Walk into boomer gym

>walk into boomer gym
>HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

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>walk into boomer gym
>LET'S GET PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL

Why does the zoomer look like one of those nazi officers with glasses

>enter boomer gym
>BORN TO BE WIIIIIIILD

Every other fuckboy (and a lot of fuckgirls) in the early-mid 2010's has/had that side shaved buzzed hair. The "hitler youth" that's shared by a lot of woke virtue signaling NPC hipsters as well as Spencer (the irony)

I go to a fucking YMCA and the boomers are out of control. Yesterday they were talking about how stupid millennials were and that socialism doesn’t work.
>at least I don’t go to a libtard gym

They're not wrong - most of us are dipshits and socialism doesn't work.

Spencer is a liberal cuck

The zoomer should fear the boomer

>Old gym in my home town
>80 dollars/year
>Had ALL kinds of powerlifting/free weight equipment
>Platforms, 10 + barbells, logpress bar, belts and straps, huge metal bowl of chalk in middle of gym
>4 squatracks, 3 benches and 4-5 adjustable benches
>Core group is strongfat and bodybuilders who actually compete
>Gym owner pulls 300 kg diddlys for reps
>Metal or boomer rock always playing from an old cd player with huge speakers
>tfw setting squat PR's as a teen while having 2 massive boomers shouting and slapping your back with sabaton in the background

>Move in to bigger city
>Nearest gym is 400 dollar/year
>Has two squatracks, three fucking smithmachines
>ONE actual bench suited for benchpress
>DB's only go up to 35 fucking kg's
>Tons of useless machines with instructions for 20 + excercises with various settings
>Circlejerk gym group lead by dyel PT occupies basement floor where the squatrack is every morning and every evening
>Katy Perry-tier music, literally playing the spotify top 100 list every morning
>forced to wear earbuds like some ultra sperg, barely make conversation at the gym anymore
>Gym clientele is stringers-wearing zoomers, cardio thots, paki curl-n-scream squads, 2 massive oldfags (mirin) and a small group of elderly in the morning
>mfw stepping over boxes, rubber bands and medicine balls left in front of the squatrack by the previous evening's "Grit strength group"

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Your old gym sounds like the reason I want to move to America

This is actually in Sweden, I used dollars because muricuh can't into conversions

>walk into boomer gym
>YOU'VE BEEN TRYIN' VERY HARD
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>they were talking about how stupid millennials were and that socialism doesn’t work.
BASED BOOMERS
>most of us are dipshits and socialism doesn't work.
BASED ZOOMER DIPSHIT
>2 massive boomers shouting and slapping your back with sabaton in the background
youtube.com/watch?v=1M7sUCElJK0
BASED BOOMERS 4 ETERNAL VICTORY

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All gyms in swedish cities are like that user. At least here in the south. Wish I could find one that's similar to your old gym.

your old gym was BASED

>Walk into a boomer gym
>YOU'VE BEEN
>...
>THUNDERSTRUCK

>most of us

Most of YOU. I was born in the 80s. I claim no association with you post '95, iPhone raised shitknockers.

>Walk into a boomer gym
>YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPARATED

>be boomer
>embrace multiculturalism, sell out everything for cancerous social programs and vote to extend government overreach to extremes
>responsible for the greatest financial crisis in world history, completely helping to fuck over their children's generation from ever owning a home themselves
>sell out their own homes to foreign investors so their own kids have to rent for the rest of their lives (fuck you vancouver)
>be the first gen to be famous for spitting on and disgracing their own vets
>terrible at saving anything from money to time to their own homes
>complain about millenials

Fucking boomers embraced socialism and then pretend like they hate it

>Walk into a boomer gym
>SEARCHIIIIIIING
>........
>SEEK AND DESTROY!

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wrong boomers

Real socialism has never been tried.

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>walk into boomer gym
>ALL ABOARDDDDD HAHAHAHA
>AYE AYE

>KNEES WEAK PALMS SPAGHETTI

t. college freshman

>walk into doomer gym
>......
>I
>......
>WILL
>......
>BE
>I WILL BE HEARD

>walk into boomer gym
>TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
>OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOME

pls be bait

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>walk into sperlord gym
>ONLEE IF I COUDDD DIVE INTO OTHER
>LIKE IT WAS OSHEEN CARASD BY ITS WATAH
>LOSSS MUH SELV FO E V UH

>walk into boomer gym
>BABY
>WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU
>I THINK ABOUT LOOOOVE

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>walk into boomer gym
>DONTTT YOUUU. FORGET ABOUT ME.

Old gym sounds absolutely based

Shit, I'd prefer anything over the Spotify top nig playlist on loop in mine

>walk into boomer gym
>Weird combination of 80s gym wear fashion, strongmode built at bodies and beer huts
>getting dirty looks for doing situps
>guy walks over and asks if I need a spot during curls
>FM 92.5 blasting over the radio
>guys drinking protein in the change room naked talking about having a "few beers" later
>parking lot littered with minivans and sport suvs
>gym is either super clean or the equivalent of a nuclear wasteland with weights scattered everywhere and chalk hand prints on the glass
>receptionist is always one of their daughters

Actually my playlist.... a-am I a doomer boomer?

>DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

my current gym is all cheap remixes of 2010-2013 pop music , the gym that is a little too far away is all cool shit like RHCP, metal, rock, alt rock and about 10 times the size. Shame it's a little too far.

Gay bait

Bait

>walk into planet zoomer
>i'm a little bit psycho little bit psycho

>mfw Powerlifting Boomer compliments your Deadlift
>"You weigh 170 at 6,1? Thats a ton of weight for your size, keep it up."

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>i'm a little bit psycho little bit psycho
hate this song so much

just fucking enjoy it and not be swayed by stupid memes made by jaded trolls

>tfw boomer trapped in zoomers body

walk into boomer gym

>IM A WILD CHILD COME AND LOVE ME
>I WANT YOUUUHUUU
>MY HEART IS AN EXILE I NEED YOU TO TOUCH ME

Not cool bro

Jesus user we're not talking about actual boomers. lrn2meme.

What kind of autistic psychopath goes to the gym without headphones? I didn't even know they play music at gyms, I thought it was just tvs on mute.

>tfw no boomers who cheer you in while setting new PRs to the tune of Sabaton
That gym sounds like guy heaven.

>SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE

*sip*
Yep, socalism dont work ya dumb millennial
*sip*
hey I paid into social security you cant take it away

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Literally same

weak hetero bait

>social security is socialism
Who owns the means of production again?

So if america has more social programs without the government controlling the means of production that is fine right? That means UBI is not a socialist program

>That means UBI is not a socialist program
That is correct. UBI/Citizens dividends have been advocated for by numerous ideologies, including Georgists, Geolibertarians, John Locke, and in Thomas Paine's Agrarian Justice.
If someone told you that UBI is a socialist policy then they're either dumb or manipulating you.

To determine what economic system is in play you must ask yourself who controls the means of production. But also keep in mind that no pure system exists.

Ooo, in fact, Karl Marx was alive when George wrote Progress and Poverty and he made it very clear that it was not socialism. He called it capitalism's "last ditch".

ur beyond salvation user :(

This is why I want a home gym, cant find any boomer gyms. My state seems to have nothing in terms of powerlifting or weightlifting gyms.

Good responses. The only issue is that the way actual boomers view and use the word socialism is not how you described. It is usually in reference to social programs or UBI while they ignore their own indulgence into these systems.

tranny

Yeah, m8, idiots exist in every group. Disconnect the internet and go outside and I think you'll find it's more of a meme than anything.

>open the gym door
>WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT FUN AND GAMES

Every. Fucking. Time.

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man I would kill to go to a gym that played classic Rainbow stuff

Holy shit this, rainbow and dio in general is prime boomer tier

>walk into boomer gym
>ON A COLD WINTER MORNING

The fact that they've paid into social programs and people are trying to take it away is an example of how socialism and relying on the government doesn't work.

ngl this is SO much better than having to hear j cole again

>walk into boomer gym
>"POUR SOME SUGAR OHN MEE"

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search and destroy>seek and destroy

youtu.be/-EIZieAXlxo

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>enter boomer gym
>*crack*
>*sip*
>YOU'LL TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO
>YOU'LL FIRE YOUR MUSKET BUT I'LL RUN YOU THROUGH

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Those are actual 60 year old boomers.
30 year old boomers know damn well that we'll never see a dime of social security gibs
t. 30yo boomer

Spencer is a Zionist Jew, which makes it even more ironic.

I used to go to a gym like yours as well in my hometown. It's nearly impossible to find a gym like that in a bigger city. The only equivalent you could find for the good ol' boomer gym is by setting up a shared home gym somewhere with some bros/people you meet online.

>Ironic
They are litterally trying to popularize nazi's so that the holocaust thing can continue on in the public consciousness.

I wish my gym played Iron Maiden
actually they play a lot of country
>youtube.com/watch?v=F_uV3cbUkRI
>that fucking song
>every time

I can't stand country music. It's just pop music sung by people playing up and exaggerating a southern twang.

Mostly 80's early 90's r&b/pop done with a country twang actually.

>walk into gym of late 20 somethings
>just a few medicine balls and ropes
>all workouts led by a DYEL twink PT for god knows how much a session
>WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

>just a few medicine balls and ropes
the ropes are for kys, i hope?

I dunno man, the boomers I have talked to are like that.
That is not the point. The point is that boomers are hypocrites

thats my dream gym. Goddamn.

>walk into boomer gym
>BACK IN THE GAME, BREAKING HEARTS AGAIN

Kek

Based on this pic, are y'all Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer?

I'm a based Zoomer (born 98).

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Core Millenial by Primary audience, but I remember watching most shows and playing most consoles from the Early Millenial and Late Gen X era.

Core millenial by birth year but i grew up without tv/consoles, so none of those things give me nostalgia

>tfw i singed to the same gym in big city
>tfw its all true
holy fuck ... i really need to set up someshit at home

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THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

I am almost but not really mad about this sometimes. My dad, who grew up in a very commie country, suggested a haircut that was short on the sides and long/swept on the top to compliment my babby gains in the last few years before cancer took him. Now a bunch of zoomers and lefties wear the cut too.

>walk into boomer gym
>DON'T. STOP... BELIEEEEEEVIN'

>walk into actual boomer gym
>BACK, TRACK, DO IT AGAAAAIIIN
>WHEELS TURNIN' ROUND AND ROUND

You start any shit in that boomer gym and I'll kick your teeth in

Immediately disliked once I saw that bitch

post body, I'm 6'1 at 150 and wanna see what body I could potentially get if I put in the effort.