How to beat the alcohol jew?

i can honestly say after being 24 years on this planet that everything bad in life has happened because of alcohol.

legal issues, gambling thousands, ruining relationships, craving blow when drunk, ruining aesthetics, making family sad etc etc

is moderation with this bullshit possible or do i need to quit

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You're weak and obviously cant moderate it or you wouldn't have fucked so much shit up.
Blaming it all on alcohol just makes you even more pathetic. A good start would be owning up to your own mistakes and yes, stop drinking before you kill yourself doing it.

I’m 23, never had sex, never been kissed, never flirted, never had a sip of alcohol, never been to a party, never had friends. Always remember it could be worse.

I just get drunk and become more friendly and meet a bunch of people.

Uhmm...maybe it's you that's toxic? Considering your post title, and that you're on Jow Forums, I'd imagine it's probably that.

this sounds comfy af

Why don't you just buy a beer?

You're above legal age...

I drink big occassionally but never did any of that shit.

You just have a weak personality.

Afraid I’ll kill myself when drunk

You have to go back shlomo.

Jesus this is depressing. Do you need anyone to talk to?

Go cold turkey for at least a year, avoid situations where youll wanna drink and people who wont respect your decision to not drink
Youll likely lose some friends, but a friend you cant be sober around isnt a real friend anyway
Good luck mate, itll be worth it in the end. Addiction can ruin your life, self control will make you a new man

and after the year try out moderation lad?

Make a judgment call. You may decide that never drinking again is the way to go or maybe moderation will work for you

You're about the age I was when alcohol abuse started to destroy my life. Crashed my car and fled the scene and only got a traffic violation. Then got a DUI and blew a 2.1. Spent a week in Jail. That cured me of drinking and driving but I still kept drinking. It took me to realize that what once made the night silly and giggly and fun was now turning my life into a nightmare. I quit a few years ago but I may have done serious damage to my urinary system because I piss blood on occasion. You have to want to stop. You may not be a full blown alcoholic yet so stop now while you can. Bar and casino culture is for losers and a recipe for life altering mistakes, so don't engage in it.
>get paid
>blow paycheck on gambling and liquor
>can't pay bills
>feel like shit
>have to hit it big this time
>get paid
>blow paycheck on gambling and liquor
It's an endless cycle.

If you're already looking at it like a checkpoint that once you pass you can start drinking again then you already have a problem. Just like how people lose 20 lbs then gain it all back in a month because they go right back to eating garbage food. You have to replace your negative habits with positive ones for the rest of your life.

ahwfuckbye.

I can drink in moderation in social situations because I have enough self control that enjoying company and not making a fool of myself is more important than getting drunk, upsetting friends and feeling sorry for myself. Where I get in trouble is drinking alone. I pretty much can't keep booze in the house because when I'm by myself the urge to get completely annihilated while playing video games is just too great.

Anyone else genuinely dislike being drunk? I can only enjoy alcohol if I'm with really good friends and we can fuck around. In any other scenario drinking will just make me sleepy and depressed.

just literally stop drinking

I used to but not anymore. Getting crossfaded and playing video games used to be my jam but now I just feel sick and fall asleep anytime I try.

Blaming it on the alcohol takes the blame off ogf yourself, accept your mistakes and learn from them. I can be perfectly rational on booze, pot, acid, and shrooms because I know myself and my limits. Quit being a little bitch and figure your shit out.

based and monkpilled

If it’s only effecting your life negativity then you should probably just quit. Just resist the urge to go in the liquor store on your way home. Anyone here saying “alcohol didn’t cause your problems” is a retard. You chose to hand yourself over to the booze for the night and that’s where your rational thought can end. I’ve had a few drinks a few times a year since starting to get fit after years of social and legal problems. 4 months without a drink so far and life is much better

The only time I ever don't want to kill myself is when I'm drunk.

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