Creatine

Change your name faggot attention seeker

Yes. EVERYONE who has ever taken this is either dead or will die eventually.

Nah, you'll just lose hair that's all

I lost a friend because of creatine some years ago.

We were in this supermarket and I told him to wait for a bit while I ran to the supplements section to get a tub of creatine. I got the creatine but when I came back I couldn't find my friend.

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I had some creatine the other day and my dick fell off. Now I'm growing spikes and have an insatiable lust for human flesh. Good in moderation though

I'm 3 years on creatine. Went from "user, your hair is so dense, not many people have hair like that." to "user, why do you have bald spots at age 24?"

You won't lose hair with creapure™.

creatine made elliot rodger kill people.

god damn user I want to raw fuck your mom

Spending three months on creatine was the biggest mistake of my life. I remember being in the shower after a couple of months using it and suddenly just having clumps of hair fall out in my hands. It was like some kind of David Cronenberg-style body horror. I kept grabbing and clutching at my hair in shock, tugging at the roots hoping that they were healthy and there was some sort of mistake - that the hair would stay fixed to my head. But it just came out even quicker and I almost fainted in terror. Truely one of the most traumatic moments of my life. My hairline rose an inch and my temples another two from a thick head of hair before in that time. DON’T TAKE CREATINE! If I don’t buzz my hair regularly now I look like a cancer patient.

Elevated creatinine level signifies impaired kidney function or kidney disease. As the kidneys become impaired for any reason, the creatinine level in the blood will rise due to poor clearance of creatinine by the kidneys. Abnormally high levels of creatinine thus warn of possible malfunction or failure of the kidneys.

Your mom also said that she's good at sucking dick. Trust me, she's a filthy liar.

La creatuna...