Any other Chads with sexual performance anxiety?

i have the opposite problem. i have a fucking dead dick and can hardly cum from fucking a pussy. i can go for two or three hours until my hamstrings and abs get tired without blowing my wad.

I've had sex with like 15 or 20 chicks. Only like 3 of them gave good blowjobs.

unironically just tell tell them you cum fast but will make up for it with lots of kissing and rubbing their clit (i dont eat random pussy cause im not trying to suck on some previous dudes nut)
girls are used to dudes nutting fast all the time, they just want their nut too. They dont like you get them all horny then bust and its over. so you have to flick that bean while you get ready for round 2 where you will last more anyways

blowjobs do absolutely nothing for me for some reason. how to get good at fingerbanging her though? i know how to get a girl off by rubbing her like she'd do it herself but when it comes to sticking my fingers in i have no fucking idea what to do.

Cocaine helps

nigger my dick doesnot work like that unless im on stims

me too bro. quit porn and it'll get better. unless you're low t or something. it's sort of psychologically rewarding to fuck her until she's ded but i know how frustrating it feels if you don't even get to cum. cure your death grip brah.

well on stims my dick doesn't work period so i can't relate. but doesn't yours take increasingly longer with each round?

no it doesn't but meth does.

>use a condom
>keep pounding after you come
>when you realise you're starting to go limp, fake an orgasm
Works for me. You can go for a few minutes at least after coming, the continued stimulation will keep you hard for a short while. After that, either make out with her until you're hard again or eat her out. Once you're ready for round 2, you'll last a lot longer.

jerking off yes. Actual fucking pussy once i pop it wont get hard unless i drink really strong coffee/caffeine pill or pre workout. the will is there it just wont get hard. Im not a shower so i have been sitting there in front of her stroking my little limp dick trying to get hard again

Fuck women you'll never see again. Problem solved

OP, this is the only post you need to see - address this.

Ritalin does wonders in sex

that accurately describes my experience of fucking the girl of my dreams after taking a preworkout with DMAA. i can't offer a solution but i know your feel, brah. it sucks,

yep, its embarrassing and not a good look. I laugh about it to myself afterwards cause it is funny but not really

Same problem but opposite.

Can't get full erection for condom/penetration due to what I believe is anxiety, not cool.

Haven't watch porn since november, still fap to imagination without a hard grip. Did try 100days of NoFap.

Anyone have tips ?

you guys should look into the effects of sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous system. If you are not getting enough sleep or looking at screens to much you could be in constant fight or flight mode wich will make you cum fast

yes indeed. plus it feels like a missed opportunity. that's the kind of shit i beat myself up over at a random time five years from now.

>Anyone have tips ?

Imagine having a platinum-boner with barely any stimulation. Imagine being ready to go 5 minutes after cumming. Imagine actually having sex for HOURS

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if it makes you feel better, last time i fucked a chick i busted the moment i stuck it in. Second time was like 2mins.
Pulling out or changing positions every 30sec doesnt help.

>had the chance to have sex the fiest time last week
>had an episode of erectile dysfunction

>age 24

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Came to post this

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They don't work if you have alcohol in your system, right?

I'd keep some in my wallet, but most surprise sex comes when drinking

Best advice

Wisdom here.

The times I’ve nutted too early the girls never seemed to care or even were flattered. The times I went forever and couldn’t finish they seemed disappointed like they had let me down.

Go down on her after you busted in her?

Sounds unappealing

dude just pull your dick out and slap it if you feel yourself close to cumming then compliment the girl on how good it feels.

happens to the best of us, performance anxiety fucks shit up. dont stress it
especially if youre using a condom, wew those fuckers are a boner killer and a half

DO NOT GO DOWN ON A GIRL. She will not respect you after. You are deemed inferior in her eyes-think about it, she's looking down on you while you put your mouth where your dick was. DO NOT FINGER HER either. Rub her pussy/clit suck her tits, grab her ass, talk dirty but the first thing she should feel in her vagina is your cock not your fingers.

Prude.
Or just pull out.

>They don't work if you have alcohol in your system, right?
They certaily do
>I'd keep some in my wallet, but most surprise sex comes when drinking
It takes like 20mins to take effect

100% this

Really? I've read here many times that you should go down first

What's the difference if i by the 5mg one?

20mg is expensive af

Not him but it's a beta gesture
Let's not kid ourselves as we are afterall amongst men here; nobody likes to eat pussy. If some faggot here claims to enjoy licking pussy, then my nigga why don't you go ahead and eat pussy for one hour straight. 2 hours. 3 hours. 4 hours. Have at it dipshit. Of course you won't lick a pussy for 4 hours because deep down nobody likes that shit

The only people that lick pussy are betad that have the following beta mindset "Oh boy, I'll lick her pussy for 30mins straight! That way she's more likely to call me back for more sex :) p-please call me back for more sex..."
Poop butt ass motherfuckers

wow, you are a huge retard.

This except in actual long term relationships. Never eat out a girl casually. She has to say she loves you first. Then you do all sorts of weird shit with her and outfits and toys and shit because it's not boring casual sex.

This guy has never 69ed in his life

Humanity has reached new heights of retardation.

That's weird because I go down on girls on the first date every time and always end up making them cum and plowing them after. I usually can't get rid of them after that type of performance, my nigga. Some of them even call me daddy while i'm throwing the pipe down, shit is based as fuck and you're pretty much a total faggot if you don't eat pussy

Nothing makes my dick harder than 69ing. Goddamn.

>eating strange pussy

Fucking gross my man

He's actually right though. It's a form of submission. Don't do it

I think 5mg is for people that fuck A LOT. Basically they take it once a day or once every 2 days, so they are constantly under cialis' power all year long

Personally I don't fuck often (once or twice a week), so I'd rather have the 20mg. I actually rarely take the whole thing but instead bite off a chunk and swallow it, meaning that a single 20mg is enough for 3-4 different sexual encounters. Taking the whole 20mg is literally for when you wanna jackhammer her pussy Hulk-style for up to 2 days straight (the effect lasts roughly 36 hours)

For example tomorrow I'm seeing my hoe for 2 hours so I'll swallow half of it like an hour before she arrives and swallow the other half 30mins into the session because I wanna demolish her. It's honestly life-changing and gives such a confidence boost

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I fucking love eating pussy, my gf is insecure about her pusspuss so she doesn't let me, but when I do eat her out the smell and the taste gives me the highest test boost it's magical. She gets possessed when I eat her out.

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t. doesn't know how to eat pussy or please a woman

jej, good luck not getting cheated on when you can't satasfy a bitch. I'm a grown ass man if I wanna eat some pussy ima eat some pussy

69 is totally different, you eat that pussy because there is "nothing else to do" and it's right in your face

Kek until the day you accidentally forget to resupply, or leave it at home, or misplace it. Then you’ll be powerless.

this is the dumbest meme going. girls love it, i've been recommended to other girls just based on my tongue.

No my dude, you eat that pussy because it's fucking hot and she moans on your cock and your nose is right in her asshole and you fucking bury your face in it and fuck her face at the same time.

Personal recomendation is sideways 69 rather than the normal she's on top one.

>t. doesn't know how to eat pussy or please a woman

Oh but I do, with hard dick and dominant behavior. Every single woman on earth owns a vibrator that will make them go from zero to orgasm in less than a minute. They don't need you to lick their clit lmao what are you talking about

>performance anxiety

is this another way of saying "gay?" if you're not rock hard within a minute of a naked woman being right next to you in the comfort of your own bedroom you are probably a faggot

ok bros no meme answers, i'm gonna meet my LDR gf in the weekend for two days, what should I take to breed her brains out.
Don't want to take viagra equivalents because she then complains i only care about my dick going in and not passionate lovemaking.
You faggots told me girls only want dick plowing her

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>Then you’ll be powerless
But I am (almost) powerless, which is why I take cialis you dumb shit

Vitimin C
Garlic
Beta alkaline
Macca root
Zinc
Vitamin d
Magnesium and potassium

HOLY SHIT
I get it now, brudda, use it just like broke synth-heads use their acid stamps
thanks, you saved my life senpai

considering it works even under alcohol effect, as you said, i'm gonna hammer so much bitches, like that faggot OP i also deflect some womens adavances now and then because of this problem

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Lmao holy fuck you are insecure

“Hey baby - I cum fast, but the more I have sex with a woman... well when I get closer emotionally I start to last the right amount of time. It might take awhile a lot of sex before I’m comfortable like that. I’ve been hurt before, you see. I just wanted you to know that the emotional side plays with the physical side of me.”

Sounds gay, but now your a challenge to her. She wants to unlock you like a character on a video game. So just like you dumb faggots will follow virtual trains, or collect virtual herbs... she will do the task of quickie sex. The pay off is a dick that will please her, and thinking that not every woman could do what she does for you. Women are petty and shallow beyond measure.

In truth, once you do get use to a chick, your orgasm timing aligns.

>Good at sex and when I lost my virginity (without telling the girl she was my first), I made her squirt multiple times and had even gone into the double digits in one session by copying what I see in porn
>Unless I don't fap for a week, I can't cum at all and last forever until we're both tired

Anyone else?

that's orange juice, banana, a pineapple, vitamin supps, garlic eveeryday.
What's a good food for zinc?

>once or twice a week
Meant to say I fuck once or twice a MONTH. I either get lucky or get a prostitute

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red meats and shellfish

Try to fuck tighter girls instead of roasties

You got peed on you retard.

I know that now and think it's gross.

I think it's because of wanking too much because it goes away if I do it softer or not at all.

I've never cum from sex, My Fiance's pussy is way too fucking tight for my dick, I can barely fit two fingers in it and it just hurts when I put my dick in her so I usually end up eating her out,

Her jaw is fucked and clicks really loudly all the time so she can't fit my dick in her mouth

She's also dogshit at handjobs,

I hate my sex life

I hate my life

Sorry boys had to vent I had a shitty day

>not ingesting your cum to minimize loss of protein

stretch it up you little faggot, pound it till it's a roastie whores vag

based and theressomethingaboutmarypilled

No, but my dick is too big for regular condoms so I can't maintain an erection. Have to order magnums online.

what you need to do is put it in nice and slowly at first. giver her a countdown. say you're gonna put it all the way in on 3. 1.... THREEEE and SLAM your cock in until her pelvis is smashed to pieces

thank me later

Your wifs pussy is not wet enough uou dumbass. It is not that you dont fit

post body

Fpbp

kinda in the opposite situation, I get lucky pretty often with girls at bars, but I also love drinking a little too much and can get it up, but can never finish from being shitfaced.
Girls think its great since we end up fucking for nearly an hour or so - until they realise I'm not going to finish at all and take offense to it

I don't know if this is anxiety but I can't maintain an erection in the dark
dimly lit room is minimum for me to be fully erect

So go for a second round or get your nut and let that be good enough. Chad doesn’t care about performance, he cares whether he had fun.

Also, everyone is like that early on, the literal only way to fix it is to have more sex.

Ever tried sildenafil/Viagara? I’ve never tried pot before and my wife wants to get high with me now that it’s legal (she also hasn’t gotten high since high school and wants to again). We’re gonna have sex obviously but I read that it can lower libido so I want to take sildenafil before we get high.

Want to know how I can tell you can't make a woman climax?

That’s actually so normal for the first time I’d almost say it would be weird if you didn’t. Don’t sweat it. I couldn’t stay hard when I lost it at age 23 and I told the girl it wasn’t her, I was just really stressed from work. She was totally cool with it, said no problem, I ate her out, and it was less of a problem the second and third time she and I had sex and no problem by #4. Smooth sailing after that.

Aw Jesus christ man the level of stupidity
Listen the clit is literally the human body's only organ that's designed for pleasure. With enough experience you can learn how to give almost any woman a time shattering orgasm. But you can also withhold it from her. You can make her do ANYTHING just so she she'll get to feel the tip of your tongue down there. It's the ultimate power tool. It's literally a power button God gave us to stun women in sheer pleasure. And somehow using it to its full extent is beta? I find your lack of charisma disturbing

I have the problem where I get hard no matter what, I can be near blackout drunk and my dick will still get hard in an instant, but I can never cum from a girl. Feels fucking bad.

>get chance to deflower 7.5/10 legal teen while travelling with friends
>alone with her on the bedroom
>too anxious
>try to put on condom
>dick gets flaccid
>she notices and feels bad
>lose unique chance I'm never getting again because stupid
I feel you, not even a chad

Mate, she's capable of having a kid, why would you think your dick isn't able to fit? You have to be doing something wrong.

There's a reason childbirth goes extremely wrong with some women.
It's not necessarily user's fault but typically relaxation helps a lot, lube + clit orgasm ought to do it

Jerk off once before you fuck her. You should last at least 5 to 10 minutes if the pussy is tight.