How do I find a braphog like Pic related to impregnate?
How do I find a braphog like Pic related to impregnate?
Austin Price
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Daniel Brown
me on the left
Benjamin Phillips
Do crossfit and relentlessly flirt with women until someone says yes.
Then workout for real later.
Nicholas Butler
>impregnate
Mate, you could have the most potent, aggressive sperm on Earth, but you wouldn't be able to get this bitch pregnant.
Parker Parker
what about her? could she get pregnant?
Juan James
Damn, those protein braps she prob produces
Easton Collins
Liam Wright
Gays will get dyel twinks and bring them to the gym, turning them into thick muscle jocks. Try doing that with a girl.
William Garcia
As fertile as an acre of glass and concrete.
Jaxson Harris
tell me more about your doctorate in vargology
Parker Rodriguez
oh no no no no no
the absolute state of varg parroting fags
Angel Thompson
Daniel Lopez
I've unironically thought about this because a lot of Jow Forums grills do crossfit, but I have bad knees and am worried about injuries doing meme workouts like xfit. Is it safe?
haha that would be pretty disgusting haha can you imagine if you were going down on her and she BRAPped haha!
Evan Perry
Sorry, user, gear makes girls infertile. What you need is a cardio bunny to impregnate.
Luis Long
The problem with crossfit and it's injuries stem from people not frequently repeating the same exercises. So while you're doing something like a deadlift 1-2x a week, slow and focusing on form the crossfit MIGHT do it once a month. Then you add in the retarded meets where they're running a timed circuit so that's when snap city receives an refugee crisis.
Jayden Brooks
Went completely off gained weight and pumped themselves with a fuckton of crossfit corp funded fertility drugs.
Can't have the normie females be terrified for their fertility and femininity.
Logan Sanchez
so you're saying that as long as I'm smart and cautious, I can do CrossFit, meet a qt like pic-related, convince her to BRAP on my face, and then impregnate her? All without getting injured?
Done, it's worth the $200/month.
Hunter Wright
Or just take Anavar like basically 98% of females who train in cross-fit and be pain, injury free.
Nathan Lee
user....these motherfuckers do the same shit nonstop for hours on end randomly and end up injured and in the hosptial
Cooper Morgan
>Implying those bitches are on anavar
They're also mainlining masculanizing shit as well.
The "winners" of those tourney's and the chicks with the MASSIVE cores.
Jayden Bailey
That's nice that they use ear pro for the baby at the gun range
Landon Flores
I want to cum in the divots her tear felts make and fill them up
I want to eat her ass and lick her armpits
No homo
Levi Ross
if you're cut and not uploading shirtless pics to fetlife and tumblr i feel bad for you son
Joseph Bailey
>CrossFit
>the athletic washout sport
Pick 2
Enjoy your gde children
Jacob King
>MASSIVE cores.
>not wanting to cum inside a fridgemode crossfit brapqueen
Not gonna make it
Adrian Richardson
Easiest way is to make one. Get a low-SE chubby with looks potential and overtime make increasingly overt comments regarding her weight while suggesting she goes to the gym or better yet, have a home gym.
Sculpt her as you please, remembering to reward positive behavior and scorning laziness.
Luis Moore
Male attributes in women are attractive to some extent, but at that point you might as well fuck a dude.
Nathaniel Anderson
I'm doing this desu. Have a 5'7 chubby gf with long arms and a big ass. When I train her to deadlift 300 I'm going to impregnate her
Benjamin Clark
Bitter. The post
Blake Taylor
She looks like she fucks potatoe guys
Owen Anderson
Based
Bentley Green
Topkek u witty cunt
Ryan Ross
you're not going to hide your shame
Brody Roberts
If dubz you fuck a dude.
Jack Sullivan
You nigger those were mine
Gavin Flores
this is pathetic
Gavin Ortiz
me on the right
Jacob Lopez
Yoinks
Cameron Mitchell
ha I did it again
get rekt fag
Matthew Ortiz
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Andrew Price
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kevin Morgan
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jaxon Diaz
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Josiah Morgan
DUBS CHECKEM
Evan Long
Kayden Edwards
you have to sniff
Sebastian Ortiz
Holy shieeeet
Justin Long
Fuck you bitch
Carter Taylor
not attractive at all
Kayden Morales
Cooper Carter
took you a pathetically long time to be honest
Grayson Wright
jesus fucking christ user
Cameron Lee
Carson Clark
Matthew Robinson
Dylan Parker
Fucking kek, nice.
John Lewis
Julian Moore
Nolan Sullivan
Connor Flores
>Tfw they will never force their legs around as you're about to cum, not able to resist cumming inside of them
>Tfw your offspring will never be in the top 99th gene percentile due to high test in the womb and optimal nutrition.
Juan Green
Jason Lee
Nathaniel Brown
Charles Bell
Gavin Morris
Elijah Reed
Landon Russell
Pic related is the real braphog you want.
Jonathan Russell
Jaxson Martin
Brandon Stewart
Instagram fame seems like a strange hell to be trapped in
Chase Gonzalez
Ryan Roberts
>disgusting western whores
Makes me glad to know none of them will reach the olympics.
Bentley Jones
>tfw work outside building and lifting shit so going to the gym is a pain in the ass because I do it enough at work
>tfw I will never meet a fit gf to crush my windpipe between her biceps
Adam Moore
Whomst?
Nathaniel Diaz
Tyler Baker
weaboos are a disease
Adrian Parker
WITNESSED
Brayden Carter
Wear tight enough jeans that flash the dick bulge. But ONLY when you walk, as the jeans cup it. Perfectly outlining the cock. What was the question?
Ethan Young