Redpill me on rye bread

Redpill me on rye bread

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Its best and mämmi

It tastes good

Rye bread has cured my homosexuality.

Dark, bitter, hard. Like medieval times. Germans think they're teutonic and hardcore for pretending to like it. That and their shitty beer

proper rye bread is finnish

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Tämä

rye bread is good
t. swede

Functions like normal bread but actually fills you and doesn't fuck up your bloods sugars. I also prefer the taste of freshly baked rye bread instead of the processed white shit.

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bumping

good for lighting a fire

Finland mention'd yet? :DD

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Joo

TORILLA TAVAATAN SOUMI MAINITTU

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nothing is conscriptsafe btw

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kyl

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Mämmi : -DDDD
Sauna :DD

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benin, ebin:DDDD kaksoipiste dee dee dee dee dee

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bumping again i need the truth i need an answer

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(((rye)))

This, I eat it daily and love it.
t. Finn

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tell me about finland

my man artisan rye sourdough is the shit.

tastes like poison in a good way. also used for the best sandwich of all time: the reuben

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what a pleb!

Fuckin' love a good reuben.

The distant land of snow elves. Their eternal thirst for memes has consumed most of their population, but the remnants roam the internet searching for the perfect Spurdo. According to the folklore, this would remove all Finn bans on Jow Forums and thus cause a massive shitposting armageddon ending the world.

It's shit. Don't eat grains, period.

All bread (gluten) is horrible for you and causes inflammation

It's really shit. Everything is grey and low quality trash.

This is just what you say to the shitskins to keep them out.

No, it's true. It's awful. Plus, there are lots of niggers and shitskins anyway.

Oh I understand user, sounds awful

*subtly winks*

Why are you being like this?

rye should i

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Rye is quite low in gluten. You could eat it regularly

>the food staple that kept humanity alive for several millenia
>bad for you
You literally owe your existence to wheat and microbes have some fuckin' respect

Rye bread is shit as bread but is absolutely GOAT toasted, either soft and steaming or hard as a board.

confirmed for never having eaten rye bread. kys homosexualist

Seeing the thumbnail on the catalog I thought it was a family photo of a couple of bread holding its baby bread and their other bread kids

Based

Real sourdough Rye bread is amazing.

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That's not a proper rye bread though

You saying White bread isn't ryebread? Dayum, America isn't going to like that.

Probably a jewish trick on german people. Their modern culture includes and celebrates a lot of jewish traps.

dansk?

Worthless if not fermented with sourdough.

Ruisleibä Brea:-DDD ebiin

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Ja

You may not like it, but this is what peak bread performance look like.

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>bread

>åland
it's called ahvenanmaa for gods sake, speak finnish we live in finland.

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Americans are awake, this quality thread is doomed.

/ck/ here. Historically rye was only grown where the soil availible was not rich enough to grow wheat. The nutritional profile of rye reflects this. Wholewheat is better in every way.

sums up finnish history, poor, can't grow anything, and thus starve.

This is an American imageboard sweaty.
Also:

Where the fuck do I get rye flour in California?

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suomi on paras ja maastaveto

t. voimahomo

ps. ruisleipä on paskaa. liikaa kuitua ja paskoo mahan. kulho puuroa aamulla on tarpeeksi kuidun puolesta
pss. se puuro syödään vikisemättä

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fresh rye bread is smooth AF and slightly chewy and moist in the middle with a nice, crispy crust, that has an almost sweetness to it.
I don't know what they sell in your shithole, but you should probably stick to wonderbread you loser lmao

My local grocery store stopped stocking the one decent bread they had.

Rye bread is just about the most Jewish thing on earth.

>memes
Enjoy article 13

Tastes like shit, at least in burgerland stores. Weird, unpleasant flavor. Pumpernickel however is delicious

It literally can only be digested by 3rd degree aryan.

Makes me shit good, rye bread got fiber

ei viddu :-DDD

spurdoleipä :-DDDDDDDD

in the US we flavor rye with caraway
not a fan personally

I get orlovsky rye bread to make grilled cheese and for tuna sometimes.

It tastes good

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JETZT HÖREN SIE AUF DEUTSCHLAND ZU BELEIDIGEN
ROGGENBROT IST DEUTSCHES VOLKSGUT

Fucking idiot. The flavor is patrician. Better than that useles white shit.