your shit is telling you something. if you aren't making slender snakes, you're not gonna make it. watch what you eat
Your shit is telling you something. if you aren't making slender snakes, you're not gonna make it. watch what you eat
BEGONE YE SHITE DEVIL
Mirin length, any tips?
You ever wonder how big the folder is at those data centers with pictures of peoples shit
My shit is just a soft fluffy pile with no formed logs. Passes really easy and never clogs the toilet. Never greasy and very easy cleanup. Yay high carb low fat vegan.
I've got number 5. What's the diagnosis doc?
>girl drink shits
you eat a lot of sugar or go drinking the night before?
Every time my girlfriend goes out for drinks she always comes home and shits and forgets to flushes then passes out.
I usually walk in to a nice turd in the morning
>not thick but pliable fiber bombs with whole grains
ngmi
Is this a poop thread?
After I took pic related and flushed the poop got stuck and the toilet paper wrapped around it like a wet towel around a brown baby, had a good kek
kek
whats her situation on this
Normally 1, 4 and 5
I feel like 1 is most common because she is always shitting. She revealed to me that girls almost always shit whenever they go take a piss. Whether it’s a little pebble of shit or a fucking log, they usually shit. It’s because they’re already sitting and pushing pee out anyway, so they just shit along with it
That means you have an intestinal blockage. You probably have colon cancer
All i eat is chicken and rice and drink tea. Everything else gives me diarrhea. Guess I'm dying.
jesus fucking christ
I guess I should be glad I've got #4, but it's an infinite wipe
>tfw I've been shitmogged by my gf
This feminism thing has gone far enough
Take pics
Lmao all you guys are getting pooped mogged
It’s 2-3 times a day desu not once a week
is it a 6 or a 9? whatever could it mean?
I haven’t shit solid in 5 years
jelqing & positive thinking
How can I increase my intestinal pressure?
I want to rapid-fire shit out tiny doodoo balls for the lulz
jelly beans and diet coke
How are soft snakes the best? Always take a huge amount of wipes. I'll take dry, hard nuts any day.
If you angle correctly you can get some no wipers occasionally.
with a stool ?