OKAY Jow Forums! We're cooking a fit, full of protein meal today. Will you join me on this journey?
First, grab some nice lean free-range turkey, mix it with spices and shit and put into a big cauldron.
OKAY Jow Forums! We're cooking a fit, full of protein meal today. Will you join me on this journey?
Christian Cooper
Levi Green
Add a CAN of BEANS. De-soak one, do not de-soak the second. The third one is up to you, if you like leaking burrato or not.
Nathaniel Thompson
This is how it looks like after adding BEANS.
If you're a WAMEN, remember not to FLICK YOUR BEAN. This part is CRUCIAL.
Evan Thompson
One kitty goes in. It's best if it's named Sanchez, but I guess any tabby will do. Not sure about other colors, so experiment on your own - don't come here crying if your ginger cat does not taste like it should!
Logan Reed
Now white beans. They are actually not very tasty, but they have more BROTEIN, so you can replace one (out of three) beans with it.
Josiah Perez
Shit, that was corn, my bad. Corn goes actually next.
But okay, now the white beans.
Joseph Flores
Now the pomidors - potato, tomato.
Gavin Jackson
Also, add shitload of garlic and onions on the beginning. I skipped that step because it's absolutely obvious for any human being with thinking capability.
Stir that shit up and VIOLIN! IT'S READY.
Also, if you're bulking you want to add some sour cream and crushed nachos (I guess your cancer-induced Dorritos will do) for the god-tier version.
Daniel Lopez
ayy lmao
Ayden Jones
There is a cat in your food
Jose Wood
Thanks man I'm going to use this recipe for sure. Can I use my dog instead of the cat? I think cats don't go too too well with beans but dogs have more of a game meat taste.
Michael Jones
Also, if you're a man of true tastes and finesse, you want to add some sweet sweet lime juice on your hot ding-dong of a burrito.
It is however dependable on the tastes, as for instance, my cutie cream 3.14 gf doesn't like it.
Josiah Wood
shit forgot to add the photo
dependable. What breed? Is it tabby?
Grayson Foster
made me kek
Wyatt Thomas
Using canned beans instead of using Ur bodies poop
>never gonna make it
Elijah Cox
Good thread
Robert Evans
based and beanpilled
Landon Clark
FUCK this thread made me H U N G E R Y
Nathan Sanders
Pomidor means tomato in Polish fyi
Daniel Collins
disgusting slop 1/10
Jordan Richardson
You better put down that cat.
Kayden Bennett
It's okay, sir! She has a respawn point in the bathroom sink.
Juan Russell
>Jow Forums tries to /ck/
Josiah Adams
at least its OC
thank you based Sanchez
Ryder Campbell
Jesus fuck, you never gonna make it with that kitchen.. Where do you live? Eastern Europe/Russia?
James Phillips
That was entertaining thank you
Brayden Lopez
One question OP
don't you fart and shit your guts out from all the beans?