I wish I could lose twenty pounds before summer!

I wish my impinged shoulder will heal, and never to experience SNAPcity™ again.

I wish for death by braphog

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I want to be superman tier stronk

>You are forced to eat 12,000 calories a day.

My toilet after the first week

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All the weights are made of kryptonite

I want to get a gf

Granted, but everything you do is with superman strength. You can no longer hold a cup without instantly crushing it.
You don't have sex, but if you did, your first thrust will kill your partner.

Granted. It's an arranged marriage to Lena Dunham

You lose your shoulder in a freak accident and are confined to a bed in a coma for the rest of your life.

>you dont have sex
oh no because im drowning in pussy at the moment, user

I wish for the death of all nonwhites so I may lift in peace

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i wish i could squat below parallel

Granted but you still have to deal with upgraded white SJW who are now extra triggered by even more retarded shit than ever before.

Granted but you get it from a 500lbs guy

That's fine
I thrive on making people angry

I wish to be in a happy, fulfilling relationship with a girl

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i wish my knocked knees would become normal without any harm to my family, mental health, physical health, and current life situation

granted, but she has a feminine penis

Granted. I only hole the cops dont find you with your 7 year old.

>reddit

I wish I was happy

Ok
Oh no

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Granted, your knees are no longer knocked but they now make a funny squeaky sound every time you walk anywhere

I

Don’t see

A catch

As long as all the non whites are dead our race would no longer be threatened. The fertility rates are the most time sensitive issue to be dealt with. Everything else can be solved with time.

Granted. You will always go down below parallel when you try to squat. But you didn't say anything about getting back up.

everyone in the world has knocked knees

Granted, but you become a poojeet

Jackpot!

Granted you habe now the normal knees aß the avarage amarikan. That means you habe the knees of knees of an 50years old overweight man.

“I wish for a turkey sandwich … on rye bread … with lettuce and mustard. And … and! I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?”

>thinks evolution wont just happen again

I wish i die in my sleep and can lift and have gains with Piana.

I wish for the ability to lift heavier things.

I wish to make it

actually slapped my knee at this

every single species on earth except white people dies within a year. human race extinguishes soon after.

you gain 30lbs of fat and lose 5 inches on your height.

granted, but its a vegan turkey meat immitation

Also cool with that
Live fast die hard

You’re sent to a desolate planet where you’ll spend the rest of your days

Granted, now everyone has knocked knees

How is that connected? Being fatter and shorter wouldn't make me lift heavier things.

I want 15in biceps.

It's a little dry. A Little dry...

Granted, all your muscle is replaced with synthol. Then they have to be cut off because infection started.

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ouch

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Granted, you’re a sim in sims3

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

I wish I could fuck asian girls (female) every day

Would marry not gonna lie

Granted. You fall off a horse and become a quadriplegic.

>Hit my cut target
>Get cancer

> granted you get drugged and kidnapped to Thailand where you're forced to fuck ftm clients everyday.

Granted but the guy in charge of killing all nonwhites considered the jews white

>I want a bigger bench

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Granted but your bicep will remain 15 inch. forever while youre forced to take shitloads of steroids which will still make your biceps look small

fuck i laughed, ill take it
p gud, id consider that ideal

sneed

...

I wish to reach my natty limit.

Granted
>One of your legs gets longer, you get a little taller but fucks up your spine
>You now have one testicle
>You are now in a phone relationship, you can never leave her or meet in real life
>A dead rotting hare and flying mammal are left at your front door in a MAGA hat
>A glimmering classic impala with the keys in the ignition is in your driveway, it was stolen, you are arrested.

I mean this is the toughest yet but I think in a world of just whites the jews wouldn't be as successful

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how did I lose to this

All of your alternate universe selves get a gf except this universe

nothing changes

Granted user ;)

This is pretty goddamn clever

I wish for 2x bodyweight bench press

Somebody's been reading manifestos

You die in your twenties in a sauna

Holy fuck

Made me oof.

>being on 4channel.gay
>not being aware that everyone hates niggers
For shame newfag for shame

Granted. But the turkey is dry

Wouldn't having condiments on the sandwich counteract that?

Granted. Soon after achieving this feat you shred your shoulder, doctors describe your ligaments as a "fine powder of very impressive mass." You never bench again.

Wait I have a better one. Granted, you now weight 80lbs.

Granted but you're Hitler and you are forced to follow events as may (or may not) have happened.
Granted but only includes 100% whites.
Granted but you die in ten years leaving her all alone. Bonus: her wish was to be in a happy, fulfilling relationship with a boy.
Granted but it's all dream, you're in a coma.
Granted but you're in Christanity's version of hell.
Granted but your forearms and wrists will never been bigger than a 14 year old girl's.
Granted but you are forced to become a janitor on 4channel (formerly Jow Forums).