>Shootin the shit with coworkers
>Hot latina with a fat ass walks by
>They all start makin comments about her and shit
>Want to be funny and say "God damn nigga I'd slurp the farts out that fartbox"
>They just look at me weird
How do I make social gains? I am white btw.
Shootin the shit with coworkers
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Alexander Cooper
>How do I make social gains? I am white btw.
First off; don’t talk IRL how you talk here.
Ryder Edwards
This.
Your personality here is not your public face. It varies from person to person but what is said online, especially what is said on Jow Forums in general should never be taken seriously.
Charles Jenkins
>Talking like a nog to sound relatable/funny
Act your race
Camden Butler
Normie humor can't be compared to shit you encounter here, obviously
Jordan Diaz
Its weird because the proper phrase is "Id suck a fart out of her ass"
Aaron Edwards
its all in the delivery
they believed u
Jordan Martin
>be me
>not a socially retarded aspie
really jarbles the marbles how bad I had to fuck up to end up here with you morans
Anthony Hill
start by not saying nigga. i don't care how woke you think you are, it's just cringy
William Davis
>God damn nigga I'd slurp the farts out that fartbox
Dylan Edwards
U aite huwhite boi
Andrew Nelson
it's cus u said nigga u fuckin cracker
Liam Evans
>be at be friend's house
>she asks me to deactivate her Facebook for her
>I haven't had one in years so I'm scrolling through the feed
>see a before and after pic of her friend who started working out a few months ago
>in panties and bra
>fat before
>stretch marked beyond repair and still fat after
>show friend
>"can you imagine the smell?"
My friend looked more disgusted with me than the picture
Easton Price
holy fucking based
Andrew Myers
Seriously what is up with you autists that cannot differentiate your Jow Forums and irl personas? Do you all think the average normie is gonna gonna either get the reference or start laughing?
Carter Morris
Leo Reed
>>They just look at me weird
they sound fuckin lame
Julian Gray
Imagine the smell jokes are based and dont let anyone tell you different
Jaxon Brooks
Sounds based to me. I wouldve kept the bantz going with you.
Anthony Fisher
I cringe thinking about when I used to browse misc freshman year of hs and started using the lingo in daily life. I would say unironically say "serious".
Landon Smith
Nobody likes disgusting comments like that for one.
William Richardson
UH OH
THERE'S A JUST IN MA BOOT
Tyler Allen
>one time when I was like 17 I was smoking a cigarette outside of my wagecuck job with a boomer coworker.
>hot woman with big ass walks by us
>he states with smoke coming out of his mouth that he'd love to fuck her "mouth cunt and ass."
Joseph Davis
what?
Ayden Martin
>be me
>shitpost larping as hardore muslim on int
>be with hot chick
>shes telling a joke but not that funny
> try to laugh and instinctively blur out "ALLAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Adrian Taylor
If you can't not be an autist in public a trick might be to find really fucking filthy jokes and tell them to your co-workers every so often.
That way saying chan-tier stuff just becomes part of your persona and they're habituated to it.
Adrian White
The Randy Jackson
>"Yeaah that's gonna be a no for me dawg"
Is a big part of my vernacular
Angel Ramirez
Calm down monkey
Colton Bell
god damn i love dudes like that
Eli Young
Stop hanging out with mediocre fucks like them.
Did any of you approach and talk to the woman..
or were you all overcome by fear and a lack of self confidence that you just did a verbal circle jerk... ?