At the gym

>At the gym
>Just finished your preworkout and are warmed up
>Dude walks in wearing a hoodie and tac vest
>Pops the 6/10 "not cute but nice tits would smash" front desk girl
>Fires a few shots into the cardio area
What do you do, Jow Forums?

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scream help help I'm too young to die, start crying and writhing in fear, maybe shit myself while sobbing and wishing for my mommy.

Run on the treadmill and pretend I'm listening to music.

I really dont know, i always thought i would be the one shooting the place, as most people there do, so i would take a while to understand whats going on, prolly just wait since he has what 14 bullets? And we are like 50 people

Is he just wearing a hoodie and tac vest? No shoes? No pants?

hide and try to get behind him and tackle him to the ground so I can be the hero I always wanted to be

terrifying

>Hide until they left.
>Leave through the bathroom window
>throw a 5 lb plate at his head
The last options if I’m hiding behind or out of his sight

Use all my post-teenage angst, daddy issues, and Monster™ energy to hurl a 30-pound dumbbell at him so hard his head caves in

The answer is always ask if he'd like one blowjob or two. No amount of lifting will ever beat a gun at distance sorry fit bros. Maybe slip off to the shower/bathrooms since they're individual locking rooms at my gym.

>Fires a few shots into the cardio area
kek sucks to suck I'm in the weight room which is secluded far away from the cardio area.

use the 45s as a shield.
wield the long bar like a baton.

Run for the back exit, and try to get out to my vehicle to grab my gun. Consider going in, but desu probably chicken out. I'm not a superhero. Call the cops and shoot the dude if he comes outside towards me.

the right answer, use a bunch of 45's ziptied together as body armor

Reload and keep going

Pull my pants off and jack off to the dead receptionist to cuck him out of being the focus of the media. No matter what he does he won't be able be more infamous than me.

I would get the fuck out of there if i can. Probably use a chad as a shield/ Fuck being a hero at the gym. If Stacey is getting her face pushed in from a shot from 9mm we are all FUCKED.

The real question is why would someone be shooting in my basement ?

Turn off the TV and continue working out.

>Home gym, master race.

Weird flex but okay

1. just walk out the door. if he notices me say something like "do it faggot"

2. just walk up and say "me next" and then wait.

he took the initiative to do this, balls in his court.

lmao guntards are so delusional
Hope you can make it to your precious gun with a round in your back lol

Hold two 45s, one in front of my chest and the other in front of my head, and charge him hoping he doesn't shoot a major artery in my legs.

>be fit
>front lateral raise 45lb plate to protect face
>hold another to protect torso/groin
>sprint past him

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Nice reading comprehension, brainlet. Go back and find the operative word.
>it's try

Id put like 3 -4 plates to jam the weightroom door and continue my workout

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I'd teleport behind him and cleave him in twain with my monogrammed weighted katana I brought to the gym to work out, then I'd 360 tip my weighted fedora to the front desk and moonwalk out of there while everyone clapped.

Rally the brehs and fight to the death with barbells

>run out the emergency exit (right next to the dumbbell section I'm always by) if gf isn't in the gym
>secure gf by going around in the hallway outside the gym area, tell her to fuck off somewhere safe, and then book it afterwards

I'd love to defend myself but uni gym has rules against carrying weapons so I can't legally use anything unless I want to get expelled. Thanks cucks for voting blue.

unironically kys kill yourself you kikebook nigger jew faggot

Well I'm in the platforms next to the cardio area doing my snatch so I grab the barbell (no time to take the plates off) and throw it like a javelin and impale the attacker.

>be me
>squatting
>hear some scuffling and a scream
>*POP*
>qt receptionist brains on the wall with her crumpled on the floor
>gunman responsible
>gunman eyes the cardio bunnies trying to run away on the treadmills
>*POP*
>*POP*
>*POP*
>"hunting wabbits"
>I've already farted prior during my squats so thank god for the distraction
>some DYEL on a platform next to me struggling to deadlift bar+10lbs
>fag attempts to hurl barbell across the gym
>mutters something about "can't remove safety pins, not enough grip strength"
>barbell travels 2 feet up and comes crashing down on this faggot's neck
>already broke form during this fucking mess
>tfw paying $50 a month for Gold's

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>yell out WEIGHTED VESTS ARE A FUCKING MEME
>die

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