Hello user you look Jow Forums today, but how good are you in bed?

3 months into a pregnancy, and she'll look like a whale.

>You want me to?

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ok what's the backstory here?

>just pound till I cum
sounds boring desu

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i lose my erection whenever she's on top, happened multiple times. what do?

Some whore with a sex tape

NO YOU

What? Post link

Basically OP picture thot made a sextuple (she is a IG thot) where the guy she is fucking goes
>are you gonna cum soon princess?
and lols and memes started

>bitch brag about being good in bed but actually don't know what it mean to be good in bed

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Is it better to have an average gf over a hot one, so that because you're not as attracted to her you'll be able to last longer in bed?

This, when i fuck, my dick is hard as fuck, literally 10/10 erection, but when she rides its goes dead

The girl on top is goat.

All you have to do is relax and let the chick do all the work.

we need to go on her insta and start commenting "PRINCESS" over and over

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>doing nofap so i cant even look at the video for the memes

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Find it yourself, degen

Many girls are boring, the amount of girls that doesn't know how to kiss is insane, not even mentioning the bed act
Getting good sex is rare, sex is not just sex

QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN QUEEN

youtube.com/watch?v=sGTqmgFYYNI

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look in the other threads about her, where she is wearing red bottoms, its all over

He >pls respond'd that thot irl lmao

tell her to tilt her pelvis differently or try reverse. either that or porn destroyed your dick.

I haven’t fucked a ton of chicks but in my experience the sluttiest are the worst. They are used to just laying there and getting used like the whores they are.

Try her youtube channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mc8HrsTh2_4

gotta be subtle about it, though. Shit like "wow, this exercise makes you look like a real princess. Are you gonna come out with more soon? We want you to!"

I'm bad in bed and I've declined at least a dozen women in the last couple years because I'm ashamed of it

Explain to me what you mean by "bad in bed"?

the opposite of being good in bed

I’m sorry you have that problem

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Being good at sex is only important to people who only have sex to offer.

Sluts are more about being desired and having us so randy that we are going to pop in moments. Not being a good sexual experience.

BUT when we lay pipe so thoroughly that she's walking funny the next day, then she'll become a barnacle or make some creepy on sided love affair in their minds that we have to live up to or we're evil bastards forever/fuck ups or whatever.
Even worse if we've never said two words to them and all they've done is imagined convos with us and shlicked.

ITT my wife

She thinks shes more "experienced" than me because shes had more partners before we met (her=dozens, me = 2).

I had a stable long-term relationship with a live in gf for 5 years during college. We probably fucked 10x more than wife being single and having casual sex. We also had TONS of kinky sex including BDSM, public, etc.

Wife only knows how to lay there and hates being on top....then she has the gall to tell me that she finds sex unsatisfying.
Im man enough not to attack her weight as being a major factor (shes +200lbs now compared to ~120lbs when she was having casual sex before we met).

jesus. I'm sorry man

almost every single man is bad and selfish in bed. just start out with lots of fingering/pussy eating. touch her body and feel her up a lot during sex and rub her clit every now and again. It's really not that fucking hard.

>200lbs

............

Sex is hard. I have had real sexy with 5 woman and fucked 40-50 whores and still don't know how to find the hole. I cum in under 1 minute as well.

I can go for an hour till i cum, think my dick broke a bit when i fractured my lower back years ago

user are you getting fit to cheat on your wife

>I have had real sexy with 5 woman
You need to be over 18yo to post on this board

That doesnt really help when I'm cumming after a minute of hard pumping. I'm not selfish at all, but I've never been able to make a woman orgasm with my hands or mouth no matter what I try

I do some crazy licking and stimulating on girls in bed which makes the pussy perfectly wet, but i had experience and i tried different things on girls etc to get where i am, but if you a guy that have sex once a year you not gonna learn how to pleasure a girl

Its about practice

Bro is a bot, just ignore

Kek I didn’t watch it. Should I?

brb doing 700 pound deadlifts

Lol why would you think I'm a bot? I just typed sexy instead of sex. Fuck you guys are crazy.

Want to make girls orgasm? Watch that faggot manual something on pornhub, his name is manuel /manual f. something, you will be a god

inb4 porn isnt real life
you wanna be good at sex? porn can help you towards that

Bitch needs a fucking nosejob, lmao

I literally have ni idea

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I literally made it my fitness goal to be strong enough to be able to manhandle her in bed.
Its worked so far.
Also...I'll give it to my wife....she can take a good fucking.

The last couple of times Ive gone to strip clubs, I've had to get 2 girls at the same time. Just one "normal" girl feels like a toy and insubstantial (they are too light).
TFW training to handle my 200lb wife is like goku training with weights....if ever I get to fuck a normal girl (via a threesome?) I am honestly afraid of hurting the other girl by fucking her too roughly.

JUST

Even if I could make girls come with my magic hands, they still expect you to hammer them with your dick for hours

>for hours
like 8 minutes max in most cases is all they want

I've ruined myself with porn. When I was a teenager I could get hard just kissing, now I'm 22 and I need to supplement sex with replaying scenes of porn in my head to stay hard long enough to cum. My first couple years in college I had to rebuild my social life from nothing and reverted to being an introverted autist and just jerked off 3-5 times daily (sometimes more if I was just bored) until I choked my dick to death and desensitized myself by flipping through 25 tabs of porn at once every time I jerked off. I've been struggling to have sex lately. Does anyone else have experience doing no fap/no porn?

Just go for round 2 and 3? This is the rounds i usually do before being able to fuck a girl hard and pleasure her real, round 1 is basically for yourself and enjoying her pussy raw dog

Also making girls cum with you dick is more difficult i think, it need the right shape for it

Wouldnt know, never tried it so miss me with that gay shit

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women have no sense of time or distance. That's why most girls will be like "My boyfriend was 6'3 (he was 5'11) and he fucked me for hours (30 minutes)!"

I legit had deathgrip syndrome for a while and fucking for over an hour (unless you're high) is fucking miserable. You're covered in sweat, you smell funky and you're agitated that you can't nut.

Why did you marry her? Was she a sexlet cow from the beginning?

Absolutely not.
I love my wife and she turns me on in a way that no other girl can.
Besides...she lays therr because she wants to be submissive, but she hasnt fully submitted yet (because in the past I wasnt physically strong enough to be a proper dom). Its a work in progress.

If anything, her weight/handling characteristics make her feel more.....like an equal?...hard to describe
She plans on getting back in shape once she finishes her PhD. Once that time comes, Ill be in peak performance shape.

Also, she's already given me clearance to get a mistress/side-chick to take care of my needs. But....1) I feel its a shit test 2) I dont really want any other woman but her.

>tfw havent fapped since thurs night or fri night (i forget which)

I been feeling p good. I did a whole month of nofap a year and a half ago and i didnt feel anything different. i dont think its the fap part thats bad, masturbation is healthy, im thinkan its the porn. that being said i might fap in a little bit, but i might not too, my stomach's fucking killing me

She' smart, driven, has a heart of gold, and is just as awkward of a human being as I am.
I enjoy her company more than other people including my family.

She wasnt big when we first met (neither was I...I was actually like 8%bf with a six pack). Sex was "ok", but nothing to write home about.
Maybe I'm spoiled...my ex-gf was a petite 5'4", vagina was SUPER TIGHT, could cum from penetration (often multiple orgasms during sex), could orgasm through nipple play, was a screamer (had to gag her with her own panties or bury face in pillow to not wake roomies), and sometimes has orgasms so intense that her entire lower half would seize up and she couldnt walk for almost an hour (would sometimes passout during orgasm).

Boy I do miss the hyper passionate very loud "two people fucking eachother" sex though...we would have to change the sheets after some sex sessions because of how damp/sweaty they would get.

well I am actually pretty good, nice that you ask

Bruhhhhh

>mfw drunk I can go to pound town forever, can even nut and continue slapping cheeks within a minute. Have had multiple women commenting on how sore they are the next day

But when it comes to sober fucking I blow within a few strokes it's fucking embarrassing. I think it's because I work myself up so much by anticipating the act meanwhile when I'm drunk I'm half brain dead

[spoiler]Meanwhile I'm doing all this with a 5inch pecker, there's hope lads[/spoiler]

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I have from years of beating My meat everyday with a deathgrip, decentisiesed My Dick and it can take me hours to cum from sex if at all..
It feels like im fucking water..

How do i fix?

>pecker

tfw can't wait for game of thrones now

well not so much of a spoiler now

I know you miss the sex man, but that ain't all a relationship is about (though it is important). Maybe you both can spice up the bedroom somehow

no, are you?

This user gets it. I watch that nigga all the time and girls call me a god. One of my fwb had an ex with a “fucking huge cock” and my modest 6.5” put him to shame. It’s all mental/emotional. Pic related

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>had sex with one girls for 3 months, cummed in her more than 100 times, never had problem with erection, last few days could get my dick hard when i needed to fuck.

So embarrassing, literally scared about sex from now on.

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Does fapping after a workout impact gains?

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I get my girl off first and then I come. I usually can get her off in less than ten minutes just by fucking/playing with her clit. Once she orgasms, hen I bend her over and fuck her brains out until I blast.

I agree.

A relationship is much more than sex, thats why i married her.

She was honest with me about how she feels about sex (unsatisfying).

Regardless of her weight gain, if she isnt getting fucked right, thats MY problem as the man in the relationship.
I'll own up to it.

When i first got feedback, sure I was upset/butthurt, but I also acknowledged that I was out of shape and couldn't use elliptical for more than 5mins. Now im running on treadmill for an hour at a time with interval sprints of 12mph for 2-3mins thrown in.
My physical strength has grown 3x what it was.

I can handle her now and give her the kind of fucking she wants/needs.

I think alot of guys faced with similar criticism end up cheating or would redirect blame elsewhere.

The way I see it.... If she's going to be honest with me and trust me enough to handle the criticsm/tell me her truth, i'll respect her enough to do my part and not punish her for being honest.

Trust is the keystone of our relationship.
Thats also why shes cool with me going to strip clubs.

this may sound like a cliche answer, but you're too stuck in your head when you're sober. The beauty of alcohol is that it allows you to drop all of your mental baggage and preconceived notions so that you can be entirely in the moment. Honestly, I'm not really sure of a solution to this. Maybe Phenibut once or twice per week at

>24 yo prostatitis
>heat and painkillers don't work
help

Post the link to the tape niggers

Gave myself death grip from years of jacking off very hard, for hours at a time.
I can never cum during sex, only jerking myself after the girl cums. My exgf used to insist that she wanted to make me cum on her own, it took her a long time and I'm pretty sure she guessed I'm a porn addict.
I'm thinking of getting a fleshlight to get my dick used to a more normal feeling.
What does Jow Forums think?

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This dude was really giving her a pounding and she wasn't even close to cumming. Shit like that literally scares me. I'm used to my gf cumming within 2 minutes of being fucked and I cant bare the thought of fucking other women cuz I just fear I'll underperform.

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I feel sorry for you

r/marriedredpill unironically

Why?

how did you cure it user?

literally the reason alcohol has been immensely popular despite being a literal poison for thousands of years.

just precede sex with some wine every time. take your time, have a nice light dinner, get washed up, give her a nice massage. drink some wine during all this and the girl will cum multiple times, every time.

making a girl cum is way more about what you do preceding sex than how good you are or how big you are.

how's your career as an architect going?

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Im the same guy who posted about 200lb wife.

Thats how most women are actually.
Most women "cant" orgasm through penetration alone.

Sex typically has a break mid-way through so she can pull out vibrator (and hope I can regain/maintaim errection to finish by time she cums).

I have the same problem my dude, it sucks. Sex doesn't even feel good.

If you only knew...
Since I statrt using my wife as my personal cum dumpster and it make her "feel" more "womanly" and more "desired"...
>Don't know how to feel now m8, help me...

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Get a fleshlight...helped me a ton.
Im also doing no-porn. Im better able to judge when something will be stimulating enough to get me off which has made me more "selective" when I fap (naturally masturbate less often).

I can't believe people actually think this pig is hot.

i cant believe that you think people do