FFFFUUARCK THEY'RE ONTO US

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Doesn't even make sense, couldn't some manlet just wear deceptive shoes? I'm 5ft 11.5 and could easily add a half inch than the norm and a fully body pic couldn't tell, not that I use tinder anyway

lol!

Its not even the first of april yet

what the fuck is this shit? Guaranteed this wont work at all. Now us whos actually 6'2 are gonna get fucked.

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IT's REAL
MANLETS BAITET THE FUCK OFF

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weight meter for women when?

KEK. Just tug your veins.

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>Be me 5’10 prince of Manlets
>Put 6’ in tinder bio
>Got more matches than before
Tinder is on to me, but they’ll never win.

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>Tinder customer service, #SwipeLife, how can I help?
>Erhm yea.. I have a problem.
>Yes, sir?
>Tinder tells me to input my correct height, even though I do.
>How tall are you, sir?
>6'2"
>No sir. My system tells me you are 5'8".
>Okay, I'm actually 6'2" though.
>No sir. That can not be. Please input height of 5'8" and see if that fixes the problem..
>O-o-okay. Y-y-yea. that fixed it.
>Okay sir, I'm glad, have a good day.
>Y-y-yea. *hangs up*
>Uninstall app and ready the rope.
You manlets are fucked, hahah!

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>Set up stool next to recognised building/landmark that tinder uses.
>Charge manlets $5 to take their photos for them.
>For $10 I will provide shorter friends to pose with them.
>For $15 I will let them hold a husky with dwarfism.

based

what the fuck?

Fucking finally tinder putting those subhumans in their place. Only the top 10% of males should be allowed to have sex. I hope they also introduce a penis size verification and ban all those losers with average dicks

>account suspended from tinder
idk what I did

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kek

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>tfw just about 6'0''

feels so good man

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tfw barefoot 6'3

feels good mogging all you "men"

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Pic sounds like he went to the Jon Jones school of lying. CREATINE LACED WITH COCAINE WHICH WAS LACED WITH TURANIBOL

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April 1st is right around the corner. This is just a joke... R-right guys?

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Get the rope ready anyways, just to be sure.

ahahahahaha it's over for manlets

Don't even care, I'm ready for shit to go down when 85% of users get blocked.

UUUHHHH GUYS

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I hope they only verify it taller. I'm 6'3", and set mine to 5'10".

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I'm 6'0" in the morning and 5'11" at night, what does that make me?

this kills a woman

Schrodinger's manlet

A weremanlet.

on the edge with a bad posture at night

Nah my posture is good. Everyone shrinks during the day

I'm 6ft.25in the morning and 5ft 11.75 at night, am I daywalker of manlets?

barely human

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