No /fph/? Step your shit up brahs

I'm 38 BMI and I look in between A and B...

Post body

Sorry my camera broke

It's not a scale, you don't stand on it, you hold it and point it at yourself and a mirror and push a button.

Boooom!

The woman next to him looks like she's worried that he'll steal her snack.

If only there was some kind of action you could take to fit into plus size pants hmmmmm

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at least (she?) is at the gym bro, these threads are for people who don't care that they're fat

he's bulking mate, obviously hardgainer. no bully

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It's also for hating the mentality that's gets people fat. Going to the gym to stand around and watch TV so you can 'treat/nourish yourself' for standing is not admirable

I live 10 minutes from the beach, it's weird seeing the morbidly obese people in their swimsuits. They tend to haul chairs, blankets, umbrellas and coolers full of snacks. They just sit there and never go into the water or play on the sand.

I'm at 46%beef and have a huge selection of clothing I fit into in any regular clothing store with at least 10 sizes greater than mine being available. Just how fucking fat do you have to be?

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>bowels...now hang outside of his torso
Does he look something like this post-mortem?

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She ded?

The fuck is KGC

Something I just noticed was how high up the shoulders on the far right are shrugged. The fat under the armpits, chest, and upper arms force the shoulders up. Compare the far left and right pics.

Kentucky Grilled Chicken?

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shoulders so fat they could be pauldrons

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40th millenium?

Damn, looks like he's wearing enclave power armor

Someone post the paramedic story where they go to a house because a woman is faint of heart only to find the husband has a mass of his own intestines on the outside

Space marine surgery

Fatties truly do have the best bodily makeup for surviving the fallout. Meanwhile, Jow Forumsizens will starve to death after the nukes touch down while they're on their fast and all the whey powder on earth will be vaporized.

I think its this one

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>When you so fat people mistake your gender on an x-ray

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Fat people will be too slow to reach the bunkers in time and possibly too large to even fit trough the doors.
Your argument is invalid.

Yuuuup

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That's why they have pic related. They use it to blow bigger holes so they can fit through the entrance.
Where do you think it got it's name from?

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wait so what is actually in that sack? how did his intestines get outside his rib cage and abs?

yeah i think they were pushing grilled chicken a while ago

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>that helmet of fat providing neohuman protection

mirin

Topkek

>Not getting obese so you have a protective 5 inch layer of flesh to absorb kinetic damage

Its like you're not even trying to get ready for the upcoming race wars

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>having an animal move you
>exercising

girl got bloat mogged

>I'm usually taller than everyone there
Oh I'm sure

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I hate fats
ESPECIALLY the kind that waddle around complaining all day

Bloatmogging vs life expectancy mogging

The people they're scanning is lying down

Holy fuck. Being obese seriously give the illusion of wider shoulders. All that fat packed into the armpits and the shoulders and basically makes them permanently walk around in a bodybuilders "front relaxed" pose 24/7/365

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>boring baconless life
ok, that was a clever response

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>I'm always usually taller than everyone there
>Until I stand up

Nice trip

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This false. Asian countries hate fat people. Any time family members see each other and someone gains weight, they get roasted

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>China
>admiring fat people
Fucking what
t. chink

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Ironic because their arms are like that because they can't relax it into a normal position because of the layers of fat on the torso

What's the problem with a backpack? Like seriously what's the issue with a backpack if you're carrying around some documents?

>2077
>Not having +70% radiation resistance from fat alone

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>I ALWAYS have my cellphone in my bra
Imagine the smell haha

horse riding is actually decent exercise.

Somebody stop the dayum match

>Take elevator
>Fat person joins in
>Fat person thumbs the button for the floor below
>Get mad considering the stairwell is literally 5 feet away

Happens more often then you think

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One dollar for every pound.

I can’t tell if illegible orange text on a vomit green background or if illegible green text on a vomit orange background is my favorite

B

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A

>unironically eating even 1 serving of cheerios
Cringe

>I’m 46% beef
Why can’t fat fucks stop thinking about food for five fucking minutes?

>how to eat cerial and dont be hungry 10 min after
you dont, its just fucking sugary cardboard

If you want to eat cereal and not be hungry in five minutes then just eat actual cereals in the original sense of the word

X

S

she looks like wayne knight

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>intestines
>ribcage
do you even know where the intestines are?

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in the nutsack obviously

The only organs inside the rib cage are your lungs and heart. Everything else is held in by your abdominal muscles and a sack made of connective tissue. There's an anatomical opening where your abs meet your pelvis that allow the vasculature and urethra to reach the penis and testicles. Men often get hernias through this opening (careful while doing one arm dumbell rows btw). If you have an excess of visceral fat and inflamed gut, bowls, and liver from shitty food, this opening can rupture. The guy in that pic is an extream case where the entire contents of his abdomen fell into his scrotum.

It's fucked up by being muscular.

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underated

You forget sir that I also can survive on a super obease persons store of fat .
One of dem big boys will keep me homemade keto coffee for months.
Render it down to suet I would, flavor it with cinimon and vanilla store it Starbucks jars so I can pretend the human lard I'm consuming is one of those crazy high cal drinks they serve and that it's my birthday since that's the only day I'd drink such a beverage sit there smiling unpacking gifts Wich I rerap every night in order to keep up the charade I play with myself to keep from going mad survive I will but I can't promise that what remains of this person that was so willing to consume hambeast the moment things got bad will have been worth saving.

We must never tell our children how we survived the long winter let the horror die with us or it will all have been for not

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Berliner s-bahn