How do I get a gym mommy gf?

How do I get a gym mommy gf?

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but thats Anri Okita user, she doesn't even go to the gym. She just has huge tits.

... hello

The real question is how do you get a pure untainted virgin

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Oh god imagine meeting her alone in a hallway after a workout, caveman instincts would kick in

Is this some post-preggers Anri?

Who cares? Bigger question is how I make my friend into a gf. She's small, petite, I can lift her with one arm and yet she squats 2pl8s for reps ATG with perfect form.

>not even eastern porn stars are safe from getting bogged
why the fuck does every porn chick inject 8000 tons of plastic into her face

Shut the niggerdyke up u whore lover

Try asking her out

If she says no, I lose a friend and I'm already running low as it is. No way she'll remain friends with me. Maybe I should just be awesome and see if she asks me out.

I love Anri!

Nigger just be casual

If you dont take the chance youll never know. Would you rather her date and marry some other dude, and know you never tried?

I'm so gonna fuck it up. But it's worth it.

I love you too

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itd be amazing to train a girl like anri. Get her those big quads and sixpack to go with her milk tanks

Who dis

natsuko kayama

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why does she look like she is wearing a diaper

All that milk on an Asian is guaranteed to cause lactose intolerance.

Would you guys rather have a gf with massive milkers and a pancake ass, or a fat ass and a flat chest?

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big tits and no ass
i can convince her to start working out to increase brap volume
but to a certain extent you cant naturally increase milker size

Hi Julian

Both will ruin you with their abnormal hormones output. The gf must be precious and pure.

fat ass and flat chest is peak performance

this man understands

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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my first gf was massive milkers and pancake ass and it sucked so probably ass

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Based.

this but replace fat ass with flat ass

Agreed. I feel like huge tits become unaesthetic sooner when compared to an ass of similar proportion.

This. We live to breed, not to read

Ireland

That's boring as fuck

>Maybe I should just be awesome and see if she asks me out.
What the fuck sort of cringe furryesque sentence is this

Just ask her out for a drink or something lmao

Okay, keep lapping away at the accumulated man juices from a used up vag, then

>implying most thots can do anything besides sticking their ass out and moan a bit
Oh wow man, she can actually jump a bit on your dick? Impressive, wow. Never seen that before. Intriguing.

thats how I lost my virginity unironically. since then I had near zero interest for big tits

I've had one of each, the one with the big ass was a wonderful person and i still love her, so i guess that's my choice, even tho i've always preferred tits. Like the sad Russian man in the video said... soul.

Why the fuck would you want to be friends with a woman you stupid nigger fuck you

asians are fucking disgusting
white girls are perfect tier

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whats it like being wrong

how about no

Impossible in this day and age

Ass and no tits obv

The only wrong choice on race is race-mixing.

Own what you are.

>Butthurt manish white whore detected.

B A S E D

mommy mommy mommy milfiger

fucking thank you i was going to post this
asians have soulless bug eyes that i could never love
stick to your own kind

I'd prefer a benis

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Staying forever friends and never knowing is even worse than maybe losing a friend. I told my friend and things got weird for a little while but we couldn't keep away from each other for too long.

You're being deceived if you think the girl in your pic has a big ass

Those are just really high waisted shorts

looks phat to me

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I've never trusted Anri. Too perfect.

>That's boring as fuck
>She needs at least 1000 dicks on her miles! *snort*

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Pretty easily. Be bigger than them, or smart or both, they have low self esteem
More fit and skinny girls are much harder

Jesus...

Christian communities in the mid/southwest

This. There's nothing better than a boi in a skirt on your lap with wrists and a dick half the size of yours.

Based.

Big tits look nice in a bra, but take it off and they just flop around.

A nice butt will look good in or out of clothing.

>massive milkers and a pancake ass
this is my fetish

white girls > everything else

Is it true some rich businessman married her?
FFS dudes, she's had more cock than user's mother and sister combined, she'd make a shit wife

more like mommy hilfiger lol

they usually marry the most ordinary guy you can imagine

>christian communities in the southwest
Idk if user was looking for mexican girls

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You won't lose a friend by asking her out and getting rejected, the only way that can happen is if;
1. she wasn't really your friend in the first place
2. you throw a tantrum when you get rejected and leave her yourself

Most latter is more likely, judging from your post.

Nah, I wouldn't throw a tantrum. I sound a little unhinged because I'm an ESL, not because I'm unstable. But I understand how you'd make that conclusion.
Still, it's probably a bad idea. And I think the initial 'crush' feelings are wearing off anyway. I think I'll be okay just being friends with her.

Last time I did that she assumed it was a party and asked more people there. At least we had a nice hour 1 on 1 and then other people started showing up. Then she got wasted and I had to send her home.

Will she ever release an uncensored lactation video ?
Her shitty excuse was "I hate my new nipples".

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have your wife birth one

Latter, the former is awful which i refer to as the "Crane physique"

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MIDE-324 disagrees with you.

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I got a big fetish on milkers. Unfortunately my gf got small bewbs.

>he didn't fuck the 5 continents
did u even try to make it ?

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