So guys, I just got mired today

>mired

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This is 99% of autistic shit that get posted in these delusional pathetic mire threads

hey mark when's knack 3 coming

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>that slow ass rep
>that clank on the safeties
>10 years between reps

Being within 10 feet of a girl doesn't count as being mired.

Not gonna make it.

that smile when u know u gettin merled

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She might have noticed you, A check out I do not see. Get a better haircut, You are skinny you do not need a shagged head.

She does a whole set between your two reps with better form. What the fuck did I just watch?

Why are you virgin walking?

She was doing squats before that in power rack next to me and her max was below 1pl8, I'm sure she was pretty impressed with my squat(2pl8+ is a lot for normies in my gym) I could see her making eye contact with me in the mirror(you can't tell on the video).

Please include me in the screen cap. This shit is potentially legendary

This has to be bait

im actually lmao'ing really hard OP thank you

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This webm is old and was posted on Jow Forums before.

put me in the screencap i always wanted to be in one desu senpai

the pause after the first squat was so long, I thought the webm froze

Holy shit my sides

You need to work on your basic comprehension of normal human interaction. she did not mire your RPE9 2 plate squat.

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Dubs checked. The way you’re smiling to yourself like a giddy school girl tells me the last pussy you touched was your mom’s on the day you were born. Holy fuck every stereotype about fitizens is fucking true

Fucking hell user

You uh...you normally take a 30 second pause between reps tiger?

This is peak turboautism

You stick a Lego set in front of this kid he'll reconstruct vatican city by memory

>these are the people giving you advice on Jow Forums

never change Jow Forums

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this is the dude who calls you a manlet

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lol, remember, these are the guys giving you tips on your training

>absolute state of Jow Forums

so you post the video on here for validation instead of talking to her
peak autism

This is perfect, everything from the girl purposefully ignoring him to OPs virgin grin when he realised there's a girl around

What's your routine OP? 12X12 vaccines erryday?

Dude, all I can say is congrats. This is what we all aspire for. You follow your diet, you never skip leg day, you never cheat, you work hard, and finally you see results. Enjoy the attention buddy cause this is only the beginning!

This guy gives you this look then walks straight towards you. What do you do?

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Has to be bait

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Imagine unironically being OP right now

This looks a lot like the LVAC at W Sahara.

If that's the case, all women are like that in there.

>eye contact with me in the mirror

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He got nervous because a girl showed up.

She was posing for herself, man

You're cute tho. no homo

Dude, the way she has her body turned away from you should be a dead giveaway that she has no interest in talking to or looking at you.

op come on dude

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>bites lip
>squat for me daddy

She wanted your dick bro don't listen to the others and go talk to her next time you see her

oh my god

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I did 'mire her ass...

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

OH NO NO NO

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HAHAHAAH

DeLUsIoN

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PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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>that smile when u know u gettin merled

You mean mogged

Never change fit

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Brutal mogging

Well OP desu honest I dont think you got mired but, yes there is a but, she is a thoth and obviously preened herself because you made eyecontact with her in the mirror. But, there's another but, she's a fucing thoth. So she saw her checking her out and established you are above average and worthy of making her validat herown attrativeness. And that's it, she doesn't want you, she acknowledged you. You're on your way to making it. Now wear better clothes get a haircut and fix your fucking autism. That fucking smirk on your face that you got from a single girl looking at you is making it obvious you're a virgin.

Man I felt bad for being the ball pimple user. At least I'm not that bad

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please be real
god please

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OP post a selfie or body please it's hard to tell in the video but you look pretty swole

damn bruh

your squat is shit, both your reps are 3 red lights. Do you even comprehend what depth is?

>that fucking autistic walk
my fucking sides

Why has no one pointed out he's wearing fucking pants at the gym

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These are the dudes giving you advice on Jow Forums

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I am reporting this to your local LE. You are a dangerous incel.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHh

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Put me in the reddit screencap

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op do you do meth?

Lol you probably wear basketball shorts to the gym

The fact that he's grining like a retard in the video tells me it's real, you can see him making this thread in his head in that very moment

whats wrong with hi walk?

Nice greasy bowlcut you fucking twig

This is some prime autism right here

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>that haircut

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Autism strikes again!

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Nobody pointed it out because there's nothing wrong with it. Most of thots and the chick in the vid wear pants too. Wearing pants help with deadlift scraping as well

what the fuck are you doing dude? LMAO

>that smug, self-satisfied strut

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>not even looking in your direction
>"look at this mire brehs"

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I wear nothing because I have a home gym

>no sound
Lol bullshut you farted and she heard it.

Autism aside - lower your fucking weight, you're shaking and wiggling like an idiot and taking half an hour between reps.

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This

stfu i've seen this video here before

my fucking sides when you went to pick up the camera
some solid autism

Why tf you walking like a smug Genova?

What the fuck kind of set was that?

what the fuck is with that walk? its like the virgin stride

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Just the bit in the video is too brief to go so far as to call autistic, but it's probably referring to the way he walks kind of gangly and arms swinging and somewhat stumbly

t.autist

this nigga ain't had pussy since pussy had him kek

it's especially weird since OP is recording it, i assume he's done it before, yet he doesn't understand how awful it looks?? i guess it doesn't matter because 2pl8+

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worst squats ive ever seen