See gymcrush at the gym

>see gymcrush at the gym
How should I approach her brehs?

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I want to bury my face between those cheeks and just stay there forever.

she looks like she wipes back to front and doesn't leave a clean tp when she's done

"Hey girl, if you want to grab something hard and heavy i can help you out, im user".

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She's my waifu and I wanna make the fuck to her huge ass my father raped me. Just look at her, she's pure sex. Yes.

>Going to a gym with women in it
>Never gonna make it

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You dont.

>have gymcrush
>try to ignore her as much as I can since I am terrified from the Jow Forums stories
>also, I love my gym
>don't want to go to another place if I accidentally spill my spaghetti
>stick to my rutine
>she keeps aproaching me, asking for tips or just to say silly things
>becoming harder to disregard her
>gymbros start mocking my attitude
>they encourage me to ask her out
>play it cool, stick to my barbells and dumbells
>this keeps going for almost a month
>after the last approach by her I have enough
>ask her out
>she says yes
>feelsgoodman
>next day I ask her number since I wanted to be sure I didn't take her by surprise
>she gaves it
>oh boy, this gonna be good
>set up for saturday
>three hours before date she cancels
>she will be working until late
>I saw her at a local bar
>evade confrontation and leave the place
>don't even tell her I was there
>next monday she tells how sorry she is she couldn't make it
>she wants to set up another day

what do bros? I just don't want to be rejected

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Lift for you and you’ll find the right one.

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That bitch will break your heart user. Get over her an stick some other bitch. She isn't worth it.

You should be honest and say you saw her at the bar when she cancelled on you so you're no longer interested. Fuck that bitch my man.

>hey, you working out?

this. be a man OP, she seems like a cunt

I had an ex who did this and I could not convince her why it was nasty. She was crazy in many other ways too.

Is wiping back to front as a guy bad? I wipe until I get a clean tp though.

>Don't say yes so quickly
Or
>Be the one that got away.

You won't ever know if she had a social obligation to attend.

bro dont freak out, she could have been hanging with friends and it was something she couldng avoid or didnt feel comfortable inviting you, wtf? just set up another date and see what happens

>buttmad virgins that dont go on dates

this. shes clearly doesnt feel the same way about you as you do about her or shes just a selfish cunt so forget her

so lie about it? what the fuck? what's fucking wrong with you?

tryhard

i go on lots of dates. ive had a girl do the same thing to me before. we made plans to hang out and she kept bailing on me and then rescheduling. to this day i have no idea what her problem was but she was always the one who initiated everything and then would cancel. i got tired of getting fucked around so i just ghosted her

>this
Here's how the convo will go down:
>her: can we set up another day?
Sure, how's Friday night?
>Sure, I'll let you know
[never lets you know]

>so lie about it?
exactly. its funny how women always say that "girls mature faster than guys" but they have no respect for other people. they always lie instead of facing their responsibilities and dont respect peoples time. how is that mature?

Perfect. Hold value to your own time and hold woman accountable for that. You are better then some gym thot.

ahh... quite pungent my dear

>How to approach her in the gym.

Yell loudly behind her when she's lifting, causing her to injure herself. Thats when you get in there with your tipsfedora and white knight the fuck outta that brapper.
Yeah, you can thank me later

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Thank you guys, I didn't expect so much feedback when I posted. I am going back to focus on my routine and only paying her attention if she stops by my side. Yesterday she seemed genuinely sorry (she even reracked my dumbells when I was talking with so bro, lol)

this might be the most socially acceptable answers since we are a close community and I don't make a big drama, even though this is what my guts ask me to do

This two are sadly true

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>what do bros?
She has zero respect for you. May I suggest bringing her a cup of coffee with a dash of "secret ingredient" added to it? ;)

I can see this happening. She told me she will say the day as the week rolls. Looks like bullshit to me

Honestly man. I say no go.

Before I started dating my last ex, I caught her in a number of small lies. We met at work (huge mistake I know) and she wanted to hang out but said we should keep it quiet because she didn't want to get in trouble. She was a supervisor in a different department, but there was no policy on fraternization. I knew it and I knew that she did too. But I let it slide.

There were several small instances like that. And ones like yours, she'd say she couldn't make it for family stuff but ended up going to dinner with friends and I found out later.

Fast forward and I find out she's cheated on me with a different dude from work.

Moral is that if they'll like to you about the little things then they'll like to you about the big things.

Just forget her and move on

Lie, not like.

9 times out of 9 the chicks never let you know. For all you anons who ever get told "I'll let you know" by a chick, just say "Ok cool" and MAKE OTHER PLANS.
You'll thank me later.

You don’t, fraternize on your free-time, if you’re focusing on a gymthot you’re not getting the gains you could be getting

The gym is a sacred place made for selfimprovement. For both sexes, don’t defile it with your pathetic cravings of the flesh like some degenerate lesser life-form

this. ive dated and fooled around with quite a few girls and after a while you see patterns. ive been on the emotionally invested side and ive been on the side of not giving a shit and its always better to be on the non invested side, but its not always in your control. at the beginning of relationships theres all kinds of red flags that pop up and just give you gut rot. i used to ignore them but now that im older and more experience i have a lot less tolerance for bullshit and i often ghost girls that put off too many red flags. lying about shit is a huge redflag. it means the girl is afraid of confrontation, shes lazy doesnt want to deal with the situation, shes selfish and immature. idk about you but i fucking hate people like that. sometimes its enough to just make my dick go soft

there is a big braphog at my gym, no one approach her, she's really small like 5'4 with big breast and ass, today she mired me doing 3pl8 squat and 4 pl8 DL. Should I approach her bros ?

I think that you should do it, but only so I can live vicariously through you, but only if you're successful

I am thinking about having a drink with a cutie that looks into me and have already asked me for a date, but I think she has a bf and I don't want to cuck him. I have to ask one of her best friends

Thank you, bro. This looks pretty reasonable

Every time. You will never get a no from a woman. Just constant deferral or vague answers.

Set another day but keep your guard up. She may have been at the bar for work. Do you know what she does? Was she with a bf type? Why blow what could be a good opportunity based on speculation?

this one. id say try again, people can be crummy especially to someone they don't know yet, doesn't mean its a lost cause yet.

why are you guys making excuses for this bitch? she clearly ditched him to go to the bar and try her luck there. she only offered another date because girls suck at rejecting people. they are afraid that you'll blow up in their face so they drag you through the dirt until you get the hint

I almost did it but it felt good being the better person and just stick to my work out and my gymbros, even though they don't know anything and still think there is something going on between us. I think it is just time to wait and see what happens

If she couldn't make it she should have said it. Anyone has another compromises to atend, but nobody likes to feel lied. Also she doesn't work at a bar

don't you pathetic incel

haha look at that little guy he can't lift that cute cat

a tip for the longer term of your life:
don't get so fucking involved with a single goddamn hoe. Are you friends with her? You do not actually know her. You just talk some shallow phrases to each other at the gym, and when she was supposed to go out with you she didn't, either because she just doesn't want to or because of a real reason.
So what? It's not like a good friend or a family member betrayed you, it's just some random girl from a gym. Stop giving random people so much affection just because of their female genitals and her giving you 5 seconds of attention and a stupid phone number.

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GOD FUCKING ASS YES

Sit on me, smother me, I DIE HAPPY

*SNIFFS SCREEN AS HARD AS I CAN*

FUCK

*ZOOMS IMAGE RIGHT ON CRACK*

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

ITS HAPPENING

DAY 1 OF NOFAP FUCKING CANCELED

LOOKS LIKE BRAPS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD FUCKING ASS YES


Sit on me, smother me, I DIE HAPPY


*SNIFS SCREEN AS HARD AS I CAN*


FUCK


*ZOOMS IMAGE RIGHT ON CRACK*


YES YES YES YES YES YES YES


ITS HAPPENING


DAY 1 OF NOFAP FUCKING CANCELED


LOOKS LIKE BRAPS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

try one more time and if she flakes out on you again then you know she's not into you. either way, i wouldn't recommend being a dick to her at the gym. just don't go out of your way to talk to her there.

>how should I approach her?
From behind

Nevermind that literally all the women worth dating end up settling for someone else so you end up in your 40s alone because there is and always will be someone better than you to choose from.

There is no 'someone right for you' for everyone

>Wiping and not washing

Degenerate

This is how I'd handle it OP

i talked to 2 girls in the last 2 days. we're all gonna make it frens

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This. If I don't take a quick shower afterwards I always use wet wipes, with extra water.

I don't understand ppl who dry wipe. There's still shit on their asshole.

>tfw my gym doesn't have a gym cat you can pet after heavy lifts

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harsh but also true

>5 seconds of attention
They say Thots crave attention. But it is us who truly do.

I-I lack the capacity to process this revelation.

H-hold me ;_;

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okay roast/advise/whatever but it's greentext time

>the other day
>doing deadlifts fuckyea
>girl goes to the squat rack in front of the dl platform
>see through periphery her looking at me, think nothing of it
>continue session, she looks at me again
>sweatingman.ini
>she goes to the leg press behind me
>catch her looking again
>eye contact has now been made several times throughout
>bc of autism do nothing
Now I know what y'all are gonna say: blah blah she just happened to look at you/looking out of curiosity w/e. It wasn't like that; it was purposeful and repeated. Plus the fact that I deadlift 3x what normalfags do maybe impressed her? idk what to do lads.

Nothing ventured nothing gained.

I'm in the periodic eye contact phase of things as well. Except she turns her head towards me. So I got that going for me which is nice.

Sadly my autism compels me to ignore the thot

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This except with my dick buried in between.

Be over 6’

Imagine the smell

good job smearing shit on your balls, but as long as its clean youre good

Only right answer

they do in the earlier years
pfffffffffffffttttttt

u wont even accept the vicarious failure
bro u need to get out there and rack up some failures till you realise it isnt a big deal

or she just had plans with friends/got anxious about the date and lying is the easiest way to defer
she went out of her way to reschedule boi

Bros listen to me. This goes for everyone in this thread. If a bitch flakes on you wait a week or two to even ask her back out. don't be a sorry simp, don't let her walk over you. As far as she knows, you're busy. You're not her fucking friend so unless she's texting and initiating contact don't text her unless it's to go on a date.

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100% this buddy . It will be weird but say something like "Listen, I was at [bar's name] Saturday... I don't think it'll work" something like that. Remember, she'll look the fool here, not you, so you can stay in your iron temple.

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I'll go a step further and use a flushable wipe. Hate having lint left over from some tp.

Well, if you got the confidence, go for it, I dunno.

I know I don't. I just think I'm the creep when I catch them looking or when they start working out next to me and I notice they are there.

UnIronically this is why bitches loved him

you should've approached her in a flirty/cocky mode and teased her hard about how she blew you off for being at the bar. Could've turned it into a date right there bruh. It's alright though, there's always another day for a new opportunity

From behind, like this.

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Raywilliamjohnson made it

t. never got laid

I'm not saying keep the chick around because obviously she doesn't give a fuck but you can still spin it around and fuck her. Don't be so fucking butthurt, I've also flaked on chicks for a number of stupid reasons and it's whatever. The point is that you gotta be more casual about it and let her know what's up with a much more cocky attitude. Make her feel bad about flaking on you and also make her feel bad about her realizing you saw her out at the bar, but play it cool like you don't really give a fuck. Then tease the shit out of her about the whole incident and stop setting up a stupid fucking date for christ's sake, you're not in high school anymore. Tell her you're taking her out for drinks since she seems to love going out to bars so much but that she's gonna pay the first round to make it up for you. It's pretty much just smooth sailing from there on, just don't ever EVER let her know you actually care to start dating her, or else the entire plan goes to shit. Godspeed user and don't listen to all these fucking virgins

was gonna close thread because cucks then this saved it.

imagine having this little self respect

Imagine being such a fucking virgin incel Jow Forums LARPer that you believe there is something morally or ethically wrong with fucking a girl you're attracted to

oof this projection. Did I strike a nerve sweetie?

This chick has porn somewhere

>person fucked me over
>here's how you can spin it around in your favor
>durr hurr le self respect meme, I won't give a thot the pleasure of sucking me off and making her my sex toy
This is how pathetic you sound right now, complete with the whole "lemme pretend to talk like a tumblrina cause I have no other argument other than something like reee degenerates"

Is love only sex to you people?

You're a slave to your impulses

love and sex are diff but intangable /brotard

love my family, wouldn't fuck them even to continue royal bloodline.

>have gas pump station crush
I'm planning on going in there and asking for her number. Any good ideas on what not do and how to phrase it? (do I ask for her number or give mine, do I preface this with anything)
pretty autist but i'm so lonely and she did like 1/4th of a smile when I went there yesterday

ask her if she wants to get pumped lol gotem

That's exactly what I did, except I didn't bring up the I saw at the bar part. Anyway, as say, I am not making any other move in a couple of weeks, maybe more

>tfw when skeleton mode but women love me for my confidence and natural charisma
do I even need to work out?

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If it's a cold approach as in you never did much talking with her prior, then whatever. It's a chance that you won't know unless you try. Though it'll help your chances if you're either good looking, or if you have already established a sort of acquaintanceship.

If you have been doing small talk with her previously, then just ask if she has any free time to chat. Then collect the digits/social media info.

Only if you want to improve your overall general health and physical capability. You don't need to be huge, but if you're that much hot stuff already, then having a bit of a physique will just amplify it.

If she wants to do it again, just tell her to set it up because she flaked on you last time. Fuck it. Tell her to pick you up, too. If she's not on time, then leave and go do something else. Stop being such a fucking pandering pussy just because she has tits.

Run

I haven't seen my gym crush in over two weeks, she's a total wheyfu and lifts more than almost everyone at the gym. She even helped me on form and how to use some equipment when I was a newbie. I'm a total dyel btw, been lifting for two months now. Pic related is what she looks like (sadly got no pics from her)

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