How do i achieve this mode

How do i achieve this mode

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inject black marker brit genetics into arm maintain tea and biscuit diet for 30 days

get on my level you fucking dyel

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Is this a /britfit/ thread?

the human body is truly disgusting when untrained

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hit age 60 with a typical shit diet and no exercise

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He ain't that bad y'all, just wait until you young whippersnappers get to that age. It's normal.

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>that grin
epic. .

does anyone have the video link for this?

correct

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It's impressive. How can one end up like this? I haven't seen any other old people that have the belly of a pregnant woman but are relatively thin all over

>if you only knew how great things are...

Drink stout daily.

jaysus look at the tits on that one

saved

Step 1 - be british
Step 2 - be old
Step 3 - be rich enough to not give a shit about anything
breddy easy, user.

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Breakin ankles of bitchass niggas

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be an alcoholic with a shit diet and zero exercise x f

I'm putting together a team.

fuck nice
yeah this he probably has a liver the size of a basketball that’s why he’s that bloated but not obese

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smoke and drink for 30 years. Hell yeah.

Why did someone take a picture of their fucking phone?

>be dyel
>get old

Step 1: be born English
Step 2: wait

If anything imagine him drinking and smoking all the time and not giving a fuck just makes me want to say fuck it and start smoking again. I haven't had a cigarette in 2 months and I still want a fucking cig all the time, does it ever go away?

>the human body is truly disgusting when old
FTFY

Its called a screenshot rookie

>says all Americans are fat
>says all Americans are ugly
>nearly every top gear episode
>America America America
>looks like this
lol

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He's extremely insecure about being European.

Clarkson's done more with his life than we ever have, probably made more money as well.

British "people"

Probably made more money? He's been integral to one of the most successful television programs today. I would say he most likely made more money than most of us. Still skinny fat though.

CUM ON ENGLUND SCOAR SUM FUCKEN GOALHS NAAW WILL YA

Goddamn he looks so happy

It's because England is full of fatties so he's probably not that fat by British standards. Of course, America is even fatter.

this is literally all of England. they are all fat and ugly as fuck.