Only reason why I wanted to get Jow Forums was to wear childish graphic clothing and be a buff dude with cartoons clothing. Not women, not anything.
I lift to wear clothing with stamps of my childhood cartoons like Ed, Edd n Eddy, Doug Funn, Pepper Ann, Recess, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Grim Adventures.
I lift so I can be silly without a care and people will go like 'huh...'.
I hate getting out of the shower and seeing a slob looking back at me.
Jason Russell
Before I lifted, I had crippling social anxiety. Now I am confident and strong.
Elijah Hughes
If you really hated it you'd do something about it.
Hunter Parker
Can you teach me?
Ethan Rodriguez
get big and wear tight clothes
Adrian Powell
To fight off the lonely. I hope being fit will help me find a mate but even if it doesnt, at least my body will be ready to kill some filthy pinkos in the cowabunga 2.0
to boost my confidence and to spite my ex gf who left me for a manlet
John Martin
so my future wife will be more sexually attracted to me Its what i would want from her as well
Henry Smith
I started lifting because my ex that my life revolved around broke up with me. I went lifting because I needed something to deal with the pain and I could only hike on weekends. Now I do it just to maintain sanity and give me a structured schedule.
similar to yours OP, but I wanna be able to wear weird shit (ahegao hoodies and the like, you know where this is going) and have no one say anything about it since I'd be so big
Jonathan Reed
Was with a girl before she left to study abroad for 8 months. Her last month abroad she told me she likes some other guy but he hasn't told her if he likes her. We aren't talking for these last 3 weeks she is gone. We will meet one more time and she will more than likely stay at my place while she gets her stuff back. Just want to show I'm better than the other guy.
Jaxon Miller
I hate myself and lifting makes me feel slightly better It's a more productive use of my time than sitting in my room, self harming, and crying all the time
Grayson Murphy
To fight stress, to feed my narcisissm, to enjoy of the little ego boost in observing my progress, to improve morale, to feel more energetic in the morning. Started because of the first reason 4 years ago and kept doing for the others as I noticed them. Luckily I never really fell for the “lifting for girls” bullshit because some of my friends get to fuck at least two girls per week and they’re all fat, skinnyfat, or just in bad shape.
Kevin Wright
>to wear childish graphic clothing and be a buff dude with cartoons clothing. Congratulations, you're that buff dude everyone assumes is just fat because he wears childish cartoon clothing
Holy shit OP, that was my exact reason too. I wanted to be anime chad.
Wyatt Williams
I wanna be a cop and am scared someones gonna break my fucking neck the first time I get hit because I'm a skeleton
Lincoln Young
I don't lift, but I do cardio and bodyweight training because I want to maximize my body's movement potential and agility. I want to start lifting once I have more time but atm I think the health benefits from cardio are better than any possible gains
Isaac Sullivan
he is doing something about it retard. this is a "why you lift" thread
Robert Bailey
1. I wanted to feel better about myself and psychologically.
2. I wanted true control over something in my life.
3. I want to improve myself everyday.
4. It helps me A LOT to control my anxiety.
5. It come later, but people started complimenting my advances and that felt nice.
6. To fuck some better girls.
Wyatt Mitchell
>no ren and stimpy or rugrats Even if you make it it won't matter
Sebastian Sanchez
because of silent hill
Jacob Rodriguez
bcuz of hunk from re4
Dylan Morgan
I have an autistic wish that one day terrorists would attack my workplace. I would then fight them off, saving all the qts in the building. This would lead to my onetis madly falling for me and leave her bf. This is why I lift, practice shooting and boxing.
>even in your fantasy you can only go for used goods
Kevin Anderson
I don't want to go for femcels.
Blake Collins
I wanted to be like batman, peak human at everything I did or as close to it as i could get. Not just lifting, it was martial arts, maths, philosophy and etc.
Obviously i would never tell anyone this in real life as its peak autism.
Ryan Gutierrez
Based
Joseph Carter
Purely for looks. I'm very narcissistic and want my entire body to be a work of art. Also for health and because being fit is generally useful in life.