So in another thread i cooked up an idea for a modern gym complex. Based around the greco/roman bath houses
>entire gym is tile and masonry. Lighting is by fire and skylights >only oly lifting platforms and freeweights no machines at all of any kind. >some atlas stone lifting areas for the grugs >a alter at the center of the gym that is elevated like a pyramid about 5 feet above the rest of the gym floor exclusively for men trying to make PR's. Everyone watches the man succeed or fail. >uniforms are REQUIRED everyone has to wear a toga or loin cloth. underwear is banned >outside of the fitness center and beyond the changing room is the olde style spa/pool/sauna/steam facility >looks sort of like pic related >you have to be naked or wear a towel. >anybody caught wearing clothes in the bathing/spa area is bullied in latin that is taught for free for paying members in the ampitheater (no movies or TV screens only actual live performances by local theater fags and philosophy students who can larp) >the bathroom has chisels and you are allowed to carve graffiti but it has to be in latin and has to be sex/fart/poop related. >the bathroom has modern plumbing but there are no stalls its just a long bench and you have to shit in front of everyone and pooping is once again a social experience. >The entire staff is women under the age of 30 and they are paid extremely well. They have to be attractive ala hooters and they are attentive to your weightlifting needs and will spot and encourage you. If you attempt any sexual activities or try to fraternize with the women , they will all be called into the room to point and laugh and bully you like a nightmare out of highschool. This is gym policy and keeps the women safe and the men focused on fitness. >Combat area for settlement of all disagreements Who would sign up for guy heaven gym?
its not gay unless you fuck guys which obviously isnt allowed unless you use one of the gym eunuchs that is available under the premium plan
Noah Richardson
>Gym eunuch pseudo-traps Uh oh
Julian Bell
10/10 would fraternize
Kevin Bennett
Ah, yes brother! An exquisite idea! If only MEN had a place to call their own. One where underwear was forbidden and fraternizing with women was deeply shamed. A world of baths and saunas, respectful ass slaps and playful towel snaps, live theatre and the abolishment of those pesky urinal dividers. A place where a man can dream of freedom from the clutch of his nagging wife, with all of her folly, her attention seeking and her general... fishy odor. One may even envision a future where fay, slim young men would bear the duties of the women, even collecting semen for the birth of many more sons.
I can see it now! Oh how I long to journey there, to step inside those hallowed gates and be greeted by a tender young compatriot, to embrace his delicate waist, to gently brush the hair from his deep green eyes and to say, at last, "I am home!"
Give it a rest fag.
Isaac Ramirez
You can hire a gym eunuch to fuck, but not a gym nymph? That's not very premium, brah.
Nolan Hall
again fraternization isnt against the rules there are simply direct and instant consequences
Like having a applebees birthday march but its hot women gang bullying you
some see it as a bug others a feature
Parker Phillips
>writing all that out
its called a tell and you just told everyone here you like butthair in your teeth
Nolan Morales
much like the spartans of old who had to kill a slave. The ultimate goal of guy heaven gym is to develop a man to his peak sexual capability.
His final test comes with stealthily taking one of the nymphs by force without being noticed by other gym goers or other alert nymphs.
>>a alter at the center of the gym that is elevated like a pyramid about 5 feet above the rest of the gym floor exclusively for men trying to make PR's. Everyone watches the man succeed or fail.
This sounds fucking awesome, just imagine. Glory or death.
Julian Turner
>groace hellenic nerds
begone child diddler
Xavier Foster
Everyone has to chant in latin. Like the dark knight rises
privacy is for women what are you scared of? You insecure that your little deer poops cant compare to odysuess' ogre dumps and you will be emasculated?
Henry Carter
Sounds literally gay but I like it desu
Connor Diaz
More like Gay Heaven
Cameron Myers
I would like to propose a vote. Perhaps to collectively create a GoFundMe or kickstarter. I think a gym where white men can PR is what will make America great again. Indeed this is what is missing from the 21st streets of all major towns. In this gyms honor I decided to write, a haiku: Cottoncotton who? Lollipop children dont bite Yellow lizard sticks
Anthony Hall
Ah the ol’ trial by rape technique Classic
Hudson Miller
Would/Should there be physical standards? If you join as a fatty you are given X months to lose X amount of weight or at least replace your fat with muscle (this would require a council to judge and observe your physique in the amphitheater on the first day you sign up, then at the first day of ever subsequent month those same men will judge you again to make sure you’re progressing)
Nicholas Wood
Ducksworth, go on then. Reply if you will but henceforth, this March the 26th, shall be known as Jow Forums day!
Huzzah to /v/, lizards! Fuck off.
Noah Rogers
The fires that heat the pools are fueled by air pumped by giant wooden hamster wheels powered by fatties being whipped and bullied by the gym nymphs
Eli Ward
Not him but I kinda like how female butthair feels on my tongue.
Justin Thomas
No nudity No fags No women of any age No forced power lifting/strongman bullshit.
Powerlifting stuff in the corner Odd lifts place in the sun and heavy shit to move outside Calisthenics park Swimming pool Track Large grassy field for pick up games of touch football Flexibility and mobility training is held every morning afternoon and night to help with injuries and injury prevention. Martial arts classes including the only real wrestling place around.
Will petiton for a rock climbing wall and parkour park.
Will also keep ten lawyers and 5 online/social media pr firms on the payroll to keep the doors open and protected from scumbags and the feminist/queer agenda.
Michael Hernandez
>reddit beard the park with weights >also rock climbing and comic book library with videogames!!
no
Nathaniel Foster
>anybody caught wearing clothes in the bathing/spa area is bullied in latin that is taught for free for paying members in the ampitheater (no movies or TV screens only actual live performances by local theater fags and philosophy students who can larp)
Quality
Charles Cooper
Never said anything about comic books or the like. But that's okay. You don't have to worry about my male only gym No women or homosexuals are allowed. So..you're not invited.
Jaxson Nelson
Ok, so, the men are still allowed to fuck each other? Right?
Samuel White
>im not gay >but we need a track for frolicking >a grassy field to roll around in and play games for children >and a injury prevention room to rub boo boos >also a reddit parkour park
LMFAO I LITERALLY MENTIONED A AREA OF THE GYM THAT IS ONLY FOR NUDE GUYS AND ITS NOT AS GAY AS YOUR FAGGOT URBANITE TOFU HOMO GYM
The parts that won't work are the open public bathrooms, and the women spotters. People will be scared to use the bathrooms and there will definitely be women who get sexually assault Ed in that place.
Camden Sanchez
Reminder that neoclassicalism is LARP. It's fine if you want to take inspiration from the simple traditions of Antiquity, but fucking hell lighting with fire? Tile floors? Stop with this retarded bullshit.
Charles Gutierrez
>tile floors
bitch what the fuck kind of bathrooms do you go in
Jaxson Kelly
Honestly based but add a rule to make sure fags don't shit the place up with sodomy.
Caleb Price
kek based and pee pee poo poo pilled
John Robinson
Yeah but when I get a boner everyone will see me and think I'm gay
Aiden Barnes
No shit, OP is obviously applying the idea to an actual based concept.
Colton Nelson
On a more practical note, women spotters aren't strong enough to actually spot.
Kevin Rivera
the gym nymphs will just laugh and point at you and it will naturally go away and nobody will accuse you of homo
Luke Martinez
Bathrooms are one thing. A tile floored weight room will be smashed up the first day it's open.
Nathan Wood
you forgot to say "no homo"
Connor Anderson
not if the tile is 1500lb rock cubes that are placed by crane
Matthew Thompson
no fags allowed
Owen Rivera
Damn I cannot imagine the person that wrote this
Blake James
Whats with this weird Pedo larp?
Christian Jones
i can
the person who rants about homosexuality on the internet but cant stop thinking about penis inside his mouth
Isaac Myers
Lmao
Adam Clark
You can't oly lift in a toga or loincloth
Jordan Gray
I heard there's a study where they looked at the diet of guys in prison who lift and concluded that the gains they were making were way higher than they should be expected to make on shit quality carb-rich prison diets. They speculated that being in the potentially dangerous, male-dominated space caused the men's bodies to help them out and give them extra gains to help them survive.
So wherever you have lifting going on in the gym I would suggest it should be in view of a bunch of oiled up buff guys wrestling or otherwise doing martial arts. I think both the lifters and the wrestlers will perform better seeing each other.
men who grow up with brothers are often more masculine than men who grow up with sisters
its a plausible theory.
but the runt of the litter usually gets cucked and turned into a giant homo
Elijah Cook
>entire staff is women under the age of 30 >not staffing the place with 12-16 year old boys >Greco-Roman
I think not.
Jacob Murphy
>track and field is "frolicking" >wrestling and contact sports are "games for children" >training for actual sports instead of just picking up weights and putting them down is stupid
lol
Jack Long
I can't remember how it went exactly but I think there was some mechanism by which women that have a bunch of kids become less able to produce masculine sons and the last sons end up more effeminate and pretty. They also tend to be more charismatic than their older brothers and lower IQ.
Robert Sullivan
wrestling is gay track and field is SUPER gay sports that dont involve killing men with edged weapons is gay
Mason Reed
Cringe
Caleb Adams
>hand-egg-advertisement-bowl is a "contact sport" guffaw
Caleb Barnes
So you want a gay bath house or something? Is this a larp? Fuck off and take your erotic faggot fantasies some where else.
Austin Fisher
Faggot
Jonathan Rogers
>inb4 weightlifting is a sport too yes competitive weightlifting is obviously a sport too
Connor Collins
>Gay bathhouse, but attached to a gym At least you're building on a strong foundation
Blake Morales
Sounds like a perfect gym. Would absolutely love to work and lift there.
Asher Torres
After taking a fat juicy cock in my tight little boi pussy
I made a thread about nude bathouse gym and that guy managed to make a more homosexual post
Lucas Watson
Sounds ok.
Have you calculated the expected costs for this arrangement, and how much income it will return, ie. how many people will pay usd 1500 a month for this
Why do people think this is gay? What's gay about being around other men naked unless I'm stroking their dick? I think they're just insecure because they in the closet and they would pop a boner from being around a naked man. The fact that I'm comfortable being around naked dudes and seeing their dicks and their pecs and whatever just proves that I'm confident in my sexuality and not gay. Also there needs to be a Lyre player somewhere
Easton Robinson
because people dont understand our grandfathers used to go swimming with their buds completely fucking buck ass naked in the river.
People dont realize our fathers used to shower with their classmates in school every day.
we live in the most prude times ever despite having free access to completely insane and graphic pornography. Guys are literally so fucked mentally they are scared of being naked.
