ETERNAL MIRE THREAD

first mire i guess
>doing curls
>friend says that my arms now look decent
I used to be aushwitz mode now iam just fearly skinny guy at 6'3 185 lbs

Happened 2 days ago
>be me
>go to my local calisthenics park
>start working out, 3 other people are also working out, one blonde manlet and one realy tall guy with his girlfriend
>a group of parent friends pass by with like 5-6 kids
>I do chin ups
>one little girl is staring at me, her jaw litteraly drops
At least kids think I'm strong

It's not so much that I would, it's just the fact that I could. Don't know what it is, but lately but my ego has been getting really big and I'm legit am starting to believe I'm better than most people I meet. And since that attitude shift I've been noticing girls miring left and right and feel absolutely no anxiety about being around them or talking to them. I feel like I'm ascending, making it, whatever you wanna call it. Maybe it's narcissism but even if it is, it feels good.

Guess the only true mires are the ones we give ourselves.

>deadlifting next to some polish woman
>She watches my set everytime
>"You make my weight look like baby weight"
>"Well I'm a pretty big guy (for you)"
>"Yes very big"
Felt good

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>ο kάλλος πυγή

happy birthday

Muh ego

not answering
>for you
disappointing user

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Kid mires are heart wariming
>be me
>squat day
>feeling rather tired and sore that day, not very motivated
>warming up with 185 and feeling so weak
>mother with 3 kids walk by
>little boy about six days to her "is he lifting that? That's AMAZING!"
>suddenly heart filled with strength and energy
>hit PR of about 275 that day

recent one
>In machines area on rowing machine (don't crucify me)
>chick who I know from college is doing leg press with her friend
>she sees me, immediately says hi
>talk with her for a bit, she leaves after about 10 minutes and goes on to do some cardio
>about 15 mins after I leave she texts me
"user you're lowkey kinda ripped"
>we talk for a bit, I fucking sperg start talking about assassins for some reason
>she stops responding due to my shit
>whenever I see her now she refuses to look me in the eye
am retar :DDD

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>be at rave on friday night after juicy 'cep workout
>jamming to some og flux pavilion with the gf
>qt girl to my left gets really close even though im grinding on my gf, keeps brushing my hand/shoulder/butt
>look at her, shes awkwardly looking at me with the corner of her eye
>ok
>hear some whispers behind me
>some underage girls clearly talking about me and my gf, giggling
>i look back, they both stare at me and smile, while girl on left still getting closer and closer
>realize im getting a lot of attention from underage rave thots
>gf totally oblivious to everything thats happening

I feel like I could've pulled a threesome or possibly foursome considering all the drugs and shit that was happening. not sure how my gf would react to such a proposition but god I want it so bad

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A six days old mother, haha. Just imagine.

post texts

7/10

Haha shit that was supposed to be says

>be clubbing
>dancing with friends
>two 7/10 white girls come up to me and pull me out of the group
>one proceeds to wrap there leg around me and pulls me to her waist
>me and my friend really wanna fuck you
>drunk as fuck so I just start laughing
>the girls walk away briskly

when are doctors going to cure autism lads

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>be me one year ago
>be like a spaghetti, smoker, addicted to porn
>feel ashamed, hit gym (3 days/week) and swimming pool (4 days/week), stopped porn and cigarettes
>after several months I get in medium-good shape
>girl which I share flat starts noticing me more often
>one day, after cardio swimming
>get home
>"hey user, wanna go eating with some of my friends?"
>"hell yeah"
>met some of her thot friends
>bitchy dresses and tight underwear
>those looks ffs
>made out with a blonde one
>went home disappointed but happy after all
Now I lift for pic related, friendos.

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I wonder how many of the replies to this thread are genuine and not just fucking larps

Can someone answer how you'd close the deal in this situation. I'd laugh just like this sperg here.

very sport body

I just learned of this feel a couple weeks ago
>be me
>chillin w/gf, cuddlin watchin movies
>she's feelin my arms the whole time
I'm not even big is the best part, gf mires best mires

>because read the first letter of every line
sIitwasmycousinBN
I think I figured out what this means. First, observe that "was" and "my" are contained in this string of letters. Take those out, which leaves you with "sIit" and "cousinBN". I think "sIit" might be a mispelling of "slit". (With an capital i in place of the lowercase L that should be there.) I think "cousinBN" is maybe a jumble of letter from two different words due to the two capital letters in it e.g. "Noun" and "Bisc" (short for biscuit?) seem to be good candidates. But "slit was my Noun Bisc(uit)" doesn't make much sense; however, if you observe that "Biscuit" is a noun, it makes a lot more sense. You can view it kind of diagramming the sentence, and if you set "Noun"="Biscuit" and only allow one of them to be present you get either "slit was my Noun" or "slit was my Biscuit". Now permutate the words of these sentences so that you have "my Noun was slit" and "my Biscuit was slit" I have used "Biscuit as a place holder for whatever the mystery "Bisc" noun is, but most other such words (e.g. Biscotti) also, refer to biscuit type things, so I think it is an acceptable substitution. Since it is clear that "Noun" was only included to point out that "Bisc" was a truncated noun, it is safe to not consider the version of the sentence containing "Noun". Hence, I think op roughly means "my Biscuit was slit." Though, since "Biscuit" is capitalized maybe op is referring to a specific brand of biscuit. I would think this would be "Bisquick" since it usually comes in bags, and bags can be slit. But that is spelled "Bisq" not "Bisc" so I don't know if that is correct. Thus, the two meanings of of op's post that I can think of are "my biscuit was slit" or "my Bisquick was slit".

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It depends if this was genuine or some fucked up women mindgame to get some other guy jealous. You don't immediately accept the offer, this turns women off if some guy they assumed is attractive acts like he won the lottery because he gets his dick wet. Ask them what drinks they have to offer at their place? Tellt them you are not that easy and they have to work for it with a smirk. I have to admit I've never been in this kind of situation where a girl (or girls) I've never talked to offers to fuck on the spot. But i guess it is similar to the whole club one night stand dynamic so I'm confident with my advice.

>be in dorm about one year ago
>night of homecoming game
>team sucks but still fun
>lightwieght but just got back from workout so I had some pump
>take shower
>hear talking outside door
>go see what's up
>bunch of qts waiting for their friend to get ready for game
>one of them sees me
>starts smiling and acting really friendly asking for my name
>tell her name
>she tries to get all her friends to say "hi user" at the same time
>ask me if i'm going to game
>want to go autism mode in civ6 over watching sports
>"probably not"
>all of them act disappointed and asking why
>change mind
>they get excited that i'm going and say they hope to see me
>went to game
>didn't see any of them but had great time with friends

I'm gonna make it

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>be at rugby tournament
>buy slightly too small tournament shirt
>while talking to cutie she tries to get her fingers in between sleeve and my arm but can't

Jesus Christ dude

sad mires

>be me
>just broke up with hateful cunt of a girlfriend
>dont want to be with her but miss her because I have no other friends in this city and Im lonely
>go to bar Saturday night to at least be around other people
>sitting at bar alone when a group of wild cougars appears
>lead cougar comes up and starts slamming her ass into me from the side acting like shes doing it on accident
>Im friendly but make it clear with my behavior I just want to go back to my drink
>she looks disappointed and walks off
>later shes drunk and follows me into bathroom and I decide to go home
>be next night
>st patricks day
>bartender from last night is there on her off day
>she remembers me and I catch her looking at me a few times
>she comes up and writes I like you on my hand with a glittery marker
>who does this
>puts her feet in my lap
>tries to feed me a grilled cheese sandwich and some potato skins she ordered for me
>say no thanks
>put up with this for a while mostly because Ive seen other fags trying to approach her all night and it makes them jealous
>she wants to leave with me
>say Im tired and go home alone
>told her Ill come back and see her tomorrow
>havent been back
>will not be going back

Im not chad by the way I dont normally get approached by women like that. but these were not quality women. I just want to settle down with a nice girl who loves me and wants to move out to the country and have a bunch of dogs. thanks for listening bros.

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> checked

A lot of anons in here are gonna tell you how stupid you are for not knocking the bottom out of both of those sluts but...

>these were not quality women

is exactly the right mindset. You're wise beyond your years not to give into this shit. You know hooking up with either of them includes some meaningless pleasure but mostly a lot of pain. Keep holding out of the one that matters user.

>feet in your lap
>didn’t get a huge boner

Never gonna make it

Haven't had a "real" mire ever. Girls will sometimes compliment my veins but nothing more than that since I'm fucking ugly.

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>I fucking sperg start talking about assassins for some reason
kek. Could you elaborate?

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I've been mired once or twice and im not even Jow Forums, but like the rest of you based autists, I spaghetti'd and squandered it.

based

While it's good that your confidence is growing, it's a dangerous game. If you truly believe you're better than everyone you're going to one day run into someone that's so far and beyond you that it might crush your spirit.
From there you can become a bitter and envious man constantly trying to prove his self worth to others, or learn that the only person you should be better than is the one you were yesterday

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this photo is the main reason im afraid of relatonships, please delet

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Based

>Mired by patents
Don't know where to post this... It feels weird. My parents actually think that I got so muscular and strong, pic related. They have a distorted view right? I don't think this board sees me that way haha

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They are probably proud that you are doing something other than playing vidya, keep going we're all gonna make it

Fag

good development, but will only attract normie jail bait

keep at it

>civ6
So how is it these days? When it first came out, it didn't hold a candle to 5 imo.

Don't worship Mary you dumb fuck. Nothing is holy about her. She was one of the many used by God and she would be repulsed at the diety she's become.

Mary was a normie thot who hooked up with and got preggers by Joseph.
By the by. Jesus's divinity came from Josephs bloodline. He was a direct descendent of David and was next in line for the throne of israel and to be the king of the jews.

it's pretty good. i agree that it isn't the best one out of all of them but it has its moments. one thing they did in the most recent expansion was make some civs more about using tiles other people wouldn't care about. so civilizations like the incas canada and mali get bonuses from mountains, tundra and deserts. an interesting gimmick the mali had was reduced production but it's easy to make a shit ton of gold if you're out in the desert to buy units and buildings with. i think they're being pretty creative with the most recent expansion. although kongo is still broken as shit

you're literally me but white

Post body? I'm curious. And actually I'm half white :D

don't you guys have like... hormones, or instincts or something like that?

anyway, you could just stop for a moment and think "hmmm... what would a human being do in this situation?"

>we talk for a bit, I fucking sperg start talking about assassins for some reason
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BOARD

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>Post body? I'm curious
cease this gay shit, i'm dyel like you but brown
also, better chest and better traps

Spoke to two girls recently that I used to fancy before I got a gf(we’ve since broke up) and I was never confident enough to ask them out, Turns out they both fancied me back and I’ve now asked them both on dates

>assasins

It’s a mega yikes from me foggy dog holy shit

>gay shit
But you know this board is all about sharing body pics? Whatever.

don't forget to ask him to fuck your girlfriend too while you're at it cuck

Erm thanks... I actually just wanted to know how I'm supposed to look like a black guy...

"Fuck it, if you really want to fuck, lets go. "
"Aight, I got drinks at my place."

"Word, lets ditch this place"

"I doubt you and your friend can handle this, but I'll let you try"

Honestly they're drunk. You could say something simple, flirty, anything. Though you were caught off guard, live and learn brotha

of the qts that work front desk of gym, always stop w.e they're doing and say "hi user" while cheesing the fuck out, when I arrive.
Thought they might do this for everyone, when I'm working out near the front I rarely hear them say anyone's name. Other than Maybe one of old folks that walk over and chat for a bit.
>>Friend wants to start working out, so I take him as a guest. While we are working out "man, if I could get as big as you'd that'd be perfect. That's like the ideal body I'm trying to get" . Also have gotten similar statement s from other friends /coworkers/friends getting into working out
>>Go to hug friends girlfriend after a double date. "OMG user you're so big, I'm scared to hug you"
>>Go to Walmart, produce area. All the milfs and qts making eye contact, and smiling when I catch them mirin

They called you kids, you pathetic faggot. They clearly didn't mire you or find you attractive.

you've got to fucking post those texts, my dude. don't leave us hanging like that

i get mired by the biggest chads on the gym but ive never gotten mired by a girl. i want to end myself. lifting was a meme all the way

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are you black

>at the club
>talking to a group I just met
>big tiddy girl trying to get my attention
>she's sitting while I'm standing talking to her friends
>grabs my ass
>I slap her hand and say "bitch, you have to take me out to dinner first!"
>she turns wide eyed and then starts laughing
I was hooked up with her friend already (and she was clinging, so no bitch hopping), but it's nice to see how girls check out my ass more now. Thank heavens for squats.

just say "ok. lets go"

At least you didn’t start talking about the holocaust to a Jew cutie. “Oh you’re jewish? Like the holocaust?” Man her look was weird after I said that

it's not true, so don't worry user.

>I fucking sperg start talking about assassins for some reason
absolutely based

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this can't be real

You look like shit. But if you actually lift and this is you, nobody is really going to give you shit here for bettering yourself. Everybody started somewhere

Your parents are probably hyping you up so you keep lifting. Just say thanks, keep lifting, and for the love of god don't stop. You won't regret the gains you'll make my friend

source?

I remember my first mire user,
>be 5'11" skelly mode at 16
>in band (tuba) because sex is a myth anyway
>9/10 french foreign exchange student walks up to me after a contest while I'm packing up my tuba
>"hey user, is it hard to play that? It looks very heavy"
>"yeah, but you get stronger doing it"
Probs the most chad thing I did in all my autistic highschool years

She was calling you a big lunged faggot.

I know the feel user. In the process of escaping skelly mode like you. Your parents are the first to notice, and want to be encoraging. Keep it up, and soon mires fromes qt3.14s will appear. And for the love of God, eat like your life depends on it. I never ate enough at your size and it set me back for months

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not a mire story, but a bit fun (I am not fit)
>stuck bolt, rusted to hell, on old lawnmower
>uncle doesn't take care of his purchases
>cousin, built like a fucking shaved chimp, tries to loosen with a wrench and a fucking sledge hammer
>WAP! wrench gone.
>uncle has to go get sometime for cousin's son, who uncle is raising, because cousin is a shithead
>uncle comes back with penatrating oil
>I find a 3 foot section of rusted fence pipe
>cousin finds the now bend wrench, and tries yet again to whack the wrench
>nah, in motion.
>I apply oil, apply gentle tap with wrench, apply pipe to wrench, apply wrench assembly to bolt head.
>squeak
>cousin laments ; "well, you used a fuckin' cheater pipe!" (which is the actual common name of an applied pipe)
>"It's not a cheater pipe, it's a science tube."
>cousin has a meth relapse only 4 months later.
The lesson is that weightlifting is almost always done for aesthetics, and that's great. Super strength rarely comes into play in the real world - we have science and engineering for that. Be aesthetic, and smart. Don't compromise on your life.

Not really an appearance mire, but it fucking struck me
>waiting in the morning on campus
>qt short dyke who i’ve worked with before comes uo to me alone
>“you come here early”
>“couldn’t sleep, I guess”
>have decent convo skills, so it’s not going too bad
>asks for advice on a presentation and how to go for it
>tell her what to do and just to remain calm
>she says in the most adorable way possible
>“see, I knew user was smart :)”
I WAS OVER YOU FOR 5 FUCKING MONTHS AND YOU PULL THAT SWEET INNOCENT BULLSHIT THE WAY SHE SAID IT FROZE ME GODDAMNIT AND I KNEW THERE WERE MOMENTS WHERE YOU SHOWED AFFECTION TOWARDS ME BUT IM A FUCKING SPERG

Why did she referred yo you in he third person
Ande if she's a dyke, well... maybe you're just smart

Hey guys, have you tried just beeing yourselves?

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>hey user how much do you deadlift
>m-my PR is only 315...
>HOLY SHIT user THAT'S A LOT
Sometimes I forget that normie don't have the insane standards Jow Forums has and being reminded of that makes me feel good

>tfw no geologist gf to go looking for anticlines and saltdomes with

Shit! I should've made a saltdome joke about her tits but instead I made a volcano joke

Disregard the thots user. You did good to laugh at their degeneracy, but a look of disgust would have been even better.

Hey there buddy, that's the mother of God you're talking about. Treat her with more respect. Imagine thinking that an impure vessel would be worthy of carrying Christ into this world.

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>be walking with friend down the road
>be hot as fuck
>take my shirt off
>lanklet but slightly toned
>see car driving towards us
>car slows down a lot
>wild sheboon that's at least 40 years old
>does the whole pull down your sunglasses thing
>feel molested
>she eventually drives off
>friend won't stop giving me shit for it

>be inna hot tub
>chilling with college friends, 50-50 ratio
>one dude can't take the heat, almost passes out
>I pick him up and set him on the cool pavement
>sit back down and everyone is mirin
>ask what's up
>apparently when I picked him up the other people in the pool could see the individual muscle fibers
>muscle basically went from completely hidden to pro body builder
>feel like a mutant

If your nose were more hooked, you could catch fish with it

that doesnt sound remotely enticing i think im homo 100 percent

Here's my mire story:

>coworker has been telling me that I look cute and handsome
>sad that I have no girlfriend
>trying to get me to meet her niece

It's all happening so fast

Not exactly mires, but close enough
>in high school
>on bus to military base for field trip (JROTC)
>talking with girl about normie shit
>wannabe chad comes up
>kind of guy that thinks because he's over 6ft 3 and weight 300 pounds of fat he is basically god
>sits down in seat behind me
>turn around in seat to include him in convo, I'm polite like that
>immediately starts hitting on girl
>wants to show off his manliness
>challenges me to bloody knuckles
>Doesn't know I had an awkward obsession with my hands, they're basically lead
>starts his first punch hella hard
>hear something break
>idgaf
>looks like he's holding back tears
>take my swing
>something else breaks
That one incident led to me playing bloody knuckles eve more than I already did so I was really happy
>wants to move on to next test of manliness
>mercy
>girl catches on that fake chad is trying to impress her
>dude and I get into position
>as soon as we start he goes balls to the wall
>push back
>he gives up after a bit
>feel like chad
I asked the girl out after a few weeks and she rejected me, saying I was a dick

I think you might need another, not sure if just the two of you can handle me.

Lets get a drink and we can find out a little about each other.

if she was a geomajor she would have appreciated that more

Wife mires are even better
>be me
>married 10 years
>happy but nothing new
>been lifting hard lately
>wife grabbing ceps and slapping butt a lot suddenly
>been cleaning more and cooking good protien rich meals
> been jumping my bones every chance she gets

Either I'm starting to make it or she took out an insurance policy on me and is going to have me killed soon

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