Ultrarunning

Is Ultrarunning considered a Chad sport, /sp/?

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Is he running in the Boston Marathon?

Do you have to devour a fresh animal carcass during a race? If so, that seems pretty chad.

why is there blood on him? bursted nipples?

Ultrarunning results in really fast speeds at different times. When one person is going 100 MPH and the other is still at 10 MPH, the faster one usually just bursts through them and they die.

holy shit

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Holy kek

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To actually answer the topic at hand, Chads do as little as possible and prefer an extremely relaxed lifestyle.

w-what?

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no, they do as much as they want to

U cheeky bugger

>chad sport

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True, but few of them would be inclined to overcompensate and do stressful, unfun activities like higher level sports.

His right forearm is way bigger than his left.. OwO

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I’m fucking lightheaded

>What are angles?

i think its just the angle
uhrgrrg, pesky numales

>angles

Are you guys blind?

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Fuck off weeb

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>bottom right
how can you look yourself in the mirror and think, yeah that looks good?

what is happening

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What else is he gonna do? He's a bald dweeb. He's gotta live his life one way or the other.

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shave his head, stop wearing those manchild clothes and start lifting

what's sad is every single person in this photo is more Jow Forums than everyone here.

An artist's depiction of the average ultrarunner.

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Maybe he likes running instead. Who cares?

you don't have to look like a retarded manchild while running

When did the idea of cardio endurance = liberal.

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CIA psyops to give liberals an edge in the coming civil war.

~~ YOUR HEART IS A MUSCLE TOO ~~

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How do you even notice how people are dressed while running? Are you the fashion police?

Wat

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whatever helps you sleep at night bud. just look at /cbt/ and you'd see that everyone even the DYELs look better than this. I hate to use buzzwords but nigger you are coping.

Bottom right ran so fast he left his hair behind.

looking good does not mean you are fit.

Correlation.

wat

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Speak for yourself

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>t. Pic related

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Depends on your idea of fitness. They are all weak as fuck so I wouldn't consider them amazingly fit.

unless it's sonic it's pretty easy to spot humans running

Some people aren’t cripplingly self-conscious.

Did an ultra runner steal your girlfriend bro?

Yeah but who cares what they're wearing?

>care a bit about what you wear
>CRIPPLING SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS
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to be fair who gives a fuck what one wears when working out, who the fuck am I trying to impress

that guy could look good with a haircut and not being a faggot

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I mean even when you work out there is at least a baseline. People who try too hard to look good at the gym obviously are retarded but people like pic related need to take a look at themselves.

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N-no . . .

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I do obviously

wut

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Where in the fuck do you bros even find pics like this lmao

When is it acceptable to run shirtless?

Basedfart-powered running

I think when you're lean enough to not gross anyone out and you want some sunlight, just do it. Especially if female.

BMI 22 with some muscle tone good enough?

Reverse Google search had it's best guess as "girl"

Yeah I've seen enough fatties running shirtless that anything else is appreciated.

idk depends on your bone structure. I would say just fucking do it user, and if you're not aesthetic, perhaps grossing someone out will motivate you even more.

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Whenever the temperature is above 50 F

lol

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>Target spotted. Now run faster.

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Damn 60f shirtless sounds amazing.

Too bad I live in this Cuba 2.0 shithole.

No. My mom does Ultras, she has completed 9 or so. They make your heart bleed and decrease your life span drastically.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5992463/

>and decrease your life span drastically
Wow, lucky them. Maybe I should get into ultra marathons

Hai-yai!

My GF does ultra running, It's cool for chicks or whatever.

> No mention of lifespan
> Literally states how these adverse health events are temporary

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screen me in the postcap

godspeed user

running is the basedboy sport of selection
I'm a runner btw

Top kek

Huh

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This guy looks like a girl

Nice delusion. You’re telling me pro athletes aren’t chads?

>5k calories
>80g of protein

When you ultra distance you start having explosive periods, it's quite embarrassing so no one talks about it.

In the sugar aisle no less

what he's trying to tell you is that you're a dumb faggot

kek

all of you replying to this better stop right now. im serious

Stop replying and giving this post (you)s. Very serious right now.

Orienteering is the most chad sport

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Reminder that it was done by a /mu/tant.

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BM ultra! Did that one, really fun race

>jogging for a few miles makes you more Jow Forums than me

Yeah no.

fucking dying

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