is Slaneesh the most Jow Forums approved chaos god?
Is Slaneesh the most Jow Forums approved chaos god?
Zachary Ramirez
Ayden Bell
Yeah, but only because the ambiguous sexuality.
Daniel Powell
Khorne has better functional strength
Hudson Powell
Why
Brody Reed
Slaanesh is also about excess & gluttony for the sake of hedonism and pleasure. Therefore Slaanesh is also the god of all the fatties you hate (til Nurgle’s dot gets ahold of them).
Be Jow Forums for the God-Emperor, for humanity!
Christian White
>implying orkz and nids don't better represent Jow Forums
One's a society that upholds the belief that da biggest and strongest is da best and the other focuses on constant improvement. All other factions are irrelevant to the Jow Forums life.
Samuel Peterson
>over 6ft non augmented
>ripped
>natty outside two fingers
>bangs QT governor’s daughters, tech priests, naval officers and even an Inquisitor
>thot patrolled a sorceress turned greater daemon of Slaanesh theee times
>mere existence and continued material being produced flies in the face of one of the most retarded 3edgy5me retcons
How can non commissars even compete?
Austin Parker
Follow Khorne you filthy degenerate
Ayden Gray
Fucking heretics, gonna purge your asses
Robert Robinson
KHORNE FOR FUCKS SAKE SLAANESH IS A WIMP.
Levi Fisher
Papa Nurgle is the god of powerbloatters, isn't he?
Colton Sanchez
Slaanesh for the body dysmorphic Jow Forumsizens.
Khorne for the roid rage power lifters.
But true warriors-philosophers idolize the God Emperor of Mankind and his Avenging Angels.
Nolan Collins
Slaanesh is for the aesthetics crew and twinks
Nurgle is for Bloatmaxxers
Khorne is for /fraud/
Tzeentch is for those that plan routines and diets, but never lifts
Hudson Perez
Khorne = roid rage and not giving a shit about form
Slaanesh = aesthetics over all
Nurgle = bloatmaxx
Tzeentch = retardedly overcomplicated routines and sabotaging everyone else with broscience.
Jackson King
Tzeentch is the guy that gives you terrible advice that get you injured so he now has full access to the equipment
>just as planned
Carson Ward
Top kek on Tzeentch!
Joshua Garcia
>Ahriman Chang’s six pack shortcuts
Levi Miller
>dey don't lift for moar dakka and for da gud of da WAGH
Orks are the most Jow Forums of any race in 40k and, as a direct consequence of that, have managed to outlive both the Necron and Eldar empires. This is an indisputable fact.
Luke Cox
This thread is beyond heretical. All you faggots are getting purged.
Nathan Allen
Fucking poser! I do all the heavy lifting (& melting).
Wyatt Lee
Jurgen is probably a good example of half the spaghetti dropping anons, but without a shred of the self awareness