Why haven't you taken the MANBUN pill?

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No moral judgment here, but manbuns look silly as shit. Guys that want to tie up long hair should do it in a ponytail like manly men.

Used to do that but got kinda bored with it, plus it’s curly af

I bet dude

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>t. Got his manbun snipped off

My ex did that because she was balding lol

This has to be a hair system. His hairline all messed up in the before and flawless in the after

>she was balding lol
what the fuck is wrong with modern humanity

You have no honor!

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Because I have a full head of hair, and I don't want to look like a prancing homo AIDS cock gobbling fairy faggot.

>implying

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I took the shaved head pill

Is that lightbulb trying to say something?

holy mother of cope

Any true baldfag has obsessed over his own hairloss long enough that he can spot another soon-to-be baldfag, baldfag-in-denial, or coping baldfag from miles away.

You're not fooling anyone but the normies.

/longhairpill/ is the best

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Yeh, youre right

just wear a headband bro

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based

These two are like this because of how tight they make their buns, for what it's worth. They're literally pulling their own hair out.

This is brilliant. I would do this if my front hairline I wasn't so far receded.

That's just what balding at the top looks like when you have long hair.

Because it's COPE.

Because I'm not bald

Bump

the old italian barber I went to once said I'd have my hair for 100 years because of how thick and healthy it is.

Did you?

Not cope. It’s when life gives you lemons

Mine used to say that too

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>t.hairlette

You can literally tell when women are carrying the balding genes because their forehead is huge, its just that their hair never recedes as much as men's does.

Why lie on the internet user

Cause I'm not a gay balding jap woke zoomer.

Same, my hair is thin on top and at my cowlick on the back of my head. Said fuck it and start shaving it.
I actually feel better about myself now.

are you pissing that would be cool

Indeed I was sir, that pic was immediately post piss

For me, just the imagery was funny, even if it never happened in life. Relax friendo, let user make funny posts haha

thats a cope lmao

imagine coping this hard
also imagine getting to know a qt, bringing her home and eventually revealing the absolute state of cope

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creatine

not even once

this works a lot better for female pattern baldness than male pattern baldness.
Most balding guys will have either a 5head or very significant widow's peaks, and will look ridiculous with a manbun. Not to mention that they will look completely 100% ridiculous whenever their hair isn't styled right.
There's only one proper way to deal with losing your hair, and that is to shave it off. Be a man.

It's because of drugs. Almost all drug addicts, regardless of gender, have very significant balding, but even "normal" women who only do molly and shit at a party every now and then show clear signs of balding.
Vegans chicks, or chicks with eating disorders or just a crappy diets in general also have a tendency to start balding at very young ages.