Ctrl+f fph

>ctrl+f fph
>no fph
eternal fph

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Mirin those neck gains

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>p

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yeah i would 100% hit that

What’s this expression supposed to convey?

>body has run out of room to store fat so it starts storing it in your fucking face
>fat deposits in face hide your fucking facial expressions

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B & R

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Apparently scared. Because people these days believe politicians should focus on shit like being nice and being politically correct. Instead of you know, running a country

this had me envision a terrifying future where these beasts could slap us with those wiggly appendages and we could do nothing against it.

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>when you're so fat you only have a single facial expression: 'fat'

Classic

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>Consumed
My sides

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Why don't fat people go to restaurants and get those huge meals that if you finish eating within an hour it's free? Seems up their ally.

Apologize.

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Too self-conscious. A confident fatty does not exist. The entire HAES community was born out of pure shame and resentment.

>b

>take this sharpie
>here, let me get my shirt off
>write "black cock only" on my back
Wh...what
>"black cock only," all caps
This marker is red
>i know, it's the only one i could find
Ok
...
There.
>no take my phone
Ok
>and take a picture of it
Why?
>JUST DO IT VERONICA!!!!

That's a shame. It's free food, and some of them are reasonable. Plus them bek g so fat they have a better chance than me. I might do a pancake challenge anyways.

would fit in as a high hp enemy in dark souls please send this to from software

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That's the future that liberals want.

what's the latest with boogie

He just died like 30 minutes ago

>350 pounds
>I'm happy at the size that I am
>I'm SO happy
>Guys, believe me, I am happy at the size that I am
>The size of which is 350 lbs
>Me?
>I'm happy with that.
>Guys-

damn

Competitive eaters tend not to be fat

I know but obese people can already eat so much, it'd probably be easy

A cunt from down under hating a normal looking person

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hunger

obeasts don't really eat a lot at once.
they just never stop eating.

I fucking wish

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> Fat and Happy
That’s what they keep telling themselves, desperately hoping that one day it will be true

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damn imagine giving up this much

> Pretending none of these are true
Fucking delusional

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this shit being pushed to the younger generation fucking sickens me

>Man, I cant even eat that much and I am trying to, how the fuck do these people find the time?

two words:
pre-breakfast

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>filename

>When the fatties accidentally get it absolutely right

You need to have pre-breakfast, breakfast, brunch, lunch, midday snack, afternoon snack, dinner, evening snack, supper and late night snack or your metabolism slows down

still a fatass. just less of a fatass.

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At this point I cant even tell if someone like that is being ironic or not

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Blizzard's newest IP: Overstuffed

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wtf I love Khabib now

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>You can't argue with facts
... yeah thats how facts work

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She still looks better than fatties, but i have to agree with some of the guys there; women who are at that low of a bf% aren't very attractive

This isn't real. Come on...

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this could work if each meal was 200 calories

He admitted to being gay, and likes getting fucked up the ass with a dildo by a woman. Also he admitted to being a furry. Wooooah you sure showed us

damn...

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some jokes write themselves

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In my native language Turkish, the word 'disappointment' is called 'düş kırıklığı. It literally means 'brokenness of dream'; means you failed your dreams.

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>Nobody knows what's wrong with me
You mean you don't want to listen to anyone who says it's because you're carrying around 3 toddlers worth of weight on your upper body.
Easy remedy, I prescribe jaw wired closed until symptoms are relieved.

That's not even that low of a bf% for a woman you fatty

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or you're on the juice

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How the fuck is he eating 3000 calories with the stomach the size of a walnut

Or if you were going on an Unexpected Journey.

4 liters of Mountain Dew a day

>I prescribe jaw wired closed until symptoms are relieved.

I think that was the premise of a netflix show, Insatiable(?). Lordy the fatties made such a row over it

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YASSSSSSSSS

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YASS QUEEEN SLAY

BOW TO YOUR AFRICAN QUEEEEEN WHITE BOI

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this is truly devolving into an art form

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ah yes, the traditional african feature of being fat as fuck

>likes getting fucked up the ass with a dildo

i bet they're impressed on size queen forums when they hear how long of a dildo he makes her wear until they find out how little of it actually penetrates.

>M U T A N T S

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>you can't argue with facts
Well yeah, that's why they're called facts.
I mean, you can argue if you want, but it's a pointless exercise.

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Dude that girls a smoke show are you high?

> if you prefer sweets over sweat

every fucking time. absolutely based hulu

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Is the dildo thing true or are you just adding flare to that comment

He racist tho

Everyone's just living they're lives. Why do you care? He seems happy, are you against happiness? Are you so bitter that you get upset when people are happy? Why do you care dude? It doesn't affect your life. People are individuals and can do whatever they want. I am just happy that people are happy. Everyones doing their best. We're all basically the same person. No one is smarter or better than anyone else lol who are you to judge? Wow you're soooo smart for judging and criticizing someone. Why judge someone? Why not just let him live his life? Why do you care so much? Im happy for others when their happy. I dont judge

Ummm why are you so upset? You literally have a great life? Why don't you just relax? haha You can do whatever you want in modern society. Aren't you tired of being upset about things you can't change? Why don't you just relax and enjoy life? Why waste your time criticizing others, lol? Why not just relax and stop being upset? Who hurt you? Who hurt you so that you feel the need to judge others instead of just enjoying life and relaxing? Why are you so upset? I'm happy, other people are happy, why can't you be happy? Life is good and everyone's just trying their best to be happy and buy the things that make them happy... Maybe the problem is really with you?? Idk maybe you need to learn to relax and stop being so obsessed with what other people are doing? Why don't you just relax user, and enjoy life?

Okay Tyrone, she's all yours!

What's the matter fat people? Why don't you want the societal benefits of being thin?

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I fucking hate fat ppl and don't say any of this pretentious shit. Just stop eating you fat cunts. It's really not that hard. Or work out a fuck ton and become an absolute unit.

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>ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST
>PAYPALME/
>___THE LION
>That face
This is too good

Though I want to see the whole rant the fatty goes on, the screenshot cuts off so beautifully.
It just hints at the wall of absolute seething butthurt.
Perfezionare

I went out with a couple of real African girls the other night and goddamn they were skinny and fit! I want to visit Africa now.