Whats the best compliment you ever got regarding your body?

looks shopped but my dick still hard

Some girl molested my butt while I was waiting in line at the movies. She simply replied "Nice" when i turned around in terror at the thought of surprise buttsex in public

You wide as wardrobe

>molested
>buttsex
Was there...penetration involved?!

idk the lines in the background dont blurr

ever since i went to the gym i saw some huge legs/asses/bodies so nothing shocks me anymore

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When a girl gasped as I pulled my pants down

Quad mires best mires

Guys in my company started calling me huge. I refer to people as "big guy" a lot and when I did one day, he responded by calling me "bigger guy"
Felt good.

"why do the skinny boys always have the biggest dicks?''

You sound like a faggot

I'm fat but I'm in top 5% length and girth-wise, according to that website.
Not like I had a chance to actually show it off or anything, but even knowing that keeps me going.

>are you using steroids?
>Your stretchmarks make you look like a viking
>your arms are the size of My legs

I wouldnt stress about size if you're a virgin.
Getting laid in the first place should be 99% of your sexual concerns

Not a virgin, unless rub&tug doesn't count. But yeah, I'm actively trying to get laid. No success of course.

>You have like the perfect combination of muscle and fat.
>I love it when you walk around shirtless

But in my native language. I’m not even that big.

maybe go to hetero gym

>you've got nice hair, too bad you're losing it

It's all about proportions

>long hair past my shoulders
>thinning on top
>gonna have a skullet in a few years

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shiet, user's got abs now

You have any the body of a 25 year old, 53 at the time.

>I really don't want to piss you off bro

1. straight guys work out their glutes and legs too

2. what even is a hetero gym

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You're so tall

-Stacy

Of course it doesn’t count

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What mode is this?

Was basically skinnier version of this back in the day.

"I want to cook you a steak and give you a blowjob"

>inspiration folder
Riiigghhtt

This

"I'm not your physical therapist, but you have great form with your squat".

Why wouldn't it? Full penetration is full penetration, doesn't matter if you pay for it in a shady place behind a Panda Express

I got a sweet smile from oldman today in gym while doing cardio. Thats the best compliment i've ever gotten

>"you're not as ugly as I originally thought, user!"

Isn't that a pickup line from the early 2000s when pickup artists were a thing?

Countless times any variation of "you're so tall *-*" or asking my height. Compliments on my ass and general ass grabbing by chicks at the club, and compliments on how lean I am (still skeleton mode, only with better legs, ass and pegs).

when will they learn?

my future husband mode

I'm a regular at this one Asian restaurant. One time I went in and the 16 year old hostess told me that I have nice looking arms.

The only people that hit on me are underage girls, women who are 20-30 years older than me, and gay niggas. Fucking sucks, bros.

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Fucked a tinder grill and when I was getting dressed she said something like "..omg you look like a model" and we fucked again.

>Damn user, if you were a girl you’d have a nice ass
Th-thanks?

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this
feels good af

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>Do you want to be a stripper? You got the body

This guy punched below his weight

My coworker molested my pecs and complimented them when she is drunk.

pecs abs solid

>He's built like a brick shithouse

Working class british term for a big guy

Nice.

"Wow user. You have great veins!"

Dick size is largely genetic. It’s like saying why are all the fat guys tall.

He probably could have married any whore. He chose a trad wife instead.

Subtly revealing she's a massive whore

"You looking thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"

>You have a handsome penis

It is nice and big, quite girthy , veiny and tan like the rest of me (not foreign , English , just olive )

Creative compliments are best compliments.

>inspiration folder

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I wonder if this guy is even good. Those shoes he's wearing are basically the mark of "I just started wrestling". Anybody whose been in it since childhood have usually picked up a better pair. I beat a lot of guys in HS who obviously spent more time in the gym than on the mat.

They never got butthurt about losing though because they got to go home being joocy while I had ringworm, swollen ears and nose

I want to believe

ex gf saying "whoa" as I undressed in our first fuck, and then:

>you know you have a fucking impressive body, right?... yeah, of course you know it

in hindsight I think that a lot of it was her being insecure, but still, that mire boosted my confidence

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Wew

yup, what about it? im straight

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not gonna lie, I got a goal body folder too

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>Your nose is in the right place
I'm not even kidding...

tfw i dont know if i want to be him or want him to be my boyfriend

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post nose

I usualy get compliments on my eyes. green eyes with very bushy eyebrows. basicaly stick out a lot.

otherwise I guess my body. I'm naturaly skinny with small hips so so when I bulked properly and got to 1/2/3/4 i looked wide as fuck.

>Seriously?? It's like you're photoshopped!

>user do you workout? You're looking swole!
>You have a good butt
>Your shirt is too tight dude
>Your pants look loose

mainly weight-loss compliments

Anyone have the pic of the dummy thicc manlet in briefs?

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whats your ethnicity

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you so big you make my pussy hurt white man

gf putting her hands on my lats
>wtf you have wings

"damn you're strong for how lean you look"

nope but im interested too

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"Seriously, I don't like big guys. Pls stop."

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the first time i fucked this chick as soon as i put it in she went "oh wow you're thick aren't you" in a gasping, suprised voice

that was like 6 years ago and i still think it was one of the hottest thing that's ever been said to me

>inspiration folder

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Rub n tug is a hand job. If you paid for sex it sort of counts. You just need the Conquest part now

While she was riding me, she stopped, and with her hands made a rectangle over my shoulders and chest, and said "This part, mmhmm"

a handjob does not cause you to lose your virginity. LMBO

"You have nice cheek bones"

whats that gif supposed to convey kiddo

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Yeah but they don't save pics of other guys' glutes and legs

>whee.. you're getting too big... nah.. all young guys should look like that...
Thanks Dad.

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Look where you are.

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I think I have a body goal now. Pretty much was 75% the way to this long ago. Now that I'm more wise to actually building size and strength, should be doable.

>Your chest is huge
the thing is my arms are small so it makes my chest look bigger by comparison.
It also grows much easier and faster than my arms do

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man it must feel good

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>inspiration folder
Nigga you about as straight as a rainbow

did he give you an n-word pass