>Not drinking mammoth milk
You no survive cave bear
>Not drinking mammoth milk
You no survive cave bear
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>Not drinking cave bear milk
mammoth milk gives you mammoth fur
run and chuck spear slower with mammoth fur
mammoth milk makes huntlet
no pet gym saber tooth to give bear milk to
Me like wide body mates. Who else big manly here?
Cave bear difficult to milk. Krog tried, he go forever sleep
Krog hear about latest diet of cooking meat. When will these neanderthal diets die off?
>not mate with boy
Not make it
Why eat meat when plant do fine? Big mammoth eat only plant do fine. Your teeth not made for meat. Only eat plant still get big
Me not like
Cringest thread of the day.
You guys desperately need jobs.
Vrug no need job. Survive ice age is job.
>Jow Forums becomes prehistoric -/fit
>/fat/ and /fph/ threads disappear
>women werent also lazy fat cunts 20k years ago
Lol user
>Go hunt
>big animal footprint
>follow long time, big meat for tribe
>big animal already killed by Chad
>pretend looking for berries
>wife mock me back at cave
Me hit lazy women with club, she not lazy now.
Hahahaha, go club you self in head scrawny huntlet. Meatless eaters only coping for being huntlets
>be next moon
>go hunt
>follow track
>tell chad track mine
>no animal
>chad mock me
>wife mock me.
Based and clubpilled
>I don't use full range of motion
grug wonder if grugette using proper form grug totally not just want more image of grugette with little cloth moving
grog tell that me must close mouth, he say "grogging" make me look more like strong grug and not berrypicker grug? maybe trick maybe not...
>grugg see she-grugg with berry picker
>grugg reach higher berries than berry picker
>grugg better than berry picker
>grugg deserve she-grug
>me be
>pick large rock up long time
>me body bigger
>make ungh sound when move muscle in cave painting
>caught no stick and berry person like me body
me make it?
Please be in prehistoric Britannia
>many moons ago grug eat little meat and 1 berry
>grug small
>grugettes no like grug but like gorilla man
>gorilla man kind and want share grugettes
>gorilla man tell grug to eat more and 4 berry
>gorilla man always make grug laugh
>grug get big and happy like gorilla man
>one day gorilla man leave tribe behind
>grug miss gorilla man
>grug want follow
PANGEA
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>mumma find grug's poop cave
kek
> tfw homegym master race
pic related
grugette built for neanderthal mating
grug share to inspire lifting of bigger rock
Fat mammoth should hunt her own food. Why Urk have to give all my food to Mema? She no do anything but eat and make loud little people. If Urk ever finds mate, SHE will have to hunt for ME so I can get big and fat!
This is actually really funny. Mega kek
>Coga seduce Grug in dark
>Grug mate with Coga in secret
>Grug peel sabertooth hair off Coga head during sleep
>Coga actually Knuud
>Grug holler and bash Knuud head in
>Tribe find Grug
>Tribe question why Knuud head bashed in with seed leaking from stinkhole
>mfw
>I have a ceremonial bone for her to ceremony
Big kookoo spear or big club?
vegan get club
vegan make nice tarp for hut.
me and unga warm now
if he dies, he dies
you small manly, me big manly
>lift big rock to make happy weak gruggettes
Not make it.
Look at top head.
Ohnonono hahahahajajajajajajajahahahahahahaha
Ha you beat spear to cave painting and rock while chadgar sheath spear in many grugettes
Nothing but cave painting addicts and cookiecutters
PRUUUHH!! :DDDD
Grug am think long nose tribe behind this
BIG ROCKS + MAMMOD
>Grug drag lovegirl to new cave with bigger rocks
>grug start lifting rocks
>grug no can lift biggest rock
>suddenly chug come in and lift biggest rock
>grug look to lovegirl and she being dragged out by chug with smile
Grug just want to be chug
Cave paint body
>Can't lift 4 boulder
You no make it.
Beat me too it
Me eating more bird eggs (find easy and nice climbing gains), but mate is mad because me fill cave with bad smell gas at night. What do? Me no want give up eggs and gains, but me also like mate.
>milk cave bear
>he go forever asleep
>he
Me thinks found problem. Never milk bear with only one teat huehuehuehue
You is ape-man, "he" refers to Krog, learn language.
Language not catch on, it passing fad. Save me post