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Kek. Good job. Roastie Inc. Get yourself a traditional girl from the actual countryside.

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Literally last week. I wish I had facial hair that glorious though.

Redpille but not based

last panel should have a picture of a man on the wall

>grew in height
>went 10 times bigger
>had jaw gains
Goddamn son

>dreams of women being available for sexual relations
>woman: is available for sexual relations and enjoys it
>wait no not like that
Every guy wants a private hoe but that's not how it works. Either go for the shy nerdy women or accept that you like slutty women and that you can't hate them for what you love them for.

Literally perfect

Cringe and bluepilled

I was dating this 18yo girl a couple of years back when i was 28 (i know, i know, but i just broke up with long term GF so i just wanted some sex). At some point during our first fucking date she started mentioning her 'fuckbuddy' as if it was something completely normal. She probably thought that it would impress me, as an older guy, that she was very sexual. Little did she know that it completely fucking turned my off.

Anyway, it didnt turn me off enough to at least fuck her a couple of times. I mean, she was 18...

>shy nerdy women
Mah nigga

>Every guy wants a private hoe but that's not how it works
That is literally the entire concept of monogamy, roastie.

nah you're really not seeing the irony of a comic of a guy looking at a poster of a naked woman and later being offended that this sexualised woman wasn't pure and chaste? nothing to do with monogamy lmao

Lots of times they literally make up sluttiness just to impress you. idek either.

>Worship a slut to get big
>"Wait sluts are gross"
No shit. Reap what you sow, dipshits.

It's not even the same chick you drooling imbecile.

This. Modern society has deluded women to a point where they actually think guy like it if they are slutty.

reality

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>missing the point this badly
yikes

Lol ok toastie roastie

you are retarded
i assume you and your gf only have missionary sex with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation?

At what age did you realize all women are thots?

All modern women are indirect prostitutes. Use them for sex and degrade them. Marriage is for cucks.

They are whores too. Incestuous ones.

Are you fucking retarded?
What have sex position to do with being slutty you dumb fucking imbecile
You even got the nerve to call others retarded, fucking top kek

roasties cant even grasp the idea that different women mean different things for men, the same guy can appreciate his mother, a porn star and a women he likes in different ways, all of Jow Forums watches porn but i doubt even half of them would want to fuck a pornstar, it sounds disgusting

Guy with a girlfriend that has been fucked by 10 men spotted

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>shy nerdy women

Also whores. Go to any nerd convention of any kind, all full of whores. Only difference is those ones don't shower.

>Gf
>Having sex
>Not wife
>Thinks it's not slutty

Get yourself a 90 Day Fiance from Indonesia.

Make no mistake if you have sex with your girlfriend she is a whore.

completely missed the point as well

>lmao
>yikes
back to Plebbit roastie

Based and redpilled. If you do anything with your GF that would make her a whore in your eyes if she did them with someone else then she is still a whore.

Your points is just as retarded as you, having freaky sex doesn't mean the girl is a fucking slut
But obviously im the one that missed the point

of aniki*

>freaky sex doesn't mean the girl is a fucking slut

It absolutely does. If you can do something with her that a prostitute charges premium rates for, she is a complete whore, addicted to abnormal fetishes and dark carnal desires.

>girls have sex
>want to have personal sex toy
>if she is freaky in bed she is a complete whore
>fuck you for disagreeing with me roastie

thought incels had their containment board

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Now post the next part where he decides to take a few classes at the local college so he can nut in some dumb not-so-used sluts while bettering his career with education

Truth

Should have made him even more ripped in the last panel. Leaving the idea of lifting for girls behind is key to true natty gains.

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Based and fact pilled

Accurate

How do I into punished Dr. Manhattan mode?

should've ate more calories dummy

this, because to everyone else she is a whore and you are in a relationship with a whore

So much insecurity in this thread

how wude

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The wall is approaching fast, roastie

>find virgin gf
>teach her the slutty things you want her to do
was that so hard?

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if you're lifting weights to get a woman but don't actually want to be chad, you are an idiot

>find virgin gf
>was that so hard?
Yes

>find gf
>any gf
Literally impossible.

What is this obsession with virgin GFs? Are you muslim or something? Afraid she will compare you to her former partners? Please enlighten me.

You're in it.

>lifting makes him taller

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>t.

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this is an incel containment website.

Growth hormone increase due to lifting. Fasting also increases HGH, especially when lifting fasted, science shows it can raise by 1600%. Saunas can also raise HGH by 2000%. Lately ive been lifting fasted in the sauna quite a lot. I grew 2 feet already.

Not all of us want virgin gfs. Most of us just want non-slut gfs, because sluts are statistically more likely to cheat and less likely to remain in a relationship for any long stretch of time.

>expecting anything not retarded in threads about gfs on Jow Forums
the only reason to come to these threads is to bait autists who have spent enough time reading bullshit cope to justify the fact that maybe no one genuinely likes them as a person

Could you atleast have an argument? I'm really curios. Is this US thing? I'm from Scandinavia (inb4 Sweden). I'm not saying that you are wrong or anything like that, but it just feels really weird that you would think like that. It suggests me you are religious, insecure or underaged.

For some people it is a religious thing, others just want to be with someone who holds the same standards, morals and relational expectations that they do.

Fixed

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when I talked with two chicks from uni about not wanting to have a relationship with a girl with a high bodycount they gave me that answer
>wow you think having slept with 30 men makes a woman a slut user?
>that's pretty average, I mean you get to 30 men really fast
>you're just bitter because you didn't get laid for too long
>I mean that's a pretty average number among my friends

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XD

now THIS is the real shit

This seems like the best place to ask this rn. I don’t know what to do when I’m chilling with a girl. Let’s say I meet up with a chick from tinder. Then what? Do I just take my dick out the second we’re inside? My only sexual encounters have been super straight forward and right to the point but I’ve realized not every girl is like that.

never change Jow Forums

I see nothing wrong with this?
When are you cucks gonna realize no pure women exists in western society. I was talking to an 18 year old and she already had 4 bodies and thought it was normal. So I smashed and moved on with my business. You guys need to face reality.

>Do I just take my dick out the second we’re inside?
no, you offer to pour some alcohol and put some netflix on the tv. then at some point you will both be drunk and horny enough to transition into sex

Okay sounds easy enough, what kind of alcohol do I need? I don’t really know much about about liquor

Also I’d prefer to go to her place to do because I live with my father and it’s too awkward for me if he’s home, how would I manage this instead?

I know guys that do though

conventions arent full of shy girls
look for that one sperg girl who stumbles to find the right words and always seems to take off right after work/school

things that didn't happen for 500 alex

That’s a way of her communicating she’s down to just be a sex object no strings attached you fucking morons. It’s her way of saying “you can definitely fuck, I’m not looking to date and I’m out with you for a purpose”. It’s literally their way of being upfront about what they’re looking for

My GF has had more sexual partners then me.

Nobody ever sucked her feet while fucking her.
Nobody stuffed his tongue up her ass.
Nobody ate her out for half an hour.
Nobody fed his balls in her mouth.
Nobody spat in her mouth while fucking.
Nobody woke up in the middle of the night to fuck her.

I'm at the point of asking her if she has really ever fucked before.

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pretty sure she's telling you that because it's what you want to hear.
they have a way of blocking memories unless it suits them in a particular moment

This. Girls with many partners somehow have very little actual experience, at least the ones I know.

You guys are delusional if you think you're going to find a cute virign gf. If you think a girl is ugly, that's the only virgin girl in the room because everyone else agrees with you.

If you haven't gained at least an inch or two of height from lifting and eating enough then you aren't working out hard enough. Simple as.

N-no!

Fucking sluts. That's disgusting.

He probably started as a kid and grew up at the same time as making gains.

No, i don't think so. She was genuinely shocked the first time i did some kinky shit to her.

i don't know what to get out of this. I simply never thought it was possible to have many sexual partner and not be expert in sex. But evidently that's the case.

I mean, i fuck her in ways i don't think somebody who was not fit could fuck her. But i realized this only afterwards.

I'm getting to the conclusion that most of the people just effortlessly "hump" till they cum. And people are perfectly fine to live an entire life and to fuck an entire cheerleader team just doing so: humping and cumming within 3 to 7 minutes.. But i would never define that as "fucking". Not even having sex by any dog standards.

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Nobody wants to reproduce with a stupid ugly sperg womenlet that cant even talk. Literally Jow Forumstier. And they dont shower

Rip

Didn’t that hapa incel faggot who organizes interracial spam raids draw this?

Should've taken the pedopill.

now fuck off
>why yes i do not mind that my woman fucked plenty of men before
what's so hard to understand that people don't want used up whores
times are changing, more and more men realize this

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Saunas really don’t feel healthy at all
I just come out with dry lips, nostrils, and a headache

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>Reddit spaced screencap from Jow Forums
Yikes

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Do you throw water on the hot stones?
>headache
Means your BP raises a lot. Take care of your cardio-vascular system, mate, or you're gonna stroke out before 40. Cardio and sauna help with that.

>ask for arguments
>"n-no t-this d-doesn't count!"

Lol i would, but i definetly wouldnt date one.

But i see your point

Very accurate. Many women have been with men that aren't completely depraved perverts and have no clue of what orgasms truly are. But it's also the case that many whores are liars and you should be going through her phone because there's 80% chance she's riding the cock carousel or setting up escape plans. Especially if she has an IG account.

Not even him, r9k needs to go back