Have you ever changed up your workout routine because a girl might think you're following them?

I wish there was a gym but for guys only

Agree I act like a grown up BOY at best and even I know this.

Haha based

This, I hate running with shorts on. Even a shirt is annoying because it gets all sweaty.

Romans had the right idea

This isn't something you have to worry about if you're too autistic to care
>actually get accused of "following" them in the gym
>already have an app open with a digital archive of me doing the same routine every [insert day of the week] for months

>Walking home from the bars one night
>Woman walking about 15 feet ahead of me
>She keeps looking back at me
>Half-drunk idea enters my brain
>Next time she looks back I make direct, non-breaking eye contact with her
>She is visibly nervous
>Start to slowly but noticeably increase my walking speed
>She speeds up as well
>Eventually we're both approaching a speed walk
>I go for broke and start gaining on her with my lanklet striding ability
>Nearly right behind her
>Jump to her right and speedwalk past her
>"Nice night out"
>Kek and get home, have a glass of milk and go to bed

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this is your brain on lank

Absolutely DEVILISH.

>Speedwalks into you at mach 3
Sorry little guy, didn't see you down there

I've changed my workout routine because I'm following them.

Wow, so you think all males are rapists? That's raysis!

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Twitter is nothing but sexist losers, a female r9k. Why do I have to go out of my way to entertain some random thot’s mental disorder? Because I have a dick? Ignorant slut

>grt accused of “following” them in the gym
“Haha don’t flatter yourself”

D E V I L I S H

based stalkerposter, and cheeki-breeki pilled

No, I'm a lot like the protagonist of Taxi Driver. I have my eyes set on one woman and the rest are nothing but bitches and whores to me. Someday a proper rain will come and wash away their filth.

>The moment when the 4/10 college girl in the way of the barbells turns around and asks me to stop following her.
>The look on her face when I burst out laughing in her face once I fully understand what's going on
>Gently but firmly put my hand in her face then push her to the side

No, but I do refuse to use treadmills adjacent to cardio bunnies
Give me some space, thots

Lol women follow me pussy

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Nope. Why would I?

Luciferian

I’ve read this thread and if you think im gonna worry about some random bitches thought instead of getting to my destination then you’ve got me bent

I've changed my workout routine because I thought a girl might be following me

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Nice. I was jogging once, there was a woman walking a bit ahead. At some point she looked back, saw me and started running for a second, until she realised I wasn't running at her
Could hardly stop myself from snickering

>walking behind a girl late at night
>she's visibly worried
>she turns back quickly
>sees that I'm white, respectable-looking, with a strong yet reassuring face
>she stops worrying

>Going for /nightwalk/
>See a woman about 40 meters walking in front me me
>She looks nervous
>Mumble to myself that I'm not going to rape her why's she freaking out?
>She starts screaming
>Get scared and run off in the other direction

This is why you don't let women out of the house alone without a male guardian.

*gun
Fix'd

Imagine the smell

top kek

>6'3, broad shoulders and 240lbs
>Routinely get told I'm scary and intimidating though my friends call me BFG
>Started walking home rather than paying for a taxi after nights out
>Always get headphones on, sing to shitty indie songs if no one is around
>3am last Friday, walking home after getting the tube before noticing a girl is walking ahead of me
>Literal tape alley, dark country lane with no lights
>See her turn her head a few times, always guaging the distance between us
>Decide to fuck with her, soon as she turns her head away I jog forward
>Go back to singing and walking slowly when she looks back
>She notices I'm catching up, starts to quicken her pace
>Fuck it, start running after her
>She tries to pick up the pace and starts screaming for help
>Disconnect my headphones as I get near her
>Immmmm a rocketmaaaaaaaan
>She's full on screaming now, jog past her and get to my house

Need to find better ways to fuck with women like this. Take a cab next time if you think every guy is a rapist

There is no such thing as a female cop who doen't have a male partner.
Also, female cops are more likely to shoot a suspect then a male cop.

>have 4am cardio
>see lone woman on street
>slow down so i can give her space
>she looks back at me and starts to run
>WTF BITCH
>Start to sprint toward her
>When i nearly catch her she just squat down and lie in fetal position
>Pass next to her and continue with my workout

I don't give a fuck. If I need some open equipment to do my routine, I use it. I don't care who is around. I don't care if they feel awkward. I was there first, they can leave if they want, I got shit I need to lift.

Everyone is too up their own asses. You look around the gym to see if something is open. Good forbid you make eye contact with anyone, they immediately think you want to fuck them. Male and female alike, a bunch of sorry narcissists.

Sometimes I worry that it seems like I'm following someone around but I'm not going to change what I'm doing because of it.

>When i nearly catch her she just squat down and lie in fetal position
She was preparing herself for you, user
You should have raped her as nature demands

My dog does this when I run at him

Which bring me to my next point, are women dogs?

no but ive raped women for touching my weights before

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I mean, if some girl is using a piece of equipment I want I don't hang around to call dibs. But I don't completely change my workout.

I actually do that sometimes because thots annoy me in the gym

The at-night-car thing makes sense, let’s admit that.
The gym shit is retarded tho

I pretty much do the same thing as these cucks. Not out of respect for women, but out of fear of absolute humiliation. In this day and age a woman can demonize you, and everyone will take her side immediately. Even though you have feelings too, and you could very well be the victim of her abuse, but you'll still be ostracized without question as there is not an ounce of empathy for men these days.

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I give everyone space when I walk at night and I don't make up stories on the internet about scaring women to impress strangers on the internet because I'm not an autist. The gym one is dumb though

>Not having a tinder full of dudes that you can pull open at a moment's notice (no homo of course)
Never gonna make it

Isn't it a tad ironic? Women are supposed to be more in tune with empathy and emotion, and yet when it comes to men they have none. They take you for granted and expect you to sacrifice. As a man you are replaceable.

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>when you see a 5’2 female cop paired with a 6’4 built male cop
the worst part is knowing that they are paid the same

Why wouldn’t they

Dogs are loyal

Are you asking if women are bitches?

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because female cops can’t do the basics of their job

news.sky.com/story/female-police-officer-thrown-from-car-by-armed-robber-11540561

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>have a glass of milk and go to bed

top kek

I got rejected by a Starbucks barista I thought liked me and I stopped going back for this reason.

this is different lmao

Nobody likes you, stop going anywhere

Can you prove that statistically? Surely you won’t make such decisions based of individual cases. Surely you are aware that there are a million cases of completely retarded male cop fuckups as well?
Then, if you could prove that statistically (you can’t) - do you think it would be fair and logical to punish individuals for the average performance of others?

Don't give gym whores any attention. They dress up like sluts and then pretend like they don't want people looking at them. The rare few that don't have their camel toe and ass crack in pain sight seem like normal women.

>just when you were thinking about asking this cashier out for coffee and you read this post

sure, it’s possible that you could have a 5’10 woman with strength comparable to a man. But I’m not talking about the handful of genetic abnormalities that may occur in a population of multiple million people. Im talking about the kind of women that get into the police because they lower the standards and a easily plucked from their car seat as if they were a child

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>>Immmmm a rocketmaaaaaaaan

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satanic

How is any of this related to police performance? Hand to hand combat is like 1% of an average cop’s job.

because the second the police are unable to provide threat of force against criminals is the second they become worthless

combat is only 1% of a soldiers job, do you recommend that they give up physical and rifle training?

based

This is America, we have guns to establish threat of force

Obviously if you take this route then you have to also prove that a police persons efficiency in the job is directly proportional to their physical strength. I thought it was obvious that this is the case.

There was a pretty based thread earlier about an ancient Roman style gym for men only

police wilingness to take lives has always been a people pleaser I’m sure. But you’re right, and that’s why female cops are more likely to fire.

>female cops are more likely to shoot a suspect then a male cop
Top 10 funnies examples of the difference between 'than' and 'then'

I'll do that once niggers do the same for whites

> not speeding up your pace
> not scraping your feet on the ground so she knows you’re getting closer
> not breathing slightly louder and mumbling under your breath
> not fiddling with your belt buckle in a loud manner
> not turning into an olympic speed walker to catch her
> not giggling while you get within arms reach
> not tapping her on the shoulder violently on one side, while being on the other side so she jumps and looks the wrong way
> not having this face when she screams “what do you want from me”
> not just asking for directions
Its like you feminists dont know how to have fun

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Weak should fear the strong. Stay in the kitchen if you fear being outside.

>women acting like bitches
>Let me inject some of my nigger fetish into this conversation
OBSESSED

That would be totally weird hahaha

Nice pussy you go on that pic

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>being this much of an anxious cuck

>wooomans are speccciiaaallll

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Not your job to protect them at night

BURNING OUT HIS FUSE UP HERE ALONE

>not sprinting up next to her to ask her to sign some petition

Actually I do the opposite of this. I stand close to girls and walk right behind them. I am sure they are scared but excited. Plus if I want to get the pussy they are afraid to say no, so it works to my advantage. If you get out of the way, you'll just be forgotten and she'll go with the first dude who bullies her into submission. Bitches love that shit bruh

All the time.

It's called respect niggers. Not every woman wants to be hounded by you manlets.

Or say to a female, "hey! im gonna walk you to your car tonight cause its dark", be a chad! Icebreaker baby

>guy says he's a feminist
>want to give women special care

LMAO. As a true male feminist, I burp as fart in front of women.

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based, doing the singing at night shit as well
it's damn comfy
lol@thots thinking they are worthy of my pursuit

I just give a shout

"Oy I not gonna rape ya, love!"

based, as a true feminist I beat up women if they talk shit

brap street boys

women want to do whatever they want without consequences, news at 11

No, why would I? And why should I care if they chose to think that?