Destoys all meme energy drinks

It's 1tbsp a cup. You don't actually have to make 5 cups tard, you just make it stronger.

Tsp

>not having a k-cup brewer
>in 2019

Holy shit do you all live in 3rd world shitholes or something? I hate waking up in the morning so being able to press a button and have coffee is great. Of course the downside is that it's expensive and extremely wasteful, definitely something people in 100 years will look back on with disdain, unable to comprehend how lazy people of this era were. But like I said, I hate waking up and making coffee so it's great. Fuck the future people, what have they done for us?

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How much is your kcup per 300mg caffeine?

>he doesn't enjoy the process of brewing a fresh, delicious cup of coffee
I knew this board had shit taste, but c'mon. It's like you hate your taste buds

>not maximizing exposure to plastics like bpa by heating them up an disolving them into things you consume
>in 2019

I sous vide everything I eat and pass every bit of liquid that I drink boiling hot through plastic lol. Take that toxic masculinity!

Instant coffee tastes better for me than Starbucks, or any other 2-3$ coffee.

>need 5 cups for 300mg caffeine
I can get that from a single 16oz Bang

I feel like caffeine from different sources hits me differently. Whenever I have 300mg of coffee I get anxious as fuck. With 300mg of Yerba mate I feel alert but not agitated. Science bros explain this to me

different kind of coffein.
tea coffein =/= coffee coffein.

pic related
coffee hits you quick and hard
tea slower and longer

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Who /Mr Coffee/ here?

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you call that a mr. coffee?
THAT is a mr. coffee!

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Everyone is affected by caffeine differently. My body metabolizes caffeine very slowly. Just one cup at 7:00am hypes me up for the entire day. I don't begin to feel the effects until about 90 minutes - 2 hours after drinking coffee. If I have two cups on the same day I will have a hard time going to sleep at 11:00pm.

Step up plebs

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lol out my way young boy.
That shit here is older than your ass.

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>Having to depend on stimulants like coffee to lift.
lmaoing at ur lives.

>ingesting the black tropical jew
>buying (((Nestlé))) products

>A thread about the cheapest way to get 300mg caffeine
>Not expecting poorfags

>Nescafe
Disgusting. There a lot good instant coffee, but this shit is not among them. Also, there is caffeine in pills.

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tfw I can just get a liscio on a bar near the gym whilst going there
I honestly pity americans

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>thingking about time and money, thinking you can waste them
get back in the cagey wagey

take the caffeine pill

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This is absolute trash OP. You're drinking pesticides. Get some organic coffee nigga.

Except in Italy theres a ban on lifting anything over 65kg

This shit doesnt work, at all.

I take instant coffee, put it in my mouth, and just drink some water. It tastes nasty but its fast and easy.

Based

>*blocks your path*

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mix it with cola next time. hyphy muuud

Kcups actually taste worse than instant, nigger

Based

This. Instant is better than drinking plastic coffee.

>drink nescafe
>sudden super urge to piss
>piss 8 times in a row with 30 sec rest in between
>piss is clear water
it was never like this bros, i used to drink nescafe normally without pissing like that..what happened? even in days when i skip necafe its effects are still on

>healthline.com/nutrition/top-13-evidence-based-health-benefits-of-coffee#section1
>healthline.com/nutrition/why-is-coffee-good-for-you#section1
>chaosandpain.com/tips/coffee-elixir-of-the-gods/
>chaosandpain.com/tips/5-amazing-things-about-caffeine-that-you-didnt-know/
>anabolicmen.com/caffeine-testosterone/
>sci-fit.net/2017/collection-supplement-vitamin-studies/#Caffeine
>eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-03/eaou-sic031519.php
>plagueofstrength.com/the-war-on-coffee-and-common-sense-or/

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gay nigga advertising his website

Mix some salt with your coffee.

>fuck the future people
Based

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Hello colon muscle

Based

>instant coffee
You're a complete and total philistine. You have no taste whatsoever. You may as well just get generic caffeine pills and pop a couple of those instead, it's better than drinking that swill.

Instant coffee is just freeze dried brewed coffee.

Based coffee snob falseflagger

hmm, where have we seen this before?

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I’m more of a French press guy myself

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I meant explain the anxiety I get from coffee but not other sources. Informative graph though

You mean the yittery effect that makes you nervous?
I think it also depends of the specific kind of coffein.

What you can do is to counter it with taurin or l-theanine.

youtube.com/watch?v=iUVDHEGR31k

mirin

/saved
I noticed months ago that "plague of strength" was in every link list, never bothered to look into it beyond that edgy web page.

I dont give a shit about health benefits or negatives. thats why i smoke cigarettes and drink coffee... because i fucking like them. I will quit either of those things if I need to though.

What's that?

>Fuck the future people, what have they done for us?
Based

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