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it never started, larper

To be fair, it was OP's first time.

Based

>I wait for 30 minutes
>no sign of her
>wait another 30 cause I’m a beta
>muster up the courage to text her
>”what’s up? I’m waiting here”
>”haha user I was kidding”
>you really must be a virgin to think I’d just come over to fuck”
>I immediately called her after I got that text
>she doesn’t pick up
>call around 5 more times
>6th call just goes to voicemail
>every call after that goes to voicemail
>my messages aren’t being delivered anymore
What do, Jow Forums?

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If this is real and u didn’t fuck, never post again.

she came over with her boyfriend. she watched while her boyfriend forced me to give him a blowjob. atleast i reached my proteingoal for today.

you couldve just responded with "knew youd pussy out" but you clearly fucked it up for a lifetime there

STATE
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

let her know that you have autism and that what she said was an act of ableist autismophobic harrassment against you

kek

"please respond"

You fucked up by making such a big deal of that simple joke. Are you tested for asperger?

>I immediately called her after I got that text
>>she doesn’t pick up
>>call around 5 more times
And there it is, how she knows. Stop acting so damn thirsty. Shit like that makes bitches dry up.

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i know this isn't real but it's still funny

She was obviously joking, but you thought she was serious and got all excited and nervous and prepared yourself, then 30 mins later you asked where she was and she laughed even harder at you?

Holy shit I actually got it right

What kind of messages did you leave in her voicemail?
If you left good messages you may still have a chance.

OP here, will post in a few minutes, got to do something

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Update- she just texted me
>user please stop calling me lol
>just sent her this
youtu.be/AdBoybKnzZw
>I texted her, in essence, that sex with Zyzz would be like sex with me
Guys I thought this would work because she would want to fuck zyzz but since he’s unavailable I’m the next best option. I also thought if anything she would think it’s funny, but after I pressed send I got this regret feeling going up my spine. What the fuck do I do now??

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You stop larping, you went too absurd and ruined the immersion.

I tend to fuck things up. You’re right. That second “op post” was also me btw

Retards

op here here h

op

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> i take a shower and greet her at the door
> lead her up the stairs to an apartment thats free above my grandmas house
> close the door, grab her by the waist and force tongue in her mouth
> somehow it works
> dont talk much, i watch a lot of porn and tried to emulate it as much as possible and keep a straight face
> put it in and have sex for like a minute in doggy
> cum
> lean down and say "told you i was a virgin" and start to laugh

honestly, i couldnt ask for a better first time, she also had to laugh, we watched anime afterwards

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Are you srs? Damn OP that’s a wholesome story. I’m pretty jelly rn

Based if true.

Haha, I get it, it's a wordplay
>she didn't come
lol