Three fitness related wishes

>never get injured again including accidents
>permanent flexibility with no upkeep required
>strength like the hulk

FTP over 450 watts
perfect proportions aka t rex mode
V02 max in the 90s

You are 6'4 but 3/5 of your height is in your legs
You now have hair all over your body and look like a turk
You are now 220 10% bf, you have lost fat but your organs are now twice their size

No strechmarks
Make me:Low input=high muscle growth
No injury/joint, bone pain till the rest of my life

>time stops whenever I am doing any sort of workout (including rests) to allow for a much easier training schedule
>no longer get injured
>can actively tap into my body's hormonal regulation to control test/estrogen, leptin, adrenaline, hgh, etc

>make me go from 5’4” to 6’

that’s it

give me strenght for hard life.
keep the other two.

>user thinks bouncing on his 24in dildo is a workout
>doesn't want to get injured while doing it
>spikes his estrogen like the tranny he is

>Optimal bone structure for a Male
>Perfect facial Structure
>About 3 inches taller
Muscle and shut like that I can work on, genetics are impossible to change

>go from 5'9 to 6'5
>never go above 10%bf no matter what or how much i eat/drink
>recovery at 500%, not impeded by alcohol or nicotine

fitness related as in physique related
1. Grow my dick 2cm so its 18cm
2. Grow my height 3cm so im 1,80m
3. Bigger arms

unlimited muscle gains
have sex with whoever bitch I want
turn me from 5'11 to 6'2

Fast healing like wolverine
Able to optimize digestion of all foods to my body needs(convert carbs into protein, vice versa, etc)
Never tire

Based monkey paw poster

1. To be happy
2.
3.

You guys can have them. I only for this, every day

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>permanent 6% Body fat no matter what
>No limit to gains
>Never get injured while lifting again

No lactic acid buildup ever, regardless of how hard I work out.
No cancers/diseases of any kind ever caused by telomeres not reducing and cells being immortal.
The ability to make my skin totally bulletproof/super dense on command.

- no age related decline or injury
- naturally high T levels for life
- permanent 10% bf

>lose all bodyfat

You would litteraly be dead

Permanent roid gains
Ultra high T
Immune to injuries

No more mantities
Stop being autistic
Have friends

A barbell that will grant me unlimited wishes of any kind

>I wish I was a little bit taller
>I wish I was a baller
>I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

Additionally;

>I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
>and a six four Impala

Based
youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw

See wish 3

Got a chuckle out of me

I want to have an endurance, strength, and agility level on par with Son Goku from Dragon Ball Super.

the ability to ultramarathon AND be buff at the same time

ITT people who don’t understand genie logic and would be dead if this actually happened

To have less than 9% fat on my body.
To be over 200lbs of Muscles.
To be the most athletic person in the universe!

1. immortality
2. high intelligence
3. invulnerable

Just be super rich. Easy mode for everything.

Thanks for the good laugh

Convert Jow Forums totally to a Christian board
Ban thots in gyms, instate traditional values in gyms instead
Muscular Christianity becomes a global movement

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weigh 250 lbs
bf 10%
3pl8 bench for 5 reps

More genies. x3

>Down to 8% bf
>able to eat whatever I want without getting fat
>live to be 120 with no major medical issues

2 cokes and a bag of chips

>Reference

Israel gets wiped off the map
Reiko gets skinned alive
Lifetime supply of söy free whey protein

I wish everyone in the world made it
I wish my body didn't have any abnormalities
I wish I could convert sunlight into energy

I wish I liked working out in any capacity whatsoever -

Perfect, restful sleep every night.
Never have more than 15% bodyfat.
Infinite stamina.

>perfect 100kg body
>worlds best heavyweight boxing skills
>live 150 years

This post gave you +1 into heaven, keep up the good work!

I don’t have any wishes. I don’t want to take any shortcuts.

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THIS
>Perfect, restful sleep every night.
>Never have more than 15% bodyfat.
>Infinite stamina.

>Everyone on Jow Forums gets the love of their life and a home gym
>ability to grant health (including youth)
>some neat thing like flying

Gyno disappears

Based and non-wishpilled

Gay

Can the genie change the inside of his lamp?

6,2 , henry cavill facial structure, wide shoulders

I wish my girlfriend wanted to be fit too. I wish that the testosterone doesn't bald me. I wish I had infinite cardio

No more injuries
Never get above 10% bf
Idk, bigger dick I guess

>organs double in strength

in order of importance.
1.All Jews expelled to Madigascar for 1000 years. (if they survive they are allowed back into the rest of the world)
2.Everyone has access to healthy food in abundance (including the Jews on their island prison camp for their adherence to racial supremacy which ultimately leads to slavery)
3. Gymnasiums (classical sense pic related) across the world with all data that humanity possess'

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try being a faggot with mine

you in the illuminati too?
1.Invisibility
2. Invincibility
3. Immortality

thats their goal which YOU pay for and THEY will not share if successful