Mire thread

Based chad

Girls here would never mire publicly, it would lower their value.

>girl looks at me
>doesn't immediately turn away in disgust
#makingit

nobody

Oh shit, I saw couple of pick-up videos of that Indian guy on the right. It was really cringy. Didn’t he delete some of his videos because people made fun of him? What’s his name again?

did someone say mire?

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>that shiteating grin when hes realized hes just been 'mired

High school girls and gay men

Fml

Girls of dubious age. Between 14 and 17. I think they just arnt as shy with hiding it when they are with their mates.

the thread made was not actually OP reverse image search it and you'll see.

Well she doesn't smile at other people and other receptionists don't smile at me. Nah, she likes me. [spoiler]Don't you fucking ruin this for me, this is the only thing in life I got left.[/spoiler]

>well yes, i do get mired all the time how could you tell

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Do you guys think these poor fuckers know they're memes? It's honestly a fear to have a picture taken of me in public only to become a huge meme on some obscure forum somewhere.

Oh no no no no no

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Second one does, he fucking posted it.

I sort of want to become a Jow Forums dyel meme only to post a pic of my body a few years later when I actually look like someone you can mire

I get mired all the time, even as 5'11" king of manlets
>be me, collegefag at some event or another
>see girl I know from dorm, mocha-colored Italian with dark freckles (6.5/10)
>talking with her, we're teasing each other and she touches my arm as she laughs
>nice.jpg
>a bit later, tell her that my first impression is often that of a fuckboy
>"Well, yeah, I mean you're jacked user. O-objectively."
>Smirk and say "Objectively? Is that why you're blushing in such a cute way?"
>She blushes harder and says "omg stop it!" while grinning like a madwoman
>Leave without fucking her because I can do better
pic unrelated

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I’m bald with a full beard. Women in their 40s hit on me often.

Recently I was outside a bar with my wife when some sexy Somalian girl came over asking for a lighter and then ended up spending 5 minutes trying to very aggressively interrogate me for my name and where I was from until my wife came over. The frustration on her face when I did my best to avoid giving her real answers was amazing to watch.
By Jow Forums standards I don't even lift.

sven detected

>Sexy Somalian

A rare sight to be sure

LMAO, all somalians are fucking ugly, im not even racist, i hang out with somalians every now and then, but holy fuck their girls are the worst girls in this world

I get mired mostly by black girls because I am a cute hispanic mutt. I do get the occasional white girl but ive found I need to find a girl that is really into me to get laid otherwise I can't really keep up a conversation and I don't really have any game. When a girl is into you, you just feel her energy and barely have to say anything to score.

>be me
>waiting at bus stop
>qt grill also waiting
>bus running late
>girl asks me if im waiting for my bus
>only one bus comes to this stop
>retarded question
>say yes
>bus comes, crowded
>stands next to me, facing me
>says cya when she gets off
can a socially competent user interpret this for me

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Did you tip her?

If you managed a half-way decent conversation you could've finished it near the next stop with something like "Hey you seem nice, let's get lunch sometime" and get her number. Gl user, we're all gonna make it.

She gave you an in and ya blew it, learn and move on.

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You were supposed to make small talk, she actually initiated
Women are retarded; it’s on you to keep the conversation going

>be me with ex in a club
>she's getting drinks, I'm dancing behind her
>a fucking 9.9/10 tall blonde goddess approaches me, grabs my biceps and asks to dance
>"Sorry I actually have a gf"
>Doesn't believe me, asks me to show her
>I touch my ex's shoulder "She's over here"
>Ex turns around, blondie says "That's her? She's ugly, come dance with me!"
>Ex furious at that point so I politely push the blondie away. She leaves but was following me around throughout the night.

God I wish I would have dumped my ex's ass that night and sleep with the goddess.. She turned out to be a hysterical, manipulative crazy bitch. I never got as many mires from girls as when I was in a relationship though

Based

> Sexy Somalian girl

No such thing user....

>women talking about me being fit or buff when we talk
>Not as a compliment but more of stating it as a fact

>Well you're buff so x
>Yeah that wouldn't be a problem since you're fit
>etc.

I mean I guess it's a mire.
A girl admitted she was super nervous to talk to me at first since she has trouble talking to fit guys.

>A receptionist smiled at a customer
Oh user

i get mires at the beach or when jogging shirtless. I stopped caring about wearing tight shirts honestly and only care about how strong I am rather than getting "swole". Also im trying to get to cut slowly for a possible fight end of the summer. Being a fighter sucks honestly because you cant be in your best body because everyone cuts so much. Honestly states should mandate hydration tests for fights like ONE championship so you wouldnt have 6'0 dudes fighting at 155

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you've taken the bait, user

If im not mistaken ONE Championship does mandatory hydration checks and stuff. I feel your pain though man I compete in bjj and cut weight for tournaments.

Clinically psychotic schizotypes. Yes, lots of bad ones.

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Nevermind im a dingus

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Same. Not even the good looking gay men. Its the creepy old bald ones.

Happened over a year ago.
>Be 19 year old in-between jobs
>Helping out my mom with her work at this art fair+ other business(Basically lifting stuff around for her)
>Stop by some pompous club in the city to visit Godmother
>She's giving a tour of this club, showing the art and talking about the history
>Its mostly old people but theres short cute blonde with her mother, looks like she's 19-22.
>I thought she was attractive and all but didn't think anything of it
>We're on the tour and I looked out of the corner of my eye
>I realize that this chick was not looking at the paintings, she's looking at me
>She keeps rotating her head back towards me, stares for a few seconds and then turns back.
>mfw
>I turn my head and look down at her as she's doing this
>She blushes and turns away, but after a minute or so continues what she was doing.
>Keeps doing this throughout the tour, never exchanged a single word with this girl.
>Leave
Other then that I just get sexually aggressive hispanic and black women hitting on me. I'm a Slav.

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never gotten mired but then again I use autist headphones at the gym

>Be me at the power rack
>Just finished set so I'm staring off into space taking a sip of water trying to catch my breath
>Girl comes up to me and says something
>Lower the volume on my earbuds and take them out
>"Huh, what was that?"
>"Hey can I use this?"
>She points to the T-Bar row platform
>"Yeah sure"
>Sit down on a box to catch my breath while staring at the ground
>Get up to do my next set
>Girl isn't using the T-Bar row platform
>See her doing cables on another machine across the gym
What happened? Was it something I said?

I always get a bomber when I can tell a girl likes me. At least I won’t have to worry about ED

Not something to worry about, who the fuck knows what women are thinking but that looks benign

>bomber
Terrorist detected

>greentexts posted all the time on every form of social media
>obscure
you wish buddy

Okay she might look alright, but in general their attitude are disgusting
Met the ugliest somalis and all of they think highly of themselves

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I know that feel, it's like women know when you are in a relationship and your value skyrockets because they know you aren't autistic with the opposite sex, as you are valued by someone as a competent partner

>however tfw I'm not fit
>working towards being fit

>hit 3pl8 diddly for reps
>aunt and uncle tell my parents I've really put on some muscle
>absolute bro gym owner tells me I've gained a lot since I arrived in town in September
>some guy unironically mired my squat depth
>while reading something my friend squeezed my bicep and asked if I was flexing (I wasn't)
>lil' sister says I have an amazing ass
We're all gonna make it

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>Trainning with your ex
Never gonne make it

>lil' sister says I have an amazing ass
>Thanks, Y-you too.
I hope you said this and then smashed

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fuck your sister

>nigger
>attractive
pick one

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>be me at the bus stop, notice a cute girl in office clothes and glasses sitting, check her for a moment and wait ofr the bus while standing
>a minute later she gets up, stands besides me and smilingly asks what bus i'm waiting
>"i'm waiting ~bus x~" "ok..."
>"...what about you?" "i'm waiting for ~bus y~" "ok..."
>we stand there silently untill my bus comes and i fuck off

What should i have done, brehs? When she said she was waiting for a different bus i knew we could not talk for long so i did'nt see the point of starting a convo but i still feel like a fucked up

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should've said: "i'm waiting for the bus you're waiting for because i've been meaning to get the number from someone with such a nice smile"
>*smiles*
"Yeah, that's the one"

Too hot for coat Someone yelled Suns out guns out to me from the chair lift

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>women are retarded for not being able to carry a one side conversation

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Was skiing shirtless through the park and some girls on the lift whistled at me. Managed to 270 onto a rail and felt like a fucking chad. Later I fell like a retard and got some solid snow rash, worth it
Fuckin nice.

>doing squats
>she's merlin
>give her the chad smile
>manually walk away

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I think I know the nigga n red shirt. I'll contact him and get back here with time stamps

The only ones who ever seem to mire me are high school age girls, I guess because I look so young. I'm 35, but look at minimum ten years younger (and would look even younger if I shaved my beard). I'm fine with that, because I tend to like younger women. Unfortunately, nothing ever comes of it.

None because I’m 170cm

>be at a bar
>get invited to an afterparty
>get there, the preambles of an orgy start falling into place
>4 dudes and 2 chicks in total
>dude that owns the place passes out on the couch
>other dude there tells me how the remaining dude invited him and the two chicks to go to his place
>get left behind at this dudes place in the middle of nowhere with him passed out on the couch
>well, fuck this, I'm not going home alone tonight
>grab a bottle of Jaegermeister off the table and leave
>walk home for 2 hours since no public transportation
>get to bed
>start dreaming
>the dream is the night playing over again in my head
>however, there is another dude in there this time
>he gets tossed aside and gets pissed at everyone and everything
>then I get tossed aside and he is not pissed at me anymore
>I start talking to him
>"Bro, chill out, there is no need to be upset"
>"This is life, shit happens"
>"You are looking pretty swole btw senpai, things are looking up for you"
>"Keep lifting heavy objects and acquiring mass, shit will work out"
>He calms down and talks to me
>"You are right bro, I am getting pretty swole"
>"Things will work out, I'm not gonna let shit get me down anymore"
>He shatters like glass
>I realize the dude was me
>mfw I dream mired myself
Of all mires, I think this is the one that meant the most to me.

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>be me
>be ripped and have a well proportioned physique
>be a manlet
>mfw never been mired
What's the point in all of this? Should I just unironically an hero?

Fuckin sick how warm is it out there

Was around plus 10 at the peak of the day. So nice breh

is that PPMD on the right

Shit it's hittin up to 15 in Vail, thank fuck I brought a backpack to put my coat

10 degrees
warm
kek

Celsius

>see mate after not seeing him after 2 months
>says I've gotten big
>"do you eat a lot of carbs?"
>tell him it's mostly fat
>tell him I focus on protein and just eat
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
Guy has corestrength for days and looks nice. Also did 62.5kg OHP, so feeling extra good.

>be me
>lift only for a few weeks but I see some gains
>some gym thot asks me to take a picture
>I do
>have small talk and she gives me her Insta
>slide into her DM
>exchange numbers and flirt for a few days
>arrange some netflix and chill at her place
>I arrive and she is wearing some sexy black lingerie
>oh shit
>no time wasting we head straight to her bedroom
>it is happening I'm fucking her doggystyle
>feels amazing
>I'm finally making it
>feels so good it reminds me of the first time I finished Mario
>autism kicks in
>"Are you gonna cum soon, princess?"
>NO

>In sauna
>Nice but chubby gal walking to the door, pear shape with giant tits and ass held smooth by swimming
>In my horniness I eye-rape her, our eyes meet, hold until I get control of myself
>She comes in, sits down, I look forward, she sighs repeatedly in a bid for attention
>After a couple seconds she lies down on the bench, legs towards me, puts her left foot on her right knee, opening up her ass and pussy through spandex, "Oh I hope you don't mind me stretching in here"
>She's not stretching
>Dick jumps up against my suddenly tight shorts
>Look at the inside of her legs for a couple seconds "No not at all"
>Go back to ignoring her. By the grace of god I will not fuck a fat chick.

Thanks for reading my blog user

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don't be the type of fag that posts the same story in two existing threads or consistently in future threads

Please be real.

unless you said that in an italian accent that isn't so bad

Got a pretty boy face grils awlays giggling

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you have to be 18+ to post here

Not my fault Jow Forums is fucking up posts. Stop being a faggot.

Babbies 1st red pill?

Why do you look so much like a duck?

kek'd

>squat
>lunges
>mires
>leave

Lmao

Autistic

5' 11"
33
About an 8/10

I get mired all the time. Look up and notice cuties starting at me multiple times, sometimes giving me the full up and down. Have milfs salivating over me at the pool.

I'm married so there is literally nothing I can do. Oh monogamy.

You look like a bitch.

2+ facemires a day would happily be a duck

Based mito poster, but still autistic