>Working as a nightclub bouncers
>Drunk girls always touch me, kiss me and hug me
>Some flirt with me
Would would Jow Forums do? will i be looked at weird if i touch them back or squeeze their ass? or perhaps even ask for a number? I'm bad with women.
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Do not respond to any of their advances. You could be accused of sexual harassment or assault.
Beat the fuck out of them for sexually harassing me
they want you to get them in for free.
only approach them off the clock.
Sounds like bullshit, they are initiating and flirting. I just want to know if i can ask for a number.
I'm not at the front door, i'm a roving guard. They are ALREADY inside. So there goes your theory.
>touch drunk women
>get accused of sexual harassment by said women
>'but she started it'
Won't work buddy
What if they are kissing me or TOUCHING ME on the chest or thighs? Why the fuck cant i touch them back?
They are obviously horny and want the D.
Based
legally, I don't even think drunk women can consent.
ass grab is too much
otherwise you reciprocate what they do like hug or kiss back (on the cheek). anything more is kinda creepy and you'll be on your ass quickly for harassment
dude you're on the job
Do I need to look intimidating to be a bouncer? I'm strong and know how to box, but my appearance is very plain.
Noted, i might grab some hips, or kiss them back from now on. I'll see, if they keep it up i might take out my mobile with the number pad open.
And?? what are you saying?
Be a real man and curb them like the THOTs that they are. You're at work and they are diseased sluts. Act like a professional.
what said. It's not fun but behaving any way other than professionally will come off weird m8. The reason they touch you and stuff is probably because thus far you've been acting professionally.
>Act like a professional.
No, if i can get some free easy pussy, I'm down especially if they looking hot.
You're gonna get rekt you doofus
Wear a scary mask.
How else is a bouncer supposed to fucking pick up?
You expect me to just stand there while they kiss or touch me and not do something back?
Dude don’t reciprocate at work you’ll look pathetic. Smile and nod and have them move along - just get a number here and there and hit them up after your shift.
So now i can ask for a number? cunts on here need to make up their fucking mind.
I cant touch, but can ask for a number?
Gently brush them away. That is sloppy fucking behavior. If they’re that hot then just get their number. Control yourself idiot.
Yes. Exactly. Or just give your number. Whatever. But do it sparingly, you’ll seem desperate if you’re texting every single sloppy thot.
Decide on whether you prefer your job or getting your dick wet, and post results.
Have fun losing your job
>hh-have fun l-=losing
I don't give a fuck, you moron. Million other security jobs. I'm doing this for pussy.
Alright, IMO: Hugs are okay as long as everything's kept above board on your part. Get the occasional number gg you're set.
Cheers I'll do that then. Just hug, hands on her hips,. and number.
Lmao. You sound like a real winner babe
Cheers, would ask for your number. But I'm not into niggers or the overweight. I like my white girls and latinas.
You autistic or something?
You are at work so do your job
If a chick is all over you, be a man and tell her sorry I'm working, but here is my number, call me when you are sober.
If she calls, then she is actually interested in you and if not, well you probably dodge a harrassment charge then
>hands on her hips
THAT'S NOT ABOVE BOARD!! Lower back at the lowest m8
Racist, dumb, misogynistic, unprofessional. Let us know when you get canned
legally, youre a fuckin faggot
GO BACK
youre gonna get fired you autistic fuck
>You are at work so do your job
I can do my job and pick up at the same time.
Noted.
Put a blunt in it Tyqueria, and stop whining.
So?
youre right user, let us all convene telepathically thru the hive mind and we will give you a single consistent answer
Lmao why you assuming that’s my name?
>mfw seeing this whole thread
Op youre an autistic retard
helps to have a shaved head
are you a fucking autist?
Kek, OP you are a straight up autist and based on this thread I really would not be surprised if you are completely misreading the signals and these girls are not interested in you at all. Feel free to go groping drunk girls whilst you’re on shift though mate, I can foresee no consequences for something like that.
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Were I your boss, I wouldn't be happy about you flirting with my bread and butter. Especially if you're getting feeling drunk girls up. You are there to kee po the peace and let other guys take the girls home. You did not just find a job that pays you to make time with drunk bitches.
>babe
Eat shit onions boy trap
Just do it and report back with results you whiny bitch lmao
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