Tell me about ur gymbro

tell me about ur gymbro

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We suck eachothers dicks.

thats ok idont judge

I never think about my gymbros semi soft penis haha

really? ok

guys post funny stories

Told the story before
Never told how we met
Always go to the gym when it's mostly empty because I like the quiet
The only other person there was some scrawny kid in a large sweater and big as fuck glasses. Gave him the chin up but he saw me and turned away. Scared him I think.
Was hammering my bis in the dumbbell section when I heard someone
Ran over to see the twink nearly dying under 145. I picked it up off of him and yelled at him.
I apologized after and told him to know his limits and said that he should probably go home
Finished up my pull set and left for home
Next day was a push day.
I walked in and there he was sitting there in the dumbbell section waiting for something.
He perked up and sort of walked towards me.
Asked me if I could show him how to workout.
I put a bit of distance between us cause biebercut was a bit too close.
I recognized that he needed some help and decided to take him under my wing.
Getting the kid to anything was harder then fuck.
Every single ounce of weight added to the bar was a fight.
Freaked out and almost dropped the weight when I tried to spot him on the squat.
Would always ask me if someone was in the showers before he went in.
Surprised the fuck out of me when he said he was 23.
That's kind of how it went for a few months. We went over to each others crib and hung out.
First friend I found in that new town
Dude had every fucking system and a massive movie collection. I had...a dumbbell and a bed.
I got off work early and thought I'd show up early to his place so we could go on an impromptu road trip.
I heard moaning coming from the bathroom. Kid was always weak and for a moment I thought he had a problem and rushed in.
Wish he locked the door.
"He" was half naked bouncing on a dildo with his back turned to the door. I didn't look for long but I did see the toy going into not the ass but into "his" pussy.
She moaned loudly her eyes screwed shut I heard my name whispered.
It wasn't technically rape...

He feels insecure and gets mad when I try to airbox with him

I bet you were disappointed by the lack of benis

I don’t have one
I’m too socially retarded to make friends

hahah nigger u had me going. that's funny shit

My gymbro is an ottermode PT at the gym I go to.
He doesn't do strength training but he's super supportive and taught me some intredasting strength training methods, like loading your 3rm and doing 5x1 with 1 mn between reps.

Closest thing to a gym bro I have is an old slav boomer who goes to the gym around the same time i do. We spot eachother sometimes and complain how shitskins make the equipment stink

god I wish I had a gym bro
we'd be of near equal strength and athletic development
occasionally he'd slap my ass when I'm warming up for front squats
and go "ooh yeah daddy" as a joke when I'm grunting out the last reps
no homo

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He moved two years ago to other city because of school, haven't seen him since. Still see him spotting my bench in my dreams.

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i dont get it

He went to the gym for sports, I went for aesthetics, we met outside of the gym and kinda merged workouts, he was neglecting a lot of isolation and I was neglecting explosive workouts.

>tfw my gymbro is my dad

feels good man

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A new gym opened up near my house and a restaurant I frequent. My favorite waiter and I both work out there now. Sometimes we see each other, say hi and chat for 30 seconds. Then we continue with our own workouts.

Your father or your lover?

My father because I’m a normal, rich, WHITE American from a nice suburban area on the California coastline off the Pacific Coast Highway.

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my gymbro relationship is just in the budding stage

we both wear headphones because we are too scared so we dont verbally say hi to each other yet

but we pointedly look at each other in the mirror and do finger points and hand waves as a cue to share equipment

we head nod a lot at each other too, its nice :)

for instance i will be behind him doing curls, and he will be on the bench doing dumbbell presses and i will look at him and secure eye contact, he will register and pull one earphone out of his ear and i will point at the bench and he will look pleasantly surprised and wave his hand and mouth "oh sure" and he gets up and then i sit down and he starts curling and i start pressing, and then he will look at me and i will look up expectantly and he will point at the bench and i will jump to my feet and mouth no problem and he will sit down

and when we work machines sometimes he will need a plate on my machine so he will come into my vision and then point at me and thumbs up and then at a weight on my machine and i will mouth oh sure no problem and head nod and he will head nod back and take it

and we go back and forth

i even said bye to him once

its pretty awesome haha

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Can I be your sugar baby, unless you‘re mean and ignorant

I used to have friends.

this sounds like a plot for a romance between too weird guys

Me too. It was fun while it lasted but everyone went their way a long time ago and I'm too much of a sperg to find new ones.
I lift alone in a completely packed gym.

Fuck no. Surprised as duck though. He.. She kept herself hidden as hell.
And when I consider what I did to her in her bathroom, I can see why.

Huh ?

Don't think about it. After 3rd try UK NGOs to leave town out of shame and "him" calling me to talk... My gymbro and I don't think about it and things work out fine.
You know until stuff happens again.

This, but unironically

dyel begginner stuck in the "i follow retarded brosplits from celeb youtuber" phase
lifting heavy does not seem to motivate him to do the same, i must look like shit lel

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SLO is like the only place on the PCH that is still white

is that u

This disgusting motherfucker fucked riley reid. just proves money = pussy

Porn star pussy, the hardest pussy for any man to enter

Dumped by mine :((

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riley ried looks like a crackhead. thats not a big accomplishment

Damn, that’s a lot of (you)

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just checked and its actually real lmao

am i famous

Yes, quit everything and move to Hollywood now

Sure

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Normally train alone, sometimes train with my boss or another competitor. They both world champs in their comps for bb.

I can't tell if this is actually sweet or if one of you is going to end up heartbroken

I want a twink to wrestle with!!

SLO is fucking boring and gay. Dana Point is very white still

only if you will join me...

my sweetie

cute

i dont have a gymbro, I dont have any friends

ill be your friend if youre hot