It doesn’t matter how fit you are if you have a shitty personality, nobody wants to be friends with an autistic weirdo

>it doesn’t matter how fit you are if you have a shitty personality, nobody wants to be friends with an autistic weirdo.
>normies who have never lifted a weight in their lives are out there getting qt girlfriends.
>Nobody wants to talk to you because you’re uninteresting and always talk about the gym and they can’t relate.

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Just be positive, people love to be around positive people

Getting fit was a meme bros. Why have I spent all of this time and money at the gym when I could have been improving my personality and making friends.

My goal is to be more off-putting and make people afraid.

>If you want people to talk to you, look like you want to talk to people.

>Smile more, and put yourself out there.
>Pretend to care or have empathy.
>Get a hobby that can connect you with people, like a book club or go to a bar, and try to initiate conversation.

>Don't ever start with hey how are you, that's how conversation dries up.

>Say a greeting and then ask a question about something relevant to the situation.
>invoke the normie inside of you.

>You can do this frens. It's not hard.

If you have time thinking about this you are clearly not lifting enough. Go to the gym right now and squat till you puke.

Why not do both?

that will only work on people like you who are fearful, which are usually also quick to anger. enjoy having as much drama as a 16 year old teenage girl. everyone else is too busy struggling or focusing on goals.

Mind Body Soul

>"My goal is to be more off-putting and make people afraid."
> "hehe, maybe I can sound badass if say this on the internet" *snort Laugh*
> user presses send on the crusty keyboard.
> Realizes he is hungry, as a low grumble sounds from his fatty folds.
>"Time for breakfast", he grunts as he gets up from his stained chair.
> He waddles past a dusty bench with weights without a second thought.
> "I'm lucky I have a freezer and microwave in here," user chuckles as he rummages like an animal through the freezer.
> His sticky plump hand moves past the frozen vegetable months old and reaches for the frozen tenders.
> As he waits for the tenders to warm, he looks forlornly at a poster of a muscular man holding a fresh head of broccoli.
> The microwave beeps don't penetrate Anos thoughts.
>" I'll eat healthy. Once I buy better food!"
>He grabs the piping hot tenders, and heads back to the computer
>As he waddles, he doesn't turn towards the rotting fruit left a month prior.

unironically great advice

I've always watched normies interact, and what they are attracted to.

If you just imitate their behaviors and don't be autistic, you can get by.

Even better if you meet up with more Jow Forums bros.

>then ask a question about something relevant to the situation
This is where I fail, I have no idea what to ask.

you can go on google or any search engine, and search for "Conversation starters"

To keep the conversation going, Talk about them rather than about you because people want to talk about themselves, like the narcs they are.

When they are talking they are like an open book. Just say shit every now and then, and now you have a conversation.

Extra points if you can collect information to hold over their heads.

>At work with lightskin mutt cutie
>Lunch with just us two its going great
>planning on asking her out after
>talking about the food we got
>ask her jokingly how she can handle it so well when Im getting teary eyes like a bitch from the spice
>"haha user its because Im black"
>I respond "oh dont be so harsh on yourself" absentmindedly
Turns out shes not latina but half black.

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You know that latinas are the result of mixing whites, blacks and indigenous people for generations?

A half black girl might actually be whiter then latinas.

>dont be so hard on yourself
should have said "nobody's perfect"

you blew it, bro

user where is your grave?

No it is your face, height, money that is the issue.
Most people are boring retards.

Kek

>imagine being so triggered that you write this wall of text

Friends are overrated and honestly a nuisance in general I've had shit loads but now only have ~3 I keep in touch with and rarely hang with 24yo btw

no time for people only time for gains and glory

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>Wheres my trophy for most triggered

kek

The normies that have girlfriends and have never lifted a weight are all 6'2 with a large frame and 8/10 face, so yes they would have girlfriends

Sounds like this is comming from some where personal user...

Are you doing okay?

How do you explain the poor uggos manlets with gfs?

Get an interesting hobby and become known in your circles for it, instant point of conversation. I suggest rock climbing

Stop talking about the gym dumbass, nobody cares. Get a real hobby.

Shoo shoo gain goblins

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I'm doing good.
I just have an imagination.

>rock climbing
>interesting
What do you talk with people about?
Oh yeah the other day i climbed this rock and it was very big

>strength and flexibility necessary
>grip strength
>difficult portions of the route

You can insert lifting in there too.
"Oh what did you do today?"
"I lifted up things and put them back down for an hour and a half"

quit whining because you can talk about literally anything as long as the crowd seems interested. current events, goals, your grandma's casserole from thanksgiving you just learned how to make. literally anything.

cope level 10/10 nice

They have actual conversation skills and have desirable personalities.

Jow Forums needs to leave, you’re the reason this board has turned to shit

>me lift heavy thing
>me post on turkish gay forum about it
>me angry because someone posted something non reladed to heavy things or brap

Kys. A fitness board isn’t a place for
>being fit doesn’t matter it’s all personality
Coping robots need to kill themseves

Okay user, I hope you are.
Bless.

forced pasta

Your welcome.