I'm a longtime lifter and look pretty good. I joined an ultraconservative Christian cult to get a White cutey wife (marriage is in 2020). I'm also pretending to believe for real in God.
Problem: This cult thinks that my focus on fitness and lifting is "modern and sinful." Women cook me mashed potatoes and fried things. Want to see "more fat on my bones."
Should I give up my 7/10 fiance and move back to the city? (I am living in the middle of nowhere). Will this marriage ruin my life? Right now I'm willing to be poor just for this girl, but is it a mistake?
I'M NOT JOKING GUYS I LOVE Jow Forums AND JUST WANT YOUR TAKE ON THIS.
When you started lifting, was it not the loneliness that drove you to better yourself? Follow your heart, but don't forget that the struggle makes the man
Adam Howard
>pretending to be religious >not actually devoting yourself to God I dont care lol. Let them canabalize you
Jack Thomas
Lmao imagine being so fucked in the head you join a cult to get pussy
Fuck them shaming you. Christians need to be ambassadors for our way of life and mogg the shit out of unbelievers.
Tyler Peterson
I was a lonely autist at 13 and just wanted to look good to a girl.
I'm trying to do the right thing OK?
Robert Garcia
Let's ignore most of what you said.
You joined a cult in the middle of nowhere for pussy. Has she let you hit it yet?
Dude, I'd split. It's a fucking cult.
Ethan Hughes
why not take her with you to the city? and introduce her to some black bulls in the process that way you can focus on working out while she's having fun with her new friends.
Jace Sanders
It's just a hardcore AF church in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. I knew it would have religious fanatic cuteys to marry.
Phase 2: become more important to her than them and convince her "we" need to relocate for whatever reason
Phase 3: join a normie church far away from the influence of her friends and family if she still insists on it
Isaiah White
I've thought about this but just with a normal church I'm not a virgin, I have a gal and the mother destroyed my life
Charles Rodriguez
HAHA so what do you type in haha :^) LOL
Thomas Young
but this cult is keeping her pure and submissive
Jace Thomas
have you tried to explain to them that lifting is something that require actual work and dedication and that it improves you as a man?, I don't know how any of that is modern and sinful, it's actually the contrary of the modern shitty life we live in
Robert Nelson
No bro. You're keeping her pure and submissive. Over time, position yourself to be her god.
Jayden Brooks
>the mother destroyed my life explain this?!
fk off Jow Forums bigot!
Jace Lopez
This is a good idea. Will try!
Levi Taylor
>lifting >modern and sinful explain
Lincoln Adams
t. feminist
Bentley Thomas
You're not lifting for gains and aesthetics. You're training to be a good soldier and servant for god. You're taking care of the temple of your body god has given you, so you can better serve him.
It's not hard to justify to them why to keep in shape.
Christian Collins
It's a sin.
Robert King
As someone who's been in ultraconservative christian circles, it ain't worth it. She'll be super prude about sex even once married. If by chance she wakes up and realizes she's been brainwashed her whole life she'll have a meltdown and divorce rape you while she makes up all her lost time with other dudes. Your best case is monthly passionless sex that's "glorifying to the lord" and having to masturbate to the thought of how lucky you are that you're the only guy to ever see her untrimmed bush.
Austin Reed
oh nooooo sex with a virgin Christian girl once a month
I'm gonna cry
Luis Young
It fosters homosexual desires.
Blake Jones
leave that cukooland
Jeremiah Wright
lol retarded situation but eh do what u gonna do youre considering giving up your wife for lifting/ dealing with a lil bullshit from a cult here hit them with some of these openbible.info/topics/physical_exercise
Jordan Wright
she just used me and my family to have a kid, kicked me in the ass after giving birth you don't get an idea of how well a woman can pretend, and hold the lie for how long
August 11, 2016 By Anders Orsander 7 Scriptures about health, exercise and sports Facebook111LinkedInPinterest1TwitterMore The Olympics in Rio de Janeiro has started. While following the events and competitions maybe you wonder what the Bible says about health, exercise and sports. Here are seven Bible verses.
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1 Corinthians 6:19 “Don’t you know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and who was given to you by God? You do not belong to yourselves but to God”
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3 John 1:2 “My dear friend, I pray that everything may go well with you and that you may be in good health—as I know you are well in spirit.”
1 Timothy 4:8 “Physical exercise has some value, but spiritual exercise is valuable in every way, because it promises life both for the present and for the future.”
1 Corinthians 9:24-27 “Surely you know that many runners take part in a race, but only one of them wins the prize. Run, then, in such a way as to win the prize. Every athlete in training submits to strict discipline, in order to be crowned with a wreath that will not last; but we do it for one that will last forever. That is why I run straight for the finish line; that is why I am like a boxer who does not waste his punches. I harden my body with blows and bring it under complete control, to keep myself from being disqualified after having called others to the contest.”
1 Timothy 4:8 For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.
>Weekly church and likely bible studies, plus daily prayer and reading random books and pretending to believe it all for decades to get 15 minutes of missionary sex a month You must really not have many options. Giga-manlet?
Juan Sanchez
Hard cringe
Asher Bennett
name of the cult, fag?
Liam Johnson
If it's not a Catholic Church then tell them that even THEY don't follow God's teaching so who are they to criticize your workouts. Then read Thessalonians and tell them that your body is the Armour of God.
And you must realize the truth: >Not only is it all real: God, spirit, Heaven, Hell, the Devil. It's all TERRIBLY REAL.
Jason Flores
sucks man, don't let women (woman) keep you down. hope it works out for you brother
Isaac Bell
You lift not for yourself, but because you are a man and being strong brings you closer to God. Jesus himself likely carried massive amounts of wood building his body as a strong temple. Don't be a faggot, a man should exercise, allowing himself to meet the demands of his family and community, and ultimate goals. Exercise benefits the body and mind, as God intended.
Jose Turner
Not posting it. It's too good. Literally virgin pussy paradise.
Why would you join a cult user, you need Jesus Christ the lord and savior of mankind. Anyways what they are saying is gluttony, the body is the temple of the holy spirit and should be taken good care of. Throughout the Bible the benefits of exercise are spoken of. Your intentions for pursuing religion were wrong too, God should be your number one priority in life. While they're in the wrong on health and fitness, you have the wrong intentions. Here is a good article on health and fitness, I suggest you go through their whole website and read the Bible. gotquestions.org/Christian-exercise.html
Cooper Watson
4/10 lul not even a real cult. just a city feller in his gucci loafers making a big deal out of some amish people.
No it's an actual church but everyone female wears dresses, it's 24/7 God obsession, it's hardcore.
I'm not imagining it. It was just so full of cute girls when I got there I knew it was for me.
Always wanted to live a simple country life.
Jaxon Howard
Not being married by 25 is considered OLD here. That's a cult thing, right?
Noah Phillips
Gays are not born, they are created. In gyms.
Caleb Hernandez
If its how you describe it that's good, you need Jesus user. Just remember that being healthy is what God wants, gluttony is a sin. If you are saved in Christ and accepted the Holy Spirit, the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit. Take good care of Gods temple.
Brayden Brown
Lifting is bullshit. Stop it, now!
Henry Barnes
because the cult is her provider as of now, once you are handed her in marriage you become her provider, she will morph into whatever you want her to be, besides modern roastie whores don't just get that way overnight, it takes a ton of social conditioning and brainwashing to get them the way they are and it takes a ton of social conditioning and brainwashing to change them back into respectable women, the idea that she's gonna move into a city and start going to raves and suck dick for prozac after years of sheltered conservative living is laughable.
Sebastian Gutierrez
>IT'S NORMAL TO JOIN CHURCH FOR PUISSY, IDIOT
Move somewhere that isn't full of fucking weirdos. Your town is making you retarded
not a cult just some hardcore baptist church its very uncommon but not rare esp in the south or midwest nope thats a common sense thing. women peak at 13 years old, wherever you are sounds pretty based
Logan Phillips
>she's gonna move into a city and start going to raves and suck dick for prozac after years of sheltered conservative living is laughable. she will
Christwhores are the horniest.
Brayden Reyes
>hardcore church >fitness is sinful
How many of your people are armed I need an address I can probably get a few guys with me and just end it all
She's 19 retard. Her parents are THANKFUL for me wanting to marry her. And she's sexy. That's not normal!!!
Nicholas Gonzalez
this, she sounds like the perfect girl on paper but one he moves in with her and gets down to everyday normal modern people stuff that he probably takes for granted, it's going to become instantly crystal clear how badly he fucked up.
Owen Lopez
>position yourself to be her god >666 >bigthink.png
Thomas Reyes
every single one carrys an ar-15 on thier back and concealed carry handguns. have fun kek
Our church has branches there, but no, wrong state.
Anthony White
if youre in it for the hymen oh boy i got news for you
>youll be in the cult circle forever
Logan Ross
No. But that keeps her a virgin.
Right now, I think it's worth it.
Cooper Lee
I would join a cult where you get multiple wives desu. Have you considered Islam?
Leo Diaz
I'm not even going to read this thread, all I want to say is fuck women. I'm tired of looking at those bitches and I'm tired of trying to get their attention. I just want to go back to the way it was before I hit puberty and I didn't care about trying to find love, damn it.
Easton Thompson
OP wants White pussy not brown sloppy beef.
>fuck women ok
Camden Bailey
You could just spin it as "I need muscles to better protect my wife and kids" and then start pinning after you have a kid or so. Bloatmaxxing up until the mid 200s while banging a teenager and getting strong as fuck sounds like a pretty good couple of years. What are some key words I should use in my google search I want to get in on this shit.
Camden Bell
I wonder. If I legit converted to Islam and went to mosque and grew a beard would I drown in pussy? As a six foot two green eyed white guy.
Christopher Reyes
Just look for small rural churches with girls in dresses. It's not hard.
