Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how much of a sick cunt are ya'

I use dip station as a squat rack. Failing a rep is not an option since there are ceramic tiles under my feet

>he drinks protein
I snort it

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I curl an empty barbell in the squat rack

I trained at the farm at Langley

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i eat oatmeal with protein powder

[spoiler]without any water[/spoiler]

I do squats in the curl rack

kek

I do barbell flies on the Roman chair

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Man I love hedgehogs, I always stop my car and move them off the road when I see them running with their tiny little legs, fuck man, I wish less hedgehogs died from cars

I own $600 of exercise equipment and I have stopped exercising regularly despite lots of free time

My shit routinely clogs the toilet and the toilet is not powerful enough to suck it all down like the bitch it is and I have to break up my shit to get it to go down. I made the toilet my bitch.

i swallow my own poop

I've lifted regularly for nearly 5 years and my working weight for squats is less than 200.

I got destroyed by the Drunkard in Sekiro a week ago and haven't played it since

The sickest of the sik. Next level sik im ill like pnemonia. U cud call me sikkilus highly outrageous extremely contagious

Do you need an ambulance sent bro?

>be me
>don't want peepee touched
>happens anyway
>goo even tho I don't want to
>very sad

I overload my barbel and after I'm done lifting I throw it

I drink warm coke

Doubt. Post two as proof.

The most dangerous man of all, for he feels no pain and fears nothing

i had a bowl full of breakfast for breakfast

without any breakfast

I am a molester

I am unemployed and I got 8mpg average on my last two tanks of gas. I eat a ham and cheese omelette every day. One time the only video game I played for two years was Fallout 4 on Xbox One. Since then, I invested $1000 into a PC setup that I now primarily use to watch low production quality meme comps on youtube. I broke up with my first and only girlfriend because I thought I could do better. I taught my father more about cars than his father ever taught him.

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I crashed my motorcycle and limped back on it to work. That was 4 weeks ago and the pain subsidized. It fucking hurted but i was back lifting the third week.
I’m still riding.

I drink 6 raw eggs a day

>I invested $1000 into a PC setup

Been there...done that...used for shitposting and YouTube. Now I watch YouTube and shitpost on a $1,000 phone I break each year! Be like me!

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Same user, I'm currently posting from my beat-to-shit iPhone 7

i did my whole workout without drinking any water between sets

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