Your shit is telling you something. if you aren't making slender snakes, you're not gonna make it. watch what you eat

your shit is telling you something. if you aren't making slender snakes, you're not gonna make it. watch what you eat

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BEGONE YE SHITE DEVIL

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Mirin length, any tips?

You ever wonder how big the folder is at those data centers with pictures of peoples shit

My shit is just a soft fluffy pile with no formed logs. Passes really easy and never clogs the toilet. Never greasy and very easy cleanup. Yay high carb low fat vegan.

I've got number 5. What's the diagnosis doc?

>girl drink shits
you eat a lot of sugar or go drinking the night before?

Every time my girlfriend goes out for drinks she always comes home and shits and forgets to flushes then passes out.

I usually walk in to a nice turd in the morning

>not thick but pliable fiber bombs with whole grains
ngmi

Is this a poop thread?
After I took pic related and flushed the poop got stuck and the toilet paper wrapped around it like a wet towel around a brown baby, had a good kek

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kek
whats her situation on this

Normally 1, 4 and 5

I feel like 1 is most common because she is always shitting. She revealed to me that girls almost always shit whenever they go take a piss. Whether it’s a little pebble of shit or a fucking log, they usually shit. It’s because they’re already sitting and pushing pee out anyway, so they just shit along with it

That means you have an intestinal blockage. You probably have colon cancer

All i eat is chicken and rice and drink tea. Everything else gives me diarrhea. Guess I'm dying.

jesus fucking christ

I guess I should be glad I've got #4, but it's an infinite wipe

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>tfw I've been shitmogged by my gf
This feminism thing has gone far enough

Take pics

Lmao all you guys are getting pooped mogged

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It’s 2-3 times a day desu not once a week

is it a 6 or a 9? whatever could it mean?

I haven’t shit solid in 5 years

jelqing & positive thinking

How can I increase my intestinal pressure?
I want to rapid-fire shit out tiny doodoo balls for the lulz

jelly beans and diet coke

How are soft snakes the best? Always take a huge amount of wipes. I'll take dry, hard nuts any day.

If you angle correctly you can get some no wipers occasionally.

with a stool ?