Mire thread

>>Debate killing myself but decide not to cause I might hit PR tomorrow

That's the only thing keeping me here as well kek

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>be me in the squat rack
>squatting mad weight
>see a 3.14qtpie in the gym mirror
>she mirin my sick powerlifting
>walks infront of my camera
>looks very briefly in my direction
>this is it what it's all been for
>walk back to my camera with a virgin smirk

pic related, its me

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>tall handsome light skin nigga with a beard

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Need advice bros.
>be me
>cocoon mode, always workout in a hoodie, face is kinda decent was called handome a few times
>got some new girl working in the gym, she does some random shit around the gym and trains people sometimes.
>catch her looking in my direction when she walks across the gym
>whenever I look at her our eyes always meet
>walked past her desk once and saw her looking at me in the mirror
>once she did this random thing where she walks up right in front of where I was sitting and stands there and takes a picture of the incline bench no idea why, at first I thought she just blatantly is taking a picture of me.
So is she interested or am I reading too much into this? If she is any ideas how to approach her?

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>Debate killing myself but decide not to cause I might hit PR tomorrow
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>Debate killing myself but decide not to cause I might hit PR tomorrow

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Im a nihilistic, misanthropic, anti-social, friendless, conversationless, r9k-lurking, wizchan-lurking, suicidal, dicklet, Mcwagecucking, turboaspie, turboincel, ex-NEET boomer that still lives with mummy,
My looksmaxxing has allowed me to get by while still being autistic but its also just a source of suffering

>tfw a qtpi looks up at you like you could be her BBC
>tfw she doesnt know you only have an A V E R A G E BC
>tfw she doesnt know youre Elliot Rodger in blackface

I usually just cope by finding an episode of BLACKED that has a girl that resembles the grillie that mired me and wank myself into a coma
lel

>creepy
I wasnt creepy in this settis at all
There was nothing to be said

>povertywheels
LOL! The struggle is real

I catch this one gym receptionist looking at me all the time (makes me think I am constantly doing something wrong. t. ex-obese now dyel) but each time I lock eyes with anyone multiple times I start cursing..

Did someone say, 'Mire'?

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>Elliot Rodger in blackface
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>that thing where you look towards the ground behind her to avoid looking at her tits or cameltoe
I'm 26 and what is this.
How have I never heard of this.
lmao just look at her tits, nigga
what's he gonna do? cover them up?
she cun't un be un-looked at
dumb cunt

based gash looker

Haven't got any direct mires per se since I started my gym journey approx 89 days ago
However
>be slavshit
>friend calls me to stockholm
>out of snus decide to go
>I'm of decent built but still don't feel like good enough
>around stockholm nobody really mires except for the women around (30-45) years of age who always did that double look when they asked for a lighter (one in the beginning and as they leave a 2-3 second glance toward me) with dem alien blue eyes
>happened several times throughout the day
Am I autistic to overthink or does that have a meaning?
>get back to the ship
>decide to get drunk w mates
>hit the dance floor after that deep contemplation of life itself
>don't know how to dance but wobble through drunk af
>feel a strong bump toward my left hip as some girl with serious ass, solid looks wise also
>don't mind it, keep dancing
>then feel a much stronger bump, this time the girl stays and starts to grind me
>spilling spaghetti all over I instinctively grab her hips and we dance for a while
>she turns around and does that surprised smile and goes back to his bf
>his bf was right in front of us some 2-3meters away, staring at us as it unfolded
>she goes back to his bf and his bf starts kissing her for a solid minute in front of me in the middle of the dance floor
>I kek and keep dancing
Was a nice trip I guess

>tfw she doesnt know you only have an A V E R A G E BC
Kek; hang in there mate. We're all gonna make it.

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what’s PR?

Personal Record, as in new highest weight ever lifted in the gym for a movement.

True mire. I feel it, I know what you mean.

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If you had the opportunity, you could've said "hey, where you from, haven't seen you in the gym before", and go from there. She gave a few signals, slightly. But I wouldn't start convo because she was wearing headphones. Too bad.

Have you ever had a conversation with a girl, user?

Good lord this is awful

>female
>his

hmm

>drinking with my bros
>my best friend who has a far more physical job than me asks me if I've been working out
>tells me I'm looking big

We're all gonna make it

And actually now that I think about it, when I got to the deli and asked for a spoon the man grabbed two spoons and asked me "how many do you want, two?" and I answered "just one", so there is another possible universe--another timeline--where I took the two spoons and when I walked past the qtpie I would have mentioned that the exit on that side was locked and when she would have said she was actually going to the deli to grab a spoon for her ice cream I would have been able to say that I happened to have two and then we would have walked outside together and sat outside sharing a pint of ice cream and feeding each other cheese and crackers and laughing and talking and when we were done I would have said "ayo gurl I would love to dab on dem cheeks right quick but a nigga need to get back on da grind u feel me? so let me getchyo numba and imma holla atchu later" but that is not this timeline, in this timeline I am a single spoon, my own big spoon and my own little spoon.
such is my settis
such is life on da burgerland

Nod really
See

>walk over to lat pulldowns
>have nasty arm pump
>7/10 asian thicc sits behind me doin leg curls
>mires me mid set
>tries to take a sneaky pic
>I grin in mirror
>she blushes and leaves

Today a cutie sat by my side on the bus, and there where a lot of other places she could have sat

Oh God. Her bf**

>snacks huh!
>huh!
>uh!
>!

yikes

>be me
>white guy
>walking through grocery store buying healthy food
>see this cute black girl with a nice butt in yoga pants and double dutch braided hair (my fav)
>continue about my business
>forgot i needed to buy a lemon, go back to get one
>walking towards the lemons shes standing there
>start picking through the lemons and look up and see her looking at me
>she starts talking to me asking if i know where the lemon juice is
>shes giving me this big "i wanna jump your bones" smile
>i cant help but smile back and try to figure out where the lemon juice is with her
>you could cut the sexual tension in the air with a knife
>we both decide that the lemon juice is probaby somewhere near the orange juice
>she says shes going to go look for it and i say "good luck" and she says thanks with a smile and leaves

I love how black girls arent afraid to just approach me and chat in public places. rarely do other girls do this. i get looks and stuff from other girls but they never start up conversation unless i initiate it. anyway i probably should have tried to get this girls number but i never know how to ask for it without coming across as a weirdo

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forgot the best part of the story, i was bagging a lemon while talking to her and when the conversation was over i had picked the shitiest lemon in the basket lol

>be me, based boomer living in Asia
>work online so basically have a ton of free time
>train 2x a day because autism
>wake up in the morning and run shirtless to the gym
>mires all the way from men and women sneaking looks at my abs
>get to the gym. Owner says, “you strong. You take vitamin?”
>raises his eyebrows suggestively “haha vitamin? Vitamin?”
>know he means steroids but take it as a compliment
>run back home, more mires
>hang out in my hostel and work on my computer without a shirt
>mired constantly by silly eurothots thousands of miles from home and desperate for a brown skinned penis
>go to the beach in the afternoon
>pick a spot in the most populated area full of strumpets
>gloriously take off my shirt and reach into my bag...
>remove a bottle of coconut oil and start slathering it all over my body, mogging the entire beach
>stay for an hour before going to my second workout
>run to the gym, more mires
>gym bro asks me about my diet, tells me I have an amazing body
>run home and eat some food
>mfw I’ve structured my life around being mired as often as possible
>mfw I’m still autistic
>mfw I realize that being ripped isn’t the key to happiness
>mfw I’m basically an Instagram thot but without the Instagram

So lost bros...

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help me overthink something bros
>study with this girl I know
>at the end, when she has to leave say:
>me: "hey you wanna like go out sometime?"
>her: "what do you mean?"
in my head I'm ???ring and about to respond, but then quickly after she says
>her: "like to lunch or something?"
>me: "yeah"
>her: *blushes, looks down* "yeah, sure" something something

so wtf is that bros. Am I overthinking it or what. Shes not super flirty like some girls or anything, but she also seems pretty awkward in general, so idk. I know *blushes, looks down* makes it seem like she likes me but it wasn't necessarily a good kind, could've been but idk

pls no bully. This is my first time asking a girl out irl in 3 years. I know I'm awkward and autistic

I don't know man, I'm a kissless turbovirgin that never asked a women out in his life but you should've probably be more direct I guess with both your question and your previous interactions with her

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you have to work on your social gainz bro. your brain is a muscle too and the only way to do social reps is to leave your comfort zone. just go into a conversation knowing that failure is an option and dont beat yourself up for getting rejected. its not the end of the world if you do

see where it goes bro dont set high expectations and if it works out good if it doesnt then dont beat yourself up like you did for the last 3 years. sometimes a girl likes you sometimes they dont. not trying is more of a fail than trying and failing TRUST ME

-Random guy on the internet

she wants your dick in and around her mouth user GET IT GET IT

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I feel ya, and I will

I just hate all the half-measures. it's never an simple yes or a simple no. I mean this was a yes, but it was a weird one, that im not really sure indicates interest

but I guess I will ask her to lunch, as platonic as that sounds. and then after that I guess ill try to ask her on a real date

It was so much easier in high school, when you just asked a chick out and then shes your gf

A girl called me sexy one time when I was running without a shirt I think she was making fun of me though im not sure

>It was so much easier in high school, when you just asked a chick out and then shes your gf
Fuck was it really that easy?

Fuck.

I'm in a similar situation. I'm decent looking and I get mires, but the 'tism takes it all away. I do have my own place though and can hold a superficial conversation with people, I just get nervous if it's gets too personal.

well obviously she has to want it. But yes, in my experience you usually skipped the song and dance of casual dates and then exclusivity talk and whatnot

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Just happened
>Watching dad's dog for the week
>He's a little poodle shih tzu cross
>Everytime I walk him around the neighborhood every fucking girl loses their shit
>Awwww how old is he, what's his name, etc.
>Going to walk dog today
>Step out on to porch
>White trash neighbors are outside arguing
>Neighbors girlfriend and all her fucking kids just moved in, plus all his kids
>Dude looks like Randy from trailer park boys after balding and too many cheese burgers
>GF just looks like a fucking hag, smoking darts every time I see here
>There's mattresses on their lawn plus other random shit like gardening tools
>Hear him yelling at his gf
>WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING TOOLS FUCK
>I DONT FUCKING KNOW, WHERE THE RUCK DID YOU PUT THEM
>I DONT FUCKING KNOW, THATS WHY IM FUCKING ASKING FUCK
>Notice girl is sitting in towbed of white trash guys truck
>She looks Latina, no clue if she's another daughter from a different girl or some shit
>She looks WAY TO GOOD for the white trash family
>She's on her phone with a popsicle while her white trash maybe family is arguing
>Looks over at me
>Gives bratty smile
>Begins suggestively ingesting popsicle like it's a porno or something
>Palmsaresweaty.mp4
>Begin walking dog
>She's eyeing me down as I walk away
>Super weird as I hear the white trash family argue behind her deepthroating the popsicle
>GTFO of weird situation
>Walk dog, get usual mires from random girls saying how nice it is I walk with him and how healthy I must be
>I just walk him around the fucking block lol he's like 7 pounds he can't go far but sure
>Return home
>Somehow the lawn of the white trash neighbors is all torn up and the truck is gone
>Wonder what happened

Fuck she had a alluring gaze, but probably fucked in the head

i know bro. its nice when a girl cant keep her hands off you. makes you feel like a man. i hate when they are insecure or unsure if they like you, makes me feel uninterested after ive been with girls who have been genuinely excited about hanging out

>be me
>6foot 6 inch white man with 8/10 face
>every female everywhere stares in awe at me
>the end

>I have 5/10 face and slightly above average fit body
>Never got off on fucking randos and hate casual sex
>8/10~9/10 beautiful people including IFBB pros slides into my DM now and then
>My insta got only 340 followers because I only post once a month
>Have no idea why I attract these people
>Meet with few of them, go for lunch, shoot the shit, they ask for sex so we fuck
>99% of the time they aren't looking for anything srs, just want me as side dish
>I come home depressed

>inb4 bait
I can only get off on making love, not fucking. It's a nice ego boost when these people come to me especially someone that are somewhat well known in fitness industry but it's also confusing and frustrating that I attract these whores. I just want a family

Post body, and add a timestamp.

Otherwise, you're LARPing

I'm the manager.
you buying my lemons, whore?

I'm not using my trip for a reason. I'm not really trying to prove if my story is legit, I just wanted someone's opinion. You don't have to believe me because no one will and that's okay.

>21st birthday
>roommate insists we go get wasted
>ended up at some college frat party
>things were slow at first but eventually I start to have a good time
>friend goes around announcing it's my birthday, I'm getting loads of attention
>lock eyes with a cute bitch from across the room
>she starts heading my way, giving me eyes the whole time
>introduce myself, next thing I know we're frenching
>nasty bitch, gets slobber all over my face
>all throughout the night touching and petting
>at the end of the night she gives my crotch a nice sniff and we say our goodbyes
>Dog mires are the best

probaby not, depending on how fit you are. In all practicle terms, the majority of men are overweight, dress poorly, have no muscle definition, etc. It's often a combination of all many things. Women love male bodies, but the male body on display is rare, esp. a good one. If you are fit, and shirtless in public [with an actual reason to be shirtless], you are above standard expectations.
ya big 'ol sexy you.

cute

Ask and ye shall receive.. Pic related is me after a 65 hour fast back in Dec that I documented in a YT video. My channel is pretty new, only like 700ish subs but it's growing at like 5 a day or so. Thought about making a trip and posting openly on here but this place is so vicious sometimes.. Anyway I try to keep it real, get a lot of my motivation from /fit as you can see from my autistic post.

Yeah I know.. it's not as bad as I made it sound in the post. I do fuck random girls occasionally when they show up but I don't go out much. I'm flying into Vietnam today and the social scene is a little better out there. What I really want to do is go to LA and intern for RSD for a few months. I'm into making money online too and want to start branding myself as a coach, I feel like that would be a good place to learn.

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I'm not asking for your trip, just post your body and a piece of paper with the date and time written on it.

When'd I fucking ask for a trip???

Well done asking her, man. For some reason, admitting to be comfortable around someone and liking their presence is quite revealing for many people.. So, perhaps, she felt like sacrificing a bit of security by answering yes. But I obviously don't know her. Use your own judgement. Think about the situation a bit, Occam's Razor still applies, partly at least.

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Penis Reduction

love that hair as well bud, but i think thats a wig

Yeah man. Post body. Maybe you have an ugly cute face like a pug or something

Im not impressive or anything I would say at that time I was closer on the skinny side

I mentioned trip because I have fuckers here that knows me irl and I don’t wanna sound like I’m brag posting

Pugs are cute leave them out of it

>working out at school gym
>attempting new squat record @250lbs 3X3
>finish my set and see some guy approaching with his hand out
>"shit man how much is that.. 250? Damn that's heavy, and you're real lean. How much u weigh?"

We talked about our routines for a few minutesthen he left. Felt good getting my first bro mire. Women just don't understand a 400lbs deadlift or 250 squat.

>tfw this will never be your timeline

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thanks bro

this

here in europe we have benches that have like 2 seats. if a qt chooses to sit next to you does it mean anything.

i mean like in college. in some seminary classes with benches that fit like 2 people

F for my nigga. We’re all gonna make it

If there are open benches with noone sitting on them and she chooses to sit next to you it means something

yeah we went in and i was first to sit down and she came straight to me. weird coz she was like a 9/10 and im a manlet with acne scars. doesnt really matter either coz i have debilitating social anxiety too but still. maybe she thought i was non threatening or something

Neither of them are impressive

Just take her out to lunch. Don't think too hard about it

saw this yesterday

Whenever someone white mentions a thick Asian I just automatically think pinayshit and bad taste.

Keep it simple. If she initiated the convo and walked with you to another part of the store, it's a given, just ask. "We should grab a drink sometime, whats your number?". Biggest problem with guys in this situation is over thinking it.

smile and say 'hi'

>just walk up to the manager, give him a firm handshake while looking him dead in the eyes and say "Sir, I'd like a job at this fine establishment". Simple as that bucko!
>just walk up to her, grab her right by the pussy and say "Miss, I'd like to engage in socializations with you that will hopefully lead to coitus."

Girls are autistic too, she just sounds shy.

>Work as barista
> girl comes up to me, asks me for a specific drink and then says "sorry" that it's so specific.
>She has maybe a 5.5/10 face, seems kind of ditzy, so don't really get into a conversation with her even though it seems like she's trying. She starts talking about how she's on a keto diet. After a bit she goes to get a straw from the milk table, and sweet jesus, her ass is just...I can't even describe how great it was. Plump, round, tight, just a gift from God. Started getting an erection immediately. As soon as she came back I engaged her in conversation, and eventually just asked for her number. Got it, texted a bit after I got home, and we're meeting up to make food at my place on sat. God I hope she takes it up the ass.

>literally jog to my car and as she comes out of the same exit I did I flee the scene hoping she doesnt see me in my povertywheels

too much real life.

Fuck I know this feel all too well. Had a girl tell me to my face at a bar, “YOU’RE VERY ATTRACTIVE” and all I did was say “thanks” and go take a piss

because ‘tism

Gains kicked in. Now all of a sudden cars stop to let me pass. Women seem nicer. Get some bulge stares. It's fun

>move to san francisco
>for some reason despite never getting approached or mired in a backwater state, i'm suddenly drowning in bar pussy
>fall in love every time and enter a trainwreck of a relationship with some mentally ill bar slut

better autism than pussyitis