So I have to

>learn geometry

lol fagget

>>make a 360 to my entire personality

imagine being this dumb

Attached: 5bf.jpg (480x318, 16K)

>so I have to become a normal functioning human being?
Yes.

>waah not being a basement dwelling autistic creep is hard
Stop bitching, bitch boy.

LOL you're such a bitch that you can't even handle the most basic criticism? why the fuck did you even make this thread?

Have you ever tried nutting the fuck up and doing something difficult in your life? Or do you just think it will be handed to you? That you deserve the same respect as people who put in the hard work every day? And have been doing so for years?

Wake up. Your attitude is garbage and you will remain a weak person, physically and mentally, until you decide to change. It's your job, not anyone elses.

Jesus fucking christ I forget people like this actually exist.

Imagine posting on Jow Forums fit about being an unmotivated fat NEET and getting butthurt when people say mean things to you.

Attached: 1546686802312s.jpg (226x250, 8K)

>stop being ugly
not much u can do about this, except haircut + fashion gains. which can actually make big difference if they are trash from beginning
>stop being obese
simple. just eat less. not easy tho ofc, but incredibly simple.
>somehow make friends even though I’ve never had friends my whole life
never? not even e-friends? this is a big hurdle
>go back to school
u dont HAVE to but it would prob be good
>get a job even though i’ve never had a job
just apply for some shit job like mcdonalds or walmart
>stop being mentally ill
very difficult, but start with getting therapy imo
>fix my hygiene
ezpz
>put on muscle
also ez

you can easily change like ur life drastically by just fixing hygiene, lifting + eating well, buying some nice clothes, and getting like a shit part time job. it honestly does not take much to do this, even if it might seem like big hurdle to u right now

You sweet, sweet summer child. It's actually kind of nice to see someone take the time to try and reach this kid.

But let's be real, 99% of the people who post threads like this completely lack the motivation to ever make these changes. Even though some of them (like hitting the gym and losing weight) are simple and straightforward.

Attached: 1547634527584s.jpg (250x154, 5K)

How the fuck do you change your personality
I can analyze everything pretty good of what is happening and what I should do with a detached point of view but once I'm in the gist of it I'm the same fucking retard and only see my attitude waay afterward

diet & exercise => better health and healthier habits => better looks => money => maximizing looks & skills => true friends (because friends are cocksuckers)
think of life as a video game with algorithms based on stats instead of thinking with your boner

Attached: AsmugbusinessmanShutterstock800x430.jpg (800x430, 55K)

that means you need to see yourself as a responsible individual again, you need to fix your slave mindset

Try being more deliberate with your speech and actions, and reactions to things. That helped me a lot. I often functioned on autopilot socially. Once I slowed down and became more deliberate it was easy to mold my personality.

Attached: 1546941629436s.jpg (250x200, 5K)

Do you have any tips toward it? Sometime I feel like trying to have lucid dreams, you keep trying to tell yourself to stay lucid while falling asleep but then falling asleep nonetheless
I often surprise myself at my reactions and what I say but try to go with the flow or something

Do you practice meditation, or yoga? I recommend meditation more. Try it for a few weeks. 30 minutes a day broken up into 6 5 minute meditations to start with.

I thought it was a meme but I'm going to look into it, thanks

you can do it one by one, pick the easiest and start
i suggest hygiene

Attached: 1552384509916.jpg (523x586, 109K)

Y'know, I look back on the loser I was 6 years ago, and I'm kinda glad I started making changes. Sure, I'm still a dork, but I'm so much more healthy and happy now.

See yourself as a free individual, as a conqueror of pussies, piercing through people's buttocks with your 33cm of pure willpower

Attached: clint_eastwood_by_rick_kills_pencilsd2q6gvd.jpg (600x608, 94K)

if you want some primary stats to start with, here you go. pretty much everything else you do will be boosted somewhat by gains made here.

Attached: 10domains.png (582x710, 83K)

No problem bro. Good luck. Keep at it, the first few sessions might be tough but keep at it.

You never lived my life. You're so privileged and sheltered that you couldn't even survive one day of my life faggot.

Oh but we do know you. You fucking retard. Some of us even WERE you once. That's why I can call you a fucking retard. Because you are.

You sit at home, doing nothing, daydreaming about being fit, being nimble, being strong. You daydream so long and so vividly that you no longer feel the need to get up and do the thing, you've thought your way full circle. You'll think your way to the final step and then eat that whole thing of Oreo's because you'll"get there someday"

I used to do stupid shit like that. I was a retard. Discard your ego, because you have nothing to be egotistical about. Discard your vanity and your expectations. Go out today and get a gym membership. Start immediately. Go.

Fuck around in the gym you little retard. Do something. Do anything. Ask someone for help. Ask someone if you're doing it wrong. If you're like I was(which you are, you retard) that 65 year old strong as fuck dude is about to become your best friend/gym bro/mentor. And you're gonna be really sad when he dies

Keep going to the gym retard. Keep fumbling around until you get it. Then keep getting it.

Start immediately or give up, you fucking retard.

Just be tall.

what are the best dump stats for min-maxing

Couldent survive one day being a whiny self sabotaging bitch? You're right I'd kill myself

I'm the same guy telling you to meditate, fool. Get your shit together.

Trust me, I'm sure I could easily deal with being an unmotivated guy who posts on Jow Forums for advice. Because I used to be like you. Then I got sick of being a loser and got my shit together.

We're trying to help you. By forcing you to see the harsh light of truth.

Attached: 1546833406077.jpg (480x480, 12K)

If your life was that hard then you wouldn't be able to be such a failure if every single aspect of your own life too.

Crying about how hard it is to be a failure lol n1 m8.

Maybe you guys never realised just how hard it was to fail. If anything it's actually waaaaaay harder to not be successful.

Pure poetry. Love it. I like you user.

Attached: 1552357847525.jpg (1000x1333, 283K)

yeah you're right. no one has EVER lived a life as hard and tedious as yours. everyone goes through shit. some more than others. SITFU like everyone else

probably anything not on this list while you're getting your shit together. keeping a tidy and organized environment might be a good dump stat if you don't have ADHD (but maybe you should clean your room kek). finances might be a good dump stat if you have enough to sustain your life and have a little bit of savings while you focus in other things. anything beyond basic hygiene, like brushing your teeth, showering, and maybe wearing deodorant, can be dumped as well. it depends on your priorities. but all of these things are pillars to well-being that, if neglected, will come to bite you in the ass eventually.

social skills aren't listed as a primary domain because they can be dumped too, at least in the beginning of your journey. they are very important for life achievement, and should probably be the next thing you work on after getting yourself established in these 10 categories. but social skills are overrated for well-being, especially if you're starting self-improvement from rock bottom. learn to smile, look at people in the eye (but not too much), ask about their day, and that'll be fine for the time being. if you're making gains in these 10 domains anyway, i.e., feeling good, looking good, being mentally sharp, smelling decent, etc., you'll have something interesting to talk about and be pleasant to be around thanks to trickledown social gains.

your most important stats are executive functioning and metacognition. having discipline and the ability to get things done while having the self-awareness to know what needs to change and what your greatest weaknesses are will pay dividends everywhere else. can't make gains without being able to get things done. can't make gains without knowing where you need to make gains. theoretically you could wing it by sheer willpower by neglecting the other categories, though I wouldn't recommend it. they're all important. that's why they were chosen.

I did most of these things in a span of three years.
Absolutely possible if you're not a fucking pussy who cares about comfort and "chilling" more than being a decent human being.
It's worth the struggle user.

Attached: 03830newhigh.jpg (7114x3684, 3.59M)

5'10 DYEL with good face. constantly get asked out. have a gf. always turning down thots.

Attached: uc7fsb3tl4iz.jpg (2048x1536, 294K)

i know and i agree. but it takes me like 5 minutes to write a post like that maximum and if he by any chance takes that to heart and improves his life then that is definitely worth it.

How the actual fuck do you change your personality?
I can definitely fake trying to change my personality but I still default to a faggot at the end of the day.

So you're a filthy, obese, shut-in NEET? No wonder you're alone, I'm repulsed just by reading this one post. Don't you feel sorry for whichever tortured soul is supporting you?

We know everything we need to know from your initial post. You are weak and make excuses. You don’t want to take accountability in yourself cause you know it’s hard and you will fail along the way and be too weak to continue on. You’re rationalization with yourself to never try cause you might fail. Failure leads to success and you are afraid to fail. We don’t need to know you to know you are weak and more importantly weak mentally.

I hope he really reads your words and he passes over his ego to understand what you are telling him because you are 100% right.

I hope he kills himself