaling, the sampling the breathing the explosion of senses the variety the unending smell. Do yourself a favor today and sniff some braps you've never sniffed before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of erectile dysfunction and wrist damage. But fapping, glorious fapping. There's no greater pleasure. The porn hunting, the napkin preparation, the wanking the rubbing the explosion of hard-drives the variety of fetishes the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and jack off to some traps you've never jacked off to before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

Fuck off reddit

What about heroin

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of cystic acne and hair loss. But roiding, glorious roiding. There's no greater pleasure. The waiting for shipping, the needle preparation, the beating of PRs and fucking of whores, being at 10% bf baseline. Do yourself a favor today and shoot some tren like you've never shot before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of isolation and autism. But shitposting, glorious shitposting. There's no greater pleasure. The typing, the captchas, the camaraderie the wasted youth the explosion of rage the variety of quality the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and reply to someone you've never replied to before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of passing out and shivering. But fasting, glorious fasting. There's no greater pleasure. The hunger, the end preparation, the mental clarity, the growth hormone boost. Do yourself a favor today and fast like you've never fasted before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

See

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of getting lynched. But children, glorious children. There's no greater pleasure. The sniffing, the inhaling, the sampling the breathing the explosion of senses the variety the unending smell. Do yourself a favor today and sniff some children you've never sniffed before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

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Not if I give mine a knife.

I definitely got some sort of depression when I was pretty much no longer fat. People started to treat me better, girls who I purely had platonic friendships with were messaging me out of the blue asking what I was up to, people were kinder to me. Ive always been the same person, never changed how I talked to people, just my appearance. It just kind made realise how shallow we are as a people.

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of basedlient and negative testosterone getting the better of you. Keep ur head up N pay attention theres nothing better than lifting heavy and making gains. Thats whats we men are supposed to do and it feels good u feel me mate?? Dont listen to them and follow ur roots

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of zyzz and scooby. But tripcodes, glorious tripcodes. There's no greater pleasure. The brainstorming of names, the prestige, the followers the friendships the doxxing the variety of characters the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and register a trip you've never registered before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

Fuck off, Tripfag. Everything was good until you showed up.
Fucking Tripfags, every fucking time.

What does it say on her neck?

"He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of eyelids and anal cavities. But tats, glorious tats. There's no greater pleasure. The sketching, the preparation, the needles the colours the decreased employment prospects the variety of groupies to choose from the unending sensation. Do yourself a favor today and get some tattoos you've never had done before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it."

retard

being fat leads to complacency of the mind and the body
losing weight and an active body leads to an active mind

not based and extremely biden-pilled

Based Bugenhagen poster

He is a wise man. I do not mean to the point of Socrates and Confucius. But retardation, glorious retardation. There's no greater pleasure. The single digit IQ, the lack of self awareness, the festering the spastication the explosion of braincells the drooling the unending simplicity. Do yourself a favor today and unlearn some knowledge you've never unlearned before. The thrill, there's nothing else like it.

Kitty

Ignorance is bliss faggot. Welcome to the real world

Unironically exactly this
fpbp

I dislike eating food. If I could get the calories and lack of feeling hungry by simply nothing instead of eating, I would choose that

>why even bother
something pushed you over the edge, evidently
there's no going back

Being happy with the status quo gives you no drive to change it.

You’re unhappy and feel jaded? Fix it. Find something that you enjoy doing. Being in good shape just makes it easier to enjoy more things.

I’m never happy with how my stomach looks, because I’ll never be 17 again and exercise 4 hours a day to make it look that way. It doesn’t mean I won’t try to get it back there.

>was happier and less jaded about life when I was a fat fuck
>hapier
No user, you just were coping eating like the fat fuck you were, trying to ignore the jaded view of life you know see you have.
Ignorance and escapism may seem blissful user, but they aren't. Nobody can escape reality, but only slowly change their vision about life and world.
Don't give up now user, I'm sure you're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it.

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>Why even bother, bros?

Don't. Just kill yourself. One less lifetime of plastics getting thrown in rivers and shit is a good thing.

Ignorance is bliss