Why aren't you showing off your fitness gainz at Ultra Music Festival (UMF) right now, bros?
Rave Health
Nathaniel Scott
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Levi Watson
Because I'll look like Terry Crews from WhiteChicks in that rave scene.
And there probably won't be enough asian girls and latina's to fuck.
Michael Young
is that lady not wearing a shirt
Landon Torres
EDM music is fucking shit
Ian Scott
Nope.
Just stickers.
Alexander Harris
Lol what year is this, 2012?
>Not listening to old man music like Cash, Stan Rogers, John Denver, etc.
Cameron Rogers
>Miami
>not enough latinas to fuck
Have you ever been to Miami...?
Brandon Flores
UMF in Korea has an abysmal lack of drugs.
Matthew Roberts
Because Miami is a shithole and Ultra hasn't been worth going to in years.
Landon Smith
>rave
>no drugs
What the fuck is wrong with Korea, we shoulda let the commies have the whole thing.
Logan Kelly
Live stream is happening now.
Get in before it's too late:
youtube.com
Joseph Brown
Gonna wait for Carl Cox
Eli Phillips
>open it
>it's a 303 solo
Wish I could skip to some shots of underage whores rolling their tits off.
Caleb Torres
>its a slaneesh episode
Oliver Perry
is ultra even cool anymore? its not 2011 anymore
Nathaniel Reyes
It's a bit over-priced.
Charles Jenkins
is it easy to get laid at raves?
Jeremiah Davis
fuck bros i'm going next year. gunna suck face with 100 molly'd out stacies. i'll be 21 too. and a whole year worth of gains until then.
cringe
Jordan Sullivan
Not a lot of energy in that crowd, did we miss the orgy?
Daniel Collins
hope u OD and choke on ur own vomit kid lmao
Benjamin Lewis
Based bro. Its true one of my old buddies is really into the scene but im pretty sure people get into it because its a social scene. It attracts a lot of extroverts. So pretty much people that dont really think for themselves. Its crazy how a shitty dj gets more fame and love than an actual artist. They litterally just move switches and knobs to alter the sound effects. I hate normies.
Charles Brooks
i've candy flipped a number of times also do you even lift lmao pussy
Aiden Garcia
No. Great to meet people but the logistics of fucking is hard, you’re far from your hotel and with big groups of people all out of their minds on drugs. However it will set you up for many future lays.
Asher Clark
> resistance
Based. Best stage.
Leo Reed
Does this ever sound not like a Rez stage?
Cooper Cox
It’s not about the music. It’s not like seeing a band ... it’s about hanging out and fucking around and dancing with your friends. Obviously a dj isn’t a musician or a performer the same way as somebody who plays instruments but it’s not for the same purpose.
Juan Roberts
Rezz is shit. And it’ll sound different with every artist but if you’re not into house or techno it might be boring and repetitive to you.
Jose Gray
>taking fagpills
>Presence with those on fagpills
Pass
Anthony Gonzalez
Getting pretty lit right now.
Aaron Ward
Yup just proves my point to what i said. Its a shit genre for music
Hudson Rogers
Fuck I could use a molly
Bentley Carter
Shit I will be doing that this summer. Got a job working at a number of festivals in the coming months.
James Gonzalez
sure, but is it fun when you're having a fucking panic attack at a festival, dunno if that's worth it plus i have no friends
James Cook
EDM has taken a massive dive in quality and festivals are shit and expensive af so nah