New sips apparently made by Monster. What am I in for bois?

Bang shills out in full force

(and that's a good thing)

>drinking caffeine

just take a cold shower

thats the best one ive had but ive only ever seen it twice

POST MORE RARE BANGS

wew lads, monster is shook as fuck

based

>New sips
You mean nu-sips you fucking zoomer faggot

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>he drinks caffeinated energy drinks

Never gonna make it

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tried a monster, tasted like red licorice, not enough kick to it, prefer rockstar

Reminder Bang is being sued for using a non-bioavailible form of creatine in their drinks. Shiggy diggy. If this shit isn't zero sugar I cant bring myself to give a fuck about it.

Your welcome for the free market research, send merch.

Gentlemen, for your consideration:

High protein Keto coffee

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>Bang really btfo other sip companies

It really does. At first I was hesitant because I try to avoid the premium priced sips, but holy shit its absolutely on a higher level than monster.

Cotton candy is where it's at, and I normally don't like that flavor in things.

cookies and cream tastes like shit

True, it doesn't have the nutritional value of other sips (Monster, for example, has two grams of Taurine per can, which is excellent supplementation for your brain and nervous system). On the other hand, it has 300 mg of caffeine to Monster's 160, so it's my preworkout of choice. I don't care about the creatine -- I don't use creatine on an ongoing basis because it makes me hypomanic.

sips = big pp
everything else = smol pp

>spending 3$ on energy drinks
>not sipping on 17 cent coffee

Retards.

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Can you even call this an energy drink? Isnt this just soda?

>Bangs just introduced to my area
>The only grocery store that carries them is frequently ransacked for the good flavors
>Usually only sour heads and cotton candy are left
>mfw seeing all my normie friends who don't even lift drinking them on a regular basis
Thought about telling them creatine makes your hair fall out to get them to stop.

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fuck off zoomer

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Cotton candy is based. Sour heads is good too

>premium priced

bang is $2 at every store I've seen carry it. cheaper than red bull, monster, xyience, yerba, nos, uptime, neuro, basically everything except rockstar and the no name brands

bang didn't btfo anything
vpx spent a lot of time on marketing this. including things like bcaa and creatine while doing promo through fitness industry icons was enough to get every 18-24yo gymgoer to start buying them regularly. once they had that base secured and they pushed into gas station convenience stores, the higher caffeine content drove monster and rockstar to come up with an answer to bang.
some bang flavors are interesting, but they aren't really special other than having double the caffeine of a typical energy drink (not necessarily a good thing btw)

Guess I'll ask here. I'm new to sips, how soon before a workout should I drink one?

personally i like to crack it open when i park at my gym. start sipping on the way in and through my warmups. usually done with the sips by my first working set

>instant "coffee"

>Mr. Sacks told investors during a Jan. 17 presentation that the company has been “very focused” on the Reign brand’s development.
>“We are positioning this product,” he said. “We’ve been getting incremental space to our energy space for this product without having to eat into our existing space. We’re getting space either in the energy doors, or we’re getting space in additional space alongside the energy doors, where a number of the retailers are creating what they’re calling a performance type pre/post-workout performance type category, which we believe will expand the energy category. And so many of our listings will be a mix of those two. As the category develops, we think it will develop its own focused space.”

Apparently you need to know a lot about space to make it financially.

post price

do you really not know about marketing and retail? lmao

It’s barq you retard

I'm well aware of business bullshit jargon. This guy sounds like they interviewed him in the middle of a coke bender.

Instant coffee only has 1 ingredient.

Stop being a pretentious hipster.

Gotcha covered boyo

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One more. This one is my second favorite behind lemon drop.

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you either unleash the ultrabeast or you don't

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1.70$ down the drain

The cherry bang and the red white and blue are my favorite

fuckin Banglets

sounds more like a first draft pr statement imo

I finally banged a solid 8 last night. Considering my track record I'd say that's rare.

this one tastes like complete dogshit

Literally what the fuck can compete with bang + protein

That's right nothing

This is the proper sip choice I suggest hazelnut over cookies n cream

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Step aside tastelets. This is a bang thread now.

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For like 3 years I've been mixing bang and vodka and shilling it at party's

It gets the people fucking going

It kinda tastes like cream soda but yeah youre not wrong. Black cherry vanilla is still the worst though.

Hmm. Will have to try this soon..

Y'all niggas sleeping on the patrician's sip right here

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>"niggas"
>patrician
yikes

>niggers
>pat rishan
>nigger

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Obvious fucking phone poster.

More shit peddled to you by people smarter than you, faggot.

For me it's espresso

>cheaper than red bull, monster

Where do you live? RB, monster, and bang all cost about the same here in texas

The other night I put a scoop of preworkout into two shots of vodka and had an extremely bad time. 17/10 would do again

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>$5 a can
The price is the only thing preventing me from buying it by the case.

says the piece of shit who doesnt bother posting a meme

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For me it's an ice cold steel reserve

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your getting gouged by pajeet son. let some more somolain refugees in and give them stores

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how many feathers are one your head dress chief?

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Memes are for brainless morons. Like you.

Based

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>buying it by the case.

I've been trying to find a place that will even sell them by the case. Always singles.

>somalain
Pls delete your 4channel account and never return.

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Cool essay Monster™ shill

>not posting memes
on an image board is for faggots like you.
>your wifes son is gay

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Get out Mormon

>spelling your wifes sons herratige correctly

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Makes your breath smell like grandpa's kisses

Samefag.

You..have to go back

>reply to 2 different posters.
>same fag
lurk moar

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Rehab boys ww@

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I bought this by mistake once because I grabbed the first white can I saw thinking it was zero ultra

this was the worst thing I've ever tasted. I couldn't even finish it.

>keeps posting the same gay ass type memes
>claims to not be the same user
Pretty convenient to make that kind of argument on an anonymous image board. You're obviously fucking lying and bad at it on top of everything else.

This.

Wrong. Dragon Monster Tea is the best flavor.

I NEED to find these
100%
Brand new flavor
Need to try these too

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New hyde sips too

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cringe, unbased
redpilled, based

Imagine drinking anything besides Bang Root Beer

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Disagree. The creatine in bang is almost nothing. People just like the variety of flavours

100%
People drink it cause it taste good, no one cares about anything else

I swear the flavour opinions are extremely polarized. Just today someone said that's the best one

Kek more like .01 g

Alright made me chuckle 6/10

i bet you also suck a log out of andy sixx ass

The pink one is delicious. Monster rep gave it out at my uni and I fell in love

B a s e d

>reddit spacing
yikes, if you're gonna pay advertisers to shill on the chins, at least have some that have been to the site before

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I love this desu.
It makes me want to put benis in china.

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Who /cherrybladelemonade/ here?

>What am I in for bois?
Sugar and coffee I assume.
Why would you drink that?