Kills your acne

>kills your acne
>heals scans
>good for burns
>nature’s fleshlight
Is aloe vera based or what?

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cures acne?

>nature’s fleshlight

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>nature’s fleshlight
can you show us a video of this? for educational purpose of course!

Rub that shit on as a lotion and acne is gone in a few days, also gets acne scars
Just cut a vagina/ass shaped hole, microwave for five seconds and boom
Fleshlight

before or after I rub it on my face?

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fuck off, unfunny frogposter

>Just cut a vagina/ass shaped hole, microwave for five seconds and boom
>Fleshlight
I see you are a man of culture as well.

>nature's fleshlight

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Is this the one autist forcing his own meme, or is it people reposting his cringe thread?

SOMEONE PLEASE LINK THE THREAD

Rub the aloe on your acne spots and those pimples or zits will fuck right off
Then you have sex with the plant

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holy shit lmao

>he fucks plants
wow, just wow. that's a whole new level of desperation.

It lowers test levels, so there's that.

When you eat/drink it
Not using it as lotion/fleshlight

For some reason it irritates my skin

get a load of this galoomba

This guys jeles that they beat him to the punch

this guys a faggot posting an over-rated frog cartoon that was never funny in the first place, and only gained fad status after being mentioned on the news for purely unrelated political purposes.

Every kid that posts a frog should be laughed at and his argument considered invalid.

You know a real human vagina is kind of like nature's fleshlight.

Last time I used aloe my face bruised up and i cried in my sleep all night due to the pain. We were on vacation so I kept up my whole family

This shit gave me cysts on my face

>falling for old asian momscience

it's like 99% water, how did you fuckk up that badly?

>jeles
fuck off esl

I have jerked off using the aloe vera you get in bottles multiple times beforeand can confirm that it feels and smells good

>Mfw mired

After duh

>kills your acne
>heals scans
No way
I haven't heard this

Scabs not scans

I don't know what that means
But is what OP said true?

I am op and yes
Aloe Vera is great for acne, acne scars, cuts, burns and fucking
Just don’t eat or drink it

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Just say topical application

Lol this is great

Fuck nigga I'll give it a shot. I only use it for sunburns
I'll put it on once or twice a day for a few weeks and see if it's good or not. Thanks for the rec

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Yo wait so do I gotta buy the real pure shit or can I just use the banana boat crap?

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this is very important: look at the ingredients and make sure whatever you buy does NOT contain alcohol. Most of the bigger names contain alcohol which dries your skin out and means you have to use (aka buy) more. Also, Aloe should be one of the first ingredients listed or else it is shite.

>Nature's Fleshlight
You mean a vagina, user.
Vagina.

no he means your sweet brown eye onions boy.

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Do I leave it to soak into my skin or do I just wash my face with it?

Im interested in cumming in an aloe plant. could I buy stalks at Walmart or will I have to grow it myself? I wont need much, only a few inches.

>nature's flashlight

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Used to jerk it with this bottle as a kid

Fucking lmao